Things We Hate

[GodsGift]

You hate a dead woman?

 

[blade1889]

wow, that's a bit of a shock

 

[slaphead]

Only 60? She looked older than that. Tough life I guess.

 

[SALTIRE]

Pillows that are too fat.

Definitely this, been getting a stiff neck the last couple of weeks due to mine - got to get rid of those soon.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

The woman in Greggs saying "it's not hot is that all right?" when you ask for a sausage roll/steak bake.

 

[sl1k]

The woman in Greggs saying "it's not hot is that all right?" when you ask for a sausage roll/steak bake.

what they actually mean is it's cold and dry.

 

[SALTIRE]

No more Page 3. Damn this political correctness!

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

morning drymouth. Like death valley today

 

[mnb089mnb]

No more Page 3. Damn this political correctness!

I'm glad.

Unfortunately there's still a page 1-2 and 4-End to eliminate, so some way to go yet.

 

[smat]

When something is printed in italics and then the Title of Something has to be not in italics.

It looks stupid.

 

[HertsWolf]

Smug fuckers.

 

[HertsWolf]

and King Louis XVIII of France. He was fucking smug. And useless.

 

[smat]

Exactly.

 

[HertsWolf]

Alistair Darling. Smug. Useless. French.

 

[Van Der Graaf]

Being charge £7 for a below par Bacon Roll and extra-small Hot Chocolate.

 

[Destruction]

Being charge £7 for a below par Bacon Roll and extra-small Hot Chocolate.

This is what Russell Brand is talking about.

 

[Van Der Graaf]

I wouldn't mind, but the Bacon was cold and the ketchup to bread ratio was atrocious.

 

[TomPNE94]

I wouldn't mind, but the Bacon was cold and the ketchup to bread ratio was atrocious.

More info needed. Too high or too low?

 

[silkyman]

Blue biros.

Fuck off.

 

[SUTSS]

What sort of cretin writes in blue?

 

[Stagat]

Hi

 

[Abertawe]

The Ladbrokes advert.

 

[SUTSS]

The amount of betting adverts that are on TV at the moment.

 

[Destruction]

Paddy Power are the worst, the banterous c***.

 

[HertsWolf]

Got a ham and cheese croissant at Starbucks. While not the biggest disaster in my life, as I've twice been in emergency landings in planes, I would like to know how difficult it is to get a croissant, slice it in two and put a slice of ham and a slice of cheese between the two halves.
It's not fucking rocket science and I guess even Kay Burley could do it, but when you end up with a crusty, turd of a croissant, split 80/20 with a wafer-thin sliver of pale grey ham hanging off a wedge of slightly greasy cheese, you have to question the future of Starbucks.

#JeSuisDecentCroissant

 

[HertsWolf]

Avatars of puppies

 

[Abertawe]

Got a ham and cheese croissant at Starbucks. While not the biggest disaster in my life, as I've twice been in emergency landings in planes, I would like to know how difficult it is to get a croissant, slice it in two and put a slice of ham and a slice of cheese between the two halves.
It's not fucking rocket science and I guess even Kay Burley could do it, but when you end up with a crusty, turd of a croissant, split 80/20 with a wafer-thin sliver of pale grey ham hanging off a wedge of slightly greasy cheese, you have to question the future of Starbucks.

#JeSuisDecentCroissant

Why ze fuck would you want ham & cheese with a croissant? All new levels of wrong is that.

 

[mowgli]

The poor standard of referees in League 2, just dire with the worst Andy D'Urso who should retire.

 

[SUTSS]

Has D'Urso ever put in a decent performance?

 

[smat]

Isn't D'Urso the one who got chased across the pitch by Roy Keane etc about 15 years ago?