Things We Like

[Stevencc]

Carol Kirkwood.

She's not a thing.

 

[SALTIRE]

Carol Kirkwood.

She's not a thing.

She's about double your age! Definitely my cup of tea though.

 

[Stevencc]

She's about double your age! Definitely my cup of tea though.

Nothing wrong with a bit of...experience, is there mate?

 

[SALTIRE]

Nothing wrong with a bit of...experience, is there mate?

Nope the older the fiddle the better the tune.

 

[Leo]

Carol Kirkwood.

She's not a thing.

She's about double your age! Definitely my cup of tea though.

Nothing wrong with a bit of...experience, is there mate?

Nope the older the fiddle the better the tune.

Hey you pair.....get to the back of the queue. Hope youse enjoy sloppy seconds.....................& thirds..........

Carol is mine, mine ah tell yez.......

 

[mowgli]

I've been in my local drinking 5 pints of Wilkins cider (6%) to celebrate my birthday tomorrow so i won't be around until Thursday at the earliest I have a large cider brandy in front of me drink that while having a fag will see me crawling into my bed,my missus is even drunker than me puking into the bog how classy is that? If she wants a goodnight kiss she can fook off

 

[Pagnell]

Nope the older the fiddle the better the tune.

55 is pushing it even for me.

 

[SALTIRE]

55 is pushing it even for me.

I pulled a 57 year old about a decade back before I was 30. Yep I was pissed, but didn't care! As for today, I definitely wouldn't say no to Nigella Lawson, Liz Hurley or even going to extreme age if they have got it, old Helen Mirren or Charlotte Rampling! They'd probably eat me alive though!

 

[mowgli]

I pulled a 57 year old about a decade back before I was 30. Yep I was pissed, but didn't care! As for today, I definitely wouldn't say no to Nigella Lawson, Liz Hurley or even going to extreme age if they have got it, old Helen Mirren or Charlotte Rampling! They'd probably eat me alive though!

Liz Hurley looks stunning and any bloke who says they wouldn't because of her age is a lying fecker,52 years old doesn't mean you are past having sex if you look so hot like she does,i know i would given the chance.

 

[Leo]

I've been in my local drinking 5 pints of Wilkins cider (6%) to celebrate my birthday tomorrow so i won't be around until Thursday at the earliest I have a large cider brandy in front of me drink that while having a fag will see me crawling into my bed,my missus is even drunker than me puking into the bog how classy is that? If she wants a goodnight kiss she can fook off

Blow job out of the question also Mowgli ?.......

Anyway.....happy burday mate....enjoy.

 

[Leo]

Nope the older the fiddle the better the tune.

Salty going to the extreme for a threesome......

 

[mowgli]

Blow job out of the question also Mowgli ?.......

Anyway.....happy burday mate....enjoy.

Cheers Leo,i passed out as soon as my head hit the pillow

 

[Pagnell]

Hearing a presenter on the radio this morning utter the words "It's twenty years since the nation's stiff upper lip quivered."

I suspect I wasn't meant to laugh.

 

[SALTIRE]

Salty going to the extreme for a threesome......

Lol the women I quoted are all in your age range, they've a while before death's door yet!

 

[Abertawe]

Hearing a presenter on the radio this morning utter the words "It's twenty years since the nation's stiff upper lip quivered."

I suspect I wasn't meant to laugh.

Have some fucking respect.

 

[Pagnell]

No.

 

[Dave]

Quickest it's been for a while, usually at 15-18mb/s but it's now cutting out 5 or 6 times a day, only for half a minute max, but that's long enough for the sky box to lose connection and not reconnect for a while. Pretty shit when working from home too.

That's better!

 

[mistermagic]

Helping an elderly woman crossing the streets on my evening run.

 

[mowgli]

Helping an elderly woman crossing the streets on my evening run.

Top man.

 

[Stevencc]

He only did it so he could cop a feel the dirty French pervert.

I hope he stopped running at least.

 

[mistermagic]

He only did it so he could cop a feel the dirty French pervert.

I hope he stopped running at least.

You know what I hesitated but since she had a cane and could hardly walk I figured I'd stop running.

 

[JimJams]

...I hesitated but since she had a cane and could hardly walk I figured...

...she was an easy target.

 

[SALTIRE]

Sold the house! Finally getting out this dump!!

Think I'll get another whisky to celebrate! !

 

[mowgli]

Sold the house! Finally getting out this dump!!

Think I'll get another whisky to celebrate! !

You never need a reason to partake of a dram mate I know you're glad to be moving but i hate moving and won't be doing that again anytime soon now we've got rid of all the Jeremy Kyle types that lived opposite us

 

[SALTIRE]

You never need a reason to partake of a dram mate

Hehe true that, but its on occasions like this when I might splash out on a special bottle, I'll see.

 

[Nostracarmus]

Hayley Williams.

 

[YorkieLiam]

Sea monkeys. Just bought some online after watching videos on YouTube (was on a random journey) and can't wait till I get them.

 

[claret50]

Samsung customer service: We bought a new Samsung washing machine 5 years ago and a short time after purchase they did a product recall as there was a very slight possibility of an electrical hazard due to moisture building up on the contacts, they sent an engineer the same week who secured the contacts from any possible moisture - job done.

I had a phone call this afternoon advising me that some work wasn't carried out as per their instructions so they have offered to either have the job done again, a replacement washing machine (new) or a full refund of the original purchase price - all this after 5 years of daily use, incredible service - the new machine gets delivered and installed next week.

 

[Pagnell]

We had a very similar experience with our Samsung fridge. A brand new one after 4 years because of a fault. Plus it was a newer, superior model.

 

[Abertawe]

Congratulations to the both of you. May your milk rest in chill.