The Tea Colour Chart

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I've always found tea bag and milk before water makes for a shit brew. Almost as if the tea bag resents giving up it's flavor in protest.

On the chart I like my tea the Mr Tea strength. What is the point of drinking weak tea, it's just like drinking warm milk with a hint of tea flavour?

I know some people might think me an ungrateful twat, but in the past when someone I didn't know asked me if I'd like a drink of tea and then return with a pathetic mug of piss weak dishwater I just wanted to throw it at them. It wouldn't have scalded them because they'd put too much fucking milk in it.

Now, if someone offers say to them, just a splash of milk please and hope they understand what that means.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Pagnell]

Loving the monitor reflection.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[mnb089mnb]

I feel quite sad that Martino has decided to fire off _personal abuse_ against me for the way I make my tea.

It shows tea drinkers in a bad light. I'm not sure how this encourages people to get into tea, or tea related activities. Terrible ambassadors for tea on 1FF.

I will stick to coffee in future.

This is my last post on the subject.

 

[mnb089mnb]

 

[Craig]

No milk, no sugar, just pure tea mixed in with the tears of the Assam plantation slaves and some Yorkshire water.

 

[slaphead]

I will say, the best tea I ever had used to be when I worked for the civil engineers on the railways. Tea bags the size of a mattress brewed (stewed) for about 20 minutes whilst they walked it up the track, then served with a couple of sugars and condensed milk. And if the night was particularly cold, a nip of rum. Heaven in a mug.

 

[Stagat]

No milk, no sugar, just pure tea mixed in with the tears of the Assam plantation slaves and some Yorkshire water.

Well I always assumed you were some uncultured Yorkshireman matey but the Biere d'Or screams not.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

TRIBUTE TO HILLA BECHER

 

[Stagat]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

YES

 

[Stagat]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Stagat]

I'm done

 

[mnb089mnb]

Amazed that so many "so called" tea "lovers" didn't notice that I posted a picture of (albeit terrible) coffee upthread.

Charlatans, the lot of you.

 

[Stagat]

 

[smat]

Which tea is this?

I will deposit 50p into the bank account of the first person to get this right:

 

[Stagat]

Lady Grey

 

[smat]

Lady Grey

Not correct.

 

[silkyman]

 

[silkyman]

Seems we have a lot of communists here, who think all proper tea is theft.

 

[Pagnell]

Which tea is this?

I will deposit 50p into the bank account of the first person to get this right:

My guess.

 

[smat]

It's good but it's not right!

 

[Pagnell]

But it is green tea, yeah?

 

[smat]

But it is green tea, yeah?

Nope...

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

THE DARJEELING CODE

 

[smat]

Come on guise, do you want the 50p or not???

 

[lordofthepies]

Looks Sikkimese to me