Things that you make you feel old

[hbk4894]

9 years since big Sam left bolton

 

[lordofthepies]

The Shoutbox

 

[claret50]

Mirrors.......bastard things should be made illegal

 

[Stevencc]

I felt really old the other day when I overheard a college girl say "I keep making the mistake of referring to her as she when I know she is fluid".

 

[epic73]

I felt really old the other day when I overheard a college girl say "I keep making the mistake of referring to her as she when I know she is fluid".

Come to America if people are too smart for you.

 

[Stevencc]

Come to America if people are too smart for you.

I don't like you anymore you cheeky little shit.

 

[JimJams]

My age.

 

[epic73]

I don't like you anymore you cheeky little shit.

 

[Vanni]

1. Man boobs.
2. "One for the road Vanni?" "Nah, cheers mate".

 

[blade1889]

When you realise you're cheering on a football player that's younger than you. Really weird.

 

[Aber gas]

When you realise you're cheering on a football player that's younger than you. Really weird.

That happens a lot for me

 

[blade1889]

That happens a lot for me

Yeah I imagine you're one of those that's amazed by the small size of mobile phones. Doing an exaggerated Dom Jolly impression of your first 'brick'.

 

[Aber gas]

Yeah I imagine you're one of those that's amazed by the small size of mobile phones. Doing an exaggerated Dom Jolly impression of your first 'brick'.

Small mobile telephones aren't even the top twenty things that baffle/ annoy me about modern life

 

[sl1k]

The day after an all nighter. Just can't do em anymore I need sleep.

 

[blade1889]

Small mobile telephones aren't even the top twenty things that baffle/ annoy me about modern life

The ever decreasing size of mars bars
Colour television
The light bulb
Flushing toilets
Kids being 'glued' to their phones
Quinoa
Radical vegans
Social media
Airplanes
Kale
"superfoods"
"antioxidants"
Computers that dont take up a whole room
Kindle's
iPod's
Automobiles
Tarmac, what was wrong with cobbles?
The decline of the empire
The decline of the great British pub
Over stringent health and safety laws, "never did me any harm"

 

[Aber gas]

The ever decreasing size of mars bars
Colour television
The light bulb
Flushing toilets
Kids being 'glued' to their phones
Quinoa
Radical vegans
Social media
Airplanes
Kale
"superfoods"
"antioxidants"
Computers that dont take up a whole room
Kindle's
iPod's
Automobiles
Tarmac, what was wrong with cobbles?
The decline of the empire
The decline of the great British pub
Over stringent health and safety laws, "never did me any harm"

You chopsy shithouse.

 

[Veggie Legs]

When you realise you're cheering on a football player that's younger than you. Really weird.

I'm getting close to an age where there will be managers younger than me, that's going to be weirder.

 

[Aber gas]

The day after an all nighter. Just can't do em anymore I need sleep.

I can barely stay out past 12 these days. I went out out last month and the gut wrenching horror of the aftermath left me recuperating for a week. It's a young mans game.

 

[lordofthepies]

When you realise you're cheering on a football player that's younger than you. Really weird.

I'm only 31 and The Alex haven't had a player older than me for ages until they signed Ryan Lowe this summer. Disturbing.

 

[sl1k]

I can barely stay out past 12 these days. I went out out last month and the gut wrenching horror of the aftermath left me recuperating for a week. It's a young mans game.

In my case it's not so much the recovery process, but by 6am I'm a zombie. Feel proper grim.

 

[epic73]

That happens a lot for me

Not for me.

 

[mistermagic]

That hooligans in England at Marseille was 18 years ago and I remember it vividly.

 

[SALTIRE]

When you realise you're cheering on a football player that's younger than you. Really weird.

There is only Totti still playing thats older than me now! I got down about that when I first realised most players were younger than me when it happened, but I'm fine with it now.

I saw 4 young lads in a coffee shop the other month all facing each other but each had their phone to their faces instead of talking to each other; I don't see the fascination even if I finally got round to getting a smartphone a couple of years back. Is social media really that addictive?

 

[SALTIRE]

Ooh got one. Seeing Michaela Strachan on the telly on Springwatch the other night approaching Fifty and me remembering seeing her in a nightclub in her early Twenties and us all chanting for her to get them out for the lads!

 

[silkyman]

Players who were born after I met my missus.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Oh GREAT. When I first opened this thread I thought "nothing WHATSOEVER, I'm still YOUNG and FANCY-FREE". Upon reading it I've come to the realisation that I'm older than every single player in the England squad. THANKS GUYS

 

[T.A]

Age is just a number guys xox

 

[SALTIRE]

Age is just a number guys xox

You're only as old as the woman you feel - Groucho Marx

Dunno what that makes me as I'm not feeling any women these days!!

 

[Aber gas]

There is only Totti still playing thats older than me now! I got down about that when I first realised most players were younger than me when it happened, but I'm fine with it now.

I saw 4 young lads in a coffee shop the other month all facing each other but each had their phone to their faces instead of talking to each other; I don't see the fascination even if I finally got round to getting a smartphone a couple of years back. Is social media really that addictive?

Says the fella with 7000 odd posts on a football forum

 

[SALTIRE]

Says the fella with 7000 odd posts on a football forum

Haha its one of my few vices these days, gi me peace!