Things We Hate

[blade1889]

There is an alpha-male of keeping the lid up of the toilet everytime they use it. I hate it. Especially when they take a shit. Why can't you pricks put it down (would be hard using your prick but still possible, I might just try it right now)? I really don't get you sometimes. Also, why do my male colleagues feel the need to keep the light on and the door open on top of it (not the toilet)?

I mean shit...

I really don't get you

 

[SALTIRE]

Watching a documentary about post-punk and having about 3 minutes on Oi and about 4 hours on Edwyn fucking Collins.
And Gary Bushell was in it ffs.

I watched the last two episodes and thought it was alright. I was only a baby when punk finished but remember seeing supposed punks around well till the mid eighties. They didn't even go on much about The Clash (or The Ramones) either from what I saw though I missed the first episode. It was a decent doc overall and seeing The Human League was great again as I always liked them, but they did kind of skip through it a bit quickly.

 

[Craig]

Flies.

 

[TomPNE94]

There is an alpha-male of keeping the lid up of the toilet everytime they use it. I hate it. Especially when they take a shit. Why can't you pricks put it down (would be hard using your prick but still possible, I might just try it right now)? I really don't get you sometimes. Also, why do my male colleagues feel the need to keep the light on and the door open on top of it (not the toilet)?

I mean shit...

Is putting the lid of the toilet seat down something that is done normally? Never heard that before.

 

[mistermagic]

I hate it when the iron spits on my shirts. Damn thing is brand new!

 

[SALTIRE]

Tennis doubles players fistbumping after every point win or lose. Get the fuck on with it!!!!!

 

[epic73]

Asthma.

 

[r1ch1e]

Tennis doubles players fistbumping after every point win or lose. Get the fuck on with it!!!!!

Doubles tennis in general tbf. Like rugby 7s, nobody dreams as a kid of playing it

 

[The Iron]

Conjunctivitis

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Bins. They're either empty or overflowing, never in the middle.

 

[Magic]

'Modern dating', as outlined in this article:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/melissa-m...-makes-me-want-to-punch-myself-in-the-throat/

I genuinely find it quite exhausting when I like someone and surely it should be nice rather than agonising!

 

[Pliny Harris]

Someone took my fucking lunch again. They owe me £5.40 for the sarnie and drink I was forced into buying in Hull.

 

[claret50]

Being stuck on a tube train, due to some bimbo who dropped her mobile on the tracks at Finsbury Park this afternoon and then pressed the platform panic button causing a halt to all trains from Walthamstow to Euston, I hope the fucking thing is beyond repair.

 

[Pagnell]

Perhaps it contained a particularly nice selfie she was about to post on Facebook. Such things are important.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

Bins. They're either empty or overflowing, never in the middle.

Why is an empty bin a problem?
Also, invest in a bigger bin.

 

[SALTIRE]

I keep thinking today is Friday!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The smell of weed.

 

[SALTIRE]

The smell of weed.

Especially when it comes from your neighbours and reeks into your house.

 

[Aber gas]

Especially when it comes from your neighbours and reeks into your house.

I apologise

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Especially when it comes from your neighbours and reeks into your house.

I was at a family event thing in a park yesterday (rides, music, stalls etc) and you could smell it everywhere. Selfish pricks.

 

[silkyman]

Ditto, bizarrely, legoland.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The modern fad of getting your car washed by someone in a car park. Just been to Homebase and you can hardly get in the car park because there's a queue of 4x4s waiting to be washed.

 

[Aber gas]

Rail replacement buses. My journey has gone from 40 minutes to almost 2 hours and I can't even get a glass of wine. Absolute bastards.

 

[r1ch1e]

Rail replacement buses. My journey has gone from 40 minutes to almost 2 hours and I can't even get a glass of wine. Absolute bastards.

Genuinely is the worst thing about London

 

[Aber gas]

People whistling on the train. I get that you're happy to have payed a small fortune to stand up in a stinking, overcrowded carriage but one more whiny, out of tune rendition of the Great Escape and there will be blood.

 

[Skinner]

Thieves.

Came into work this morning to find someone had stolen my work boots. When I see someone wearing them they'll definitely be giving me the £30 I just paid for a new pair.

 

[JimJams]

People whistling on the train. I get that you're happy to have payed a small fortune to stand up in a stinking, overcrowded carriage but one more whiny, out of tune rendition of the Great Escape and there will be blood.

You're gonna have to help me here. I know the tune for 'The Great escape' but not for 'There will be blood'. I think you should applaud them for doing a whistled mashup anyway.

 

[appletablepenny]

People whistling on the train. I get that you're happy to have payed a small fortune to stand up in a stinking, overcrowded carriage but one more whiny, out of tune rendition of the Great Escape and there will be blood.

Whistlers full stop for me.

 

[Stagat]

You could go round different places telling people to pack it in.

And call it a whistle stop tour.

 

[Pagnell]

You could go round different places telling people people to pack it in.

And call it a whistle stop tour.

#win