Things you know will happen next season

[AFaceInTheCrowd]

Forgetting that Kevin Ellison was still playing as he wheels away in celebration to send the 16 travelling Morecambe fans into raptures.

Mansfield bringing in excess of their home attendance to Meadow Lane and keeping the curse of not beating them going!

MK Dons (customers) swaggering around like they are too good for league two.

Having your support is fucking shit chanted at you by a 15 year old yeovil fan who doesn't travel away and cannot grasp how unappealing a proposition Yeovil away on a Tuesday night is to anyone living outside of Yeovil.

Port Vale fans just generally being angry

 

[Vanni]

Notts Co fail to go up. Too many new faces and massive fan expectation. They'll also fail yet again to beat us.

Another two storming 0-0 draws between Lincoln and Cambridge. Akinde (pen), if he really signs for the Imps, will turn out to be a flop. The Cowley bros will go to some struggling L1 club in December.

A whole year of moaning and groaning coming right up from HG the Carlisle fan, while Carver will demand the return of Curle and the whole BOD to get the sack. Shoddy will however look on the bright side as always.

Reggie Lambe to be even more unpopular with the U's fans than Melito.

Aspin sacked in late October.

Mrs. Radford to admit she was wrong in voting for Brexit.

 

[The_Boss]

We win at Blundell Park.

Is Yeovil even a real place? I don't think I've ever seen it on a map or road signs. Is it just the name of a team for a place that doesn't exist? Like Port Vale?

 

[Crewelad87]

Port Vale fans will act like mongs at every local away game.

 

[PaulHaddock]

We won’t score against Exeter.

Akinde to score against us (most likely a penalty)

The East Midlands clubs will cause the forum to implode

Lincoln fans will post home attendances in the away thread

 

[valefan16]

We win at Blundell Park.

Is Yeovil even a real place? I don't think I've ever seen it on a map or road signs. Is it just the name of a team for a place that doesn't exist? Like Port Vale?

Port Vale is sort of a place... if you walk to the station at Longport after the game you are walking through the Valley of the Ports (as in ports from the canal)

 

[valefan16]

Port Vale fans will act like mongs at every local away game.

Pot, Kettle, Black...

 

[shoddycollins]

Bury will be the subject of seven separate winding-up orders
Everyone in the national press will forget about Lincoln
Notts will sign a forty-five year old who played six games in the top-flight in 1994
Leeds United will poach someone's manager
Everyone's games will be called off in January
MK fans will start calling for Tisdale's head
Yeovil will finish a game with eight men
Leeds United will poach someone else's manager
Exeter will finish their stadium
The Carlisle scoreboard will start working for two or three matches
Carver will be banned from the forum for a month
Someone will get sacked after being beaten by Cambridge

 

[shoddycollins]

Port Vale is sort of a place... if you walk to the station at Longport after the game you are walking through the Valley of the Ports (as in ports from the canal)

I thought any theory that has been put forward to how it got its name was just speculation.

 

[valefan16]

I thought any theory that has been put forward to how it got its name was just speculation.

Even our year of formation is speculation! 1876 officially, believed to actually be 1879!

 

[GTFCfish]

The ‘lump it up to the fat lad’ shouts from Lincoln’s management will cause confusion amongst their defence as they don’t know whether to lump it to Rhead or Akinde.

 

[KeithH]

We win at Blundell Park.

Is Yeovil even a real place? I don't think I've ever seen it on a map or road signs. Is it just the name of a team for a place that doesn't exist? Like Port Vale?

Any excuse

 

[AFaceInTheCrowd]

A barely coherent shout of "come on notts these are dogshit!" A few seconds after kick off. Shortly followed by a much angry "Come on Notts pull this fucker back!"

 

[Crewelad87]

Crewe fans saying "I'd take a point" whilst being 3-0 up.

 

[GTFCfish]

GTFC supporters will be strip searched and anally probed before being allowed to enter the Lamex Stadium.

 

[GTFCfish]

A team will have a great set of pre season results, maybe even beat a Championship team or 2, and their fans will decide because of this that they will piss the league.......

 

[ValiantRob]

Crewe fans will say they play the right way when losing 3 goal lead at Swindon and diving to get players sent off.

 

[GTFCfish]

Morecambe will top the league in October before surviving relegation on the final day by 1 point.

 

[Back in the DHSS]

Matt Rhead’s belly will be caught offside!

 

[Moomin]

We’ll lose at Wembley

 

[Vanni]

At least one, ahem, 'proper' club to go down. I don't know who that'll be but neither does anybody else, as it's always a club that's predicted to do reasonably well.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

A team will have a great set of pre season results, maybe even beat a Championship team or 2, and their fans will decide because of this that they will piss the league.......

We've got games against 3 or 4 Championship sides

In 2008 we dicked the same Aston Villa side (then of the Premier League) that subsequently started their Intertoto Cup game against Odense 4 days later. Carew, Agbonlahor, Sidwell and others played. I thought we would make a promotion push. We finished 15th, the start of our slide out of the league.

 

[UTS]

We will go down

 

[shoddycollins]

Even our year of formation is speculation! 1876 officially, believed to actually be 1879!

Currently reading a book about our formation, which was shrouded in mystery* until recently.

*insert mysterious Curle gag here

 

[Greenacres]

Someone will complain about not being able to get a pie with bits of dead animals in it when they visit our place.
Fans of probably more than one team will sing a song featuring the word "sausages" when they play us at home.

 

[Chris FGR]

Someone will complain about not being able to get a pie with bits of dead animals in it when they visit our place.
Fans of probably more than one team will sing a song featuring the word "sausages" when they play us at home.

Good god don't you start as well. Got pestered by these vegan protestors the other day outside Burger King, why are so many of them such self-righteos twats? If you're vegan, good for you, but don't force your opinions on everyone else, act like your a better person or that normal people like me are animal rape/holocaust enablers or some of the other shit they come out with. Pisses me right off.

Got myself a double whopper and ate it slowly right in front of one the whiny c*** lol.

 

[Vanni]

Good god don't you start as well. Got pestered by these vegan protestors the other day outside Burger King, why are so many of them such self-righteos twats? If you're vegan, good for you, but don't force your opinions on everyone else, act like your a better person or that normal people like me are animal rape/holocaust enablers or some of the other shit they come out with. Pisses me right off.

Got myself a double whopper and ate it slowly right in front of one the whiny c*** lol.

This is not the thread for this, and I don't want to see it locked by some mod. But in short animals can't strike up a conversation with meat eaters so we speak for them. Well not me personally as I don't think protesting outside BK actually works so I do other things, but you get my point.

Also, do yourself and the whole wide world a massive favour and read up on what BK/KFC/McD are doing to the world we live in. If you can't go by w/o your meat then I suggest getting it from somewhere else.

FAO of Mods - no need to lock up this thread as I won't be saying another word on this. I made my point and I'll leave it at that. Thank you.

 

[Gladders]

Well done Vanni, you just proved Chris's point with that post.

Like he says if your a vegan, good (not sure why it's better than eating meat mind you) for you but don't force your views on others.

 

[Greenacres]

If you're vegan, good for you, but don't force your opinions on everyone else, act like your a better person or that normal people like me are animal rape/holocaust enablers or some of the other shit they come out with.

Where did I say that I was vegan, as if that matters, or that it was my opinion...it was an attempt to join in with the spirit of the thread and engage in a bit self-deprecating humour!

 

[Fishpimps <{{{><]

We won’t score against Exeter.

Akinde to score against us (most likely a penalty)

The East Midlands clubs will cause the forum to implodeI’m

Lincoln fans will post home attendances in EVERY thread

Amended!