Things We Hate

[SALTIRE]

Drain hose kinked during installation?

Christ claret, what the hell are you into!?!

 

[claret50]

Christ claret, what the hell are you into!?!

I feel that I must explain:

 

[SALTIRE]

I feel that I must explain:

I believe you, I really do.

 

[JimJams]

Looks painful.

 

[Dave]

Quickest it's been for a while, usually at 15-18mb/s but it's now cutting out 5 or 6 times a day, only for half a minute max, but that's long enough for the sky box to lose connection and not reconnect for a while. Pretty shit when working from home too.

 

[Leo]

I am i would have asked him what they were I leave the missus to sort out any problems as she knows what she's doing unlike me.

Are you related to me Mowgli ?.....

 

[Leo]

No mate, it's just that when I fitted our dishwasher in place the water wouldn't drain, when I had a proper look into the problem I discovered that I'd kinked the outlet hose when pushing the unit back against the wall.

Another thing to remember is that some new washing machines are delivered with a safety bung in the outlet pipe to protect the pump...just a thought.

Too technical mate.....

 

[mowgli]

Are you related to me Mowgli ?.....

At least i know i'm not the only one Leo,my missus sets everything up from new phones tv's and anything electrical as she doesn't trust me and i honestly can't blame her

 

[Leo]

clearing out accumulated paperwork (old house, car insurance, electrical goods insurances docs and loads of other papery shit that had been long forgotten) then separating what can just get slung and what has to be shredded/burned. Around an hour and a half it took and my head was thumping!

 

[Pagnell]

Mark Chapman. A shit presenter that likes the sound of his own voice a bit too much. Don't ask a question then continually talk over the answer you twat.

 

[JimJams]

And shooting John Lennon was a no, no.

 

[Stevencc]

Mark Chapman. A shit presenter that likes the sound of his own voice a bit too much. Don't ask a question then continually talk over the answer you twat.

He is one of those people that seems so genuinely inoffensive that I couldn't imagine someone out there miserable enough to dislike him.

Hi Pagnell.

 

[SALTIRE]

He is one of those people that seems so genuinely inoffensive that I couldn't imagine someone out there miserable enough to dislike him.

Hi Pagnell.

I don't mind Chappers tbh, he's one of the better presenters out there and does seem interested in football unlike a lot of others who phone it in or try too hard to be edgy.

 

[SALTIRE]

I've been an idiot. The material around my headphone earpads is disintegrating, so I decided it would do no harm to remove the material completely leaving the cushion around my ears when listening. Unfortunately the material must create a sort of seal, as when I'm now using them, the sound leakage is bad and I can hardly hear anything out of them!

On top of that I want velour replacements, and they seem to do them for every one in the range except my own headphones; typical!

 

[Leo]

I've been an idiot. The material around my headphone earpads is disintegrating, so I decided it would do no harm to remove the material completely leaving the cushion around my ears when listening. Unfortunately the material must create a sort of seal, as when I'm now using them, the sound leakage is bad and I can hardly hear anything out of them!

On top of that I want velour replacements, and they seem to do them for every one in the range except my own headphones; typical!

Is that the black (or whatever colour) plastic ? Couple of years ago when the wife was cutting my hair she started to notice small black flakes on my head. Hadn't a clue what it was for a couple of months the I noticed it was flaking off the ear pieces. Thought I had some kind of disease.....

 

[SALTIRE]

Is that the black (or whatever colour) plastic ? Couple of years ago when the wife was cutting my hair she started to notice small black flakes on my head. Hadn't a clue what it was for a couple of months the I noticed it was flaking off the ear pieces. Thought I had some kind of disease.....

Yep exactly that stuff and the same thing has happened to me with it sticking to my head and ears!

 

[Habbinalan]

Standing on a sodding 3 pin plug in your bare feet.

B*stard drew blood.

 

[Leo]

Blue bottles. The minute I feed the cats they bastards appear.....and they must be the thickest of thick creatures going....door's wide open, window is wide open (specifically to get them out) but they stay inside hitting off the window interior. Thick bastards!

 

[mowgli]

Blue bottles. The minute I feed the cats they bastards appear.....and they must be the thickest of thick creatures going....door's wide open, window is wide open (specifically to get them out) but they stay inside hitting off the window interior. Thick bastards!

I have the same problem every time i feed my cat Bessie the fuckers come from nowhere and i end up chasing them around the house to an open window but it's like they think it's a game,i won't use fly spray as the die a long horrible death spinning in circles.

 

[SALTIRE]

Gary fucking Birtles. All he does on commentary is moan, and sound superior on every decision.

 

[Indian Dan]

Whether this sort of thing deserves its own thread, but it comes under 'The Dumbest Things I Have Done'

When we lived in rural Ireland there was, obviously, no rubbish collections so most things that could be burnt was.

I bought one of those metal dustbins with a lid which had a chimney in it, made for burning stuff.

To get it going I poured some petrol down the chimney and then dropped a lit match in.

Well, fuck me, the lid blew right off and about 20 foot in the air. How it didn't take me head off I have no idea.

I have also sliced through the power cord when hedge strimming and I also managed to set fire to my kennels whilst burning the dogs paper bedding.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Does anyone remember Kenny Everett's DIY 'expert' Reg? Because that is what this reminds me of.

 

[mowgli]

Does anyone remember Kenny Everett's DIY 'expert' Reg? Because that is what this reminds me of.

I loved that character as he always finished up covered in blood and missing body parts

 

[Leo]

Whether this sort of thing deserves its own thread, but it comes under 'The Dumbest Things I Have Done'

When we lived in rural Ireland there was, obviously, no rubbish collections so most things that could be burnt was.

I bought one of those metal dustbins with a lid which had a chimney in it, made for burning stuff.

To get it going I poured some petrol down the chimney and then dropped a lit match in.

Well, fuck me, the lid blew right off and about 20 foot in the air. How it didn't take me head off I have no idea.

I have also sliced through the power cord when hedge strimming and I also managed to set fire to my kennels whilst burning the dogs paper bedding.

Sorry Dan but that deserves..........especially the metal bin with chimeyed lid. We've got one of these but I'm afraid it's matches that we use to get it going mate.

 

[mistermagic]

Paying taxes.

 

[Lance Stoe]

When you are going down on a bird and she smells like a diseased kipper down there. Not surprised like . Just disappointed

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

The seagull eats too much fish. This is why.

 

[Indian Dan]

What sort of birds do you know? Anyway, 2 things in this world smell of fish . . .

. . . And 1 of them is fish

 

[Laker]

Ryanair must fall into this thread.

 

[Pagnell]

People who feel the need to drive into the opposite lane before turning left. And people who cut corners. Twats. The lot of them.