Things We Hate

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

The banter in the shoutbox. It got boring a long time ago. Not banter itself, but the fact its the same thing everytime. Turned it off now.

 

[Libertadores FC]

Yawn. Bore off you complete c***,

 

[Aber gas]

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

u won't become a mod with an attitude like that young man

#ian4mod

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Yawn. Bore off you complete c***,

 

[JJH]

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Not the first time that bloke has been in the 'Things We Hate' thread!

 

[Aber gas]

Not the first time that bloke has been in the 'Things We Hate' thread!

Don't be like that, you love to hate him. Bit like a Trollope but with a personality.

 

[Stevencc]

The banter in the shoutbox. It got boring a long time ago. Not banter itself, but the fact its the same thing everytime. Turned it off now.

That didn't last long

 

[Libertadores FC]

That didn't last long

I just turned it off to calm down. Now start chatting m8

 

[HarvSFC]

Getting upset after making stupid comments.

 

[Stevencc]

I just turned it off to calm down. Now start chatting m8

Have a beer mate, that's the way to calm down!

 

[claret50]

Tubes of toothpaste that seem to have more air in them than actual toothpaste, it was never an issue with the old metal tubes.

 

[Red]

Yeah but Rugby is shit so who cares?

Indeed

When the world is supposed to end and it doesn't.
I hate these inaccurate apocalypse predictions. I just lost £50 at the bookies. I had £25 each way on the world to end today.

Yeah the fucks.Give me oblivion any day.

The state of my good clothes after a night out

Was hammered with some of the lads I hadn't seen in a while and somehow ended up in Epping Forest like 2 or 3 in the morning. Don't now why the feck I thought it'd be a good idea but I suggested we go for a trek through the forest. Now there were two massive problems. First, I hadn't even considered how rain from earlier on in the day might have softened alot of the earth to a sinking swamp like state. Two, one of the boys decided that this is the moment (while we're quite away from the car and in the forest) he would become paralytic drunk.

Result? The paralytic went home with one shoe, cuts & grazes like he'd been attacked by a cat on cocaine and a horrible reaction to stinger nettles all over his arms and body. One had similar nettle reactions all over his face from dropping face first into some bush, which was hilarious (the way it happened) as his phone was the light source and out of nowhere it became pitch black. All I heard was "Ohhhh I fucked uhhhhp". The third one weren't so bad at first, but on our way back to the car fell into a ditch just as he shouted (I shit you not) "FREEDOOOM" cos for a short while we thought we were lost.

I somehow got away without a scratch, though I was soaked from all the wet mud trying to shepherd the paralytic back to the car in one piece.

Will be a night I won't forget, though I don't think I'll be drinking with them for a while.

Sounded like a mad night out mate.

 

[Luke Imp]

The seat in my new company car being the most uncomfortable thing ever. My back in in bits and I've only been in it for a week or so.

 

[IanH]

The seat in my new company car being the most uncomfortable thing ever. My back in in bits and I've only been in it for a week or so.

I think you're recommended to get out and stretch every five hours or so?

 

[Luke Imp]

Ha, touché!

 

[Red]

A woman on the bus today whining about how Polish people don't speak proper English, then going on to pronounce ignore as egnore.

 

[Christian Slater]

Jurgen Klopp.

 

[SUTSS]

A woman on the bus today whining about how Polish people don't speak proper English, then going on to pronounce ignore as egnore.

I heard this on the bus last night:

Woman #1: 'Are there a lot of Mexicans in South America?'
Woman #2: 'I think they're all Mexicans down there'

 

[G.B]

2 groups of women talking in unison. weird.

fk yo ninja edit SUTSS

 

[Harrier94]

Hiring Dave Hockaday to save our save season

 

[The Iron]

Buses not arriving on time

 

[Pagnell]

My lack of interest in the England national team. I really wish I could drum up some enthusiasm for them. They're on such a fantastic run of results, but despite that I can't remember the last game I watched that wasn't turgid shite.

 

[The Iron]

My lack of interest in the England national team. I really wish I could drum up some enthusiasm for them. They're on such a fantastic run of results, but despite that I can't remember the last game I watched that wasn't turgid shite.

I couldn't of said that any better.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I couldn't of said that any better.

You could have.

 

[The Iron]

Oh dear that is embarrassing and i feel ashamed of myself

 

[Christian Slater]

Seeing people struggle with and complain about new things because it's a deviation from the routine. The introduction of the 5p plastic bag has reminded me of this.

 

[Red]

Seeing people struggle with and complain about new things because it's a deviation from the routine. The introduction of the 5p plastic bag has reminded me of this.

Agreed. What is the problem? At Asda you can pick up 6 bags for life for 36p. Simply remember to take them every timer you shop and it's problem solved.

 

[The Iron]

Why pay 5p for a bag when you can get a full trolley for £1

Then when you have finished you can get your £1 back

 

[Dave-Vale]

That's what I've been doing for years! Most places don't even make you pay £1 for the trolley anymore either. I always get a trolley because I usually end up buying more than I go in for (sometimes I don't buy better safe than sorry) and I can just put everything in it after paying then pack it into my bags at the car.