Things you know will happen next season

[King Kev]

Well I do know what it means, and someone who masquerades as a former Bury manager I think you’re definitely one of them.

Unfortunately I doubt they cover it in sex education at secondary school, thus I am not inclined to believe you.

How dare you insult King Kev, I was still playing football for Plymouth Argyle a good decade before you were even conceived.

 

[KeithH]

Me? I've never said we are going to be anywhere near the top. I'd be very happy with some mid table stability after last season. I predicted 18th a month or so back.

You two are a pair of bad nonces.

Really?
I hope you are ashamed of yourself right now
Of all the insults you could throw you choose this?
Give your head a wobble, man up and retract
Then throw the many insults that are undoubtly true at us and we will laugh along

 

[UTS]

Really?
I hope you are ashamed of yourself right now
Of all the insults you could throw you choose this?
Give your head a wobble, man up and retract
Then throw the many insults that are undoubtly true at us and we will laugh along

Nonce

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

What is happening here?

 

[KeithH]

Nonce

Seriously?
One more time I politely request you retract and use insults more fitting.

 

[Son of Cod]

What is happening here?

Who let them out of the Bury thread?

 

[AdamStag]

I wonder if the 13/14 1FF rivalry between Mansfield and Bury will return, unlikely now a few posters have moved on since. That was a great time.

AdamStag is still here though, he lives in Manchester didn’t you know.

Maybe, just this time we've got the money we can't afford to spend, as opposed to you

 

[King Kev]

Who let them out of the Bury thread?

Okay much earlier than anticipated, can I apologise to all on here for the posts and conduct of UTS, he in no way represents the thoughts or beliefs of Bury FC supporters. I hope his posts and tantrums do not effect the beautiful friendships being developed on here.

 

[darren gregory]

Each Vale thread will have at least one post by VM.

Oldham fans exclaiming their away support as the best thing since sliced bread.

The Cowley sisters continue to endear themselves to opposition fans .

People on here taking things far too seriously and failing to see humour or irony.

Insert here ( Notts / Mansfield) goes horribly tits up with Nolan or Flitcroft joining the manager merry-go-round.

Crewe insisting they play the game the beautiful way as they finish 17th.

Vale flattering to deceive and the natives restless as a promising start peters out culminating in an FA cup defeat to Concord Rangers

Bring it on

 

[King Kev]

Maybe, just this time we've got the money we can't afford to spend, as opposed to you

Adam see my apology above.

 

[Plumbob]

We don't say that (as you well know), Lincoln fans used to say that when we used to beat you all the time as a way of softening the blow, and as an excuse for barely half filling the away end at Blundell Park.

I'm pretty sure we only half fill it because you can't see the friggin pitch if you are past halfway up the stand. That is, unless you want to leave needing a visit to the chiropractor!
Either that or the plastic cars can't reach Grimsby

 

[AdamStag]

Our police to cause more problems than they solve

Adam see my apology above.

Ha, not all fans are always going to agree, there's a group of about 7/8 of us that have beers before and after the game (and meet up with others etc) but we don't even agree between ourselves, and can have some right arguments, but at the end of the day it's only football.

I think the bad blood from that season was when we came to Gigg lane on a Tuesday night, sat back for a point (which we got) and kicked the shit out of you all game. It was very lincolnesque

 

[darren gregory]

Your old bill seemed decent in April Adam.
Directed us to a boozer where our very own Ricky Miller was supping away

 

[AdamStag]

Your old bill seemed decent in April Adam.
Directed us to a boozer where our very own Ricky Miller was supping away

I probably spoke to you as was chatting with vale fans at the pub - the Railway

 

[darren gregory]

I probably spoke to you as was chatting with vale fans at the pub - the Railway

No idea what went on with all those emoji things, I'll blame my phone !!
Probably did, it was round the corner from train station with a beer garden. Had a natter with a couple of your fans who pointed Mr Miller out

 

[King Kev]

Our police to cause more problems than they solve


Ha, not all fans are always going to agree, there's a group of about 7/8 of us that have beers before and after the game (and meet up with others etc) but we don't even agree between ourselves, and can have some right arguments, but at the end of the day it's only football.

I think the bad blood from that season was when we came to Gigg lane on a Tuesday night, sat back for a point (which we got) and kicked the shit out of you all game. It was very lincolnesque

Ronnie Jepson was our manager so I would be very surprised if we were playing samba football at the time.

PS this is beyond disagreeing, wait until tantrumville strikes as the season starts if we have the audacity to not win our opening few games.

 

[GTFCfish]

I'm pretty sure we only half fill it because you can't see the friggin pitch if you are past halfway up the stand. That is, unless you want to leave needing a visit to the chiropractor!
Either that or the plastic cars can't reach Grimsby

Strange then that you filled it last year, as no work whatsoever has been done on it to make the view any better, maybe you all brought binoculars this time?

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Maybe half of it was filled with the old breed of Lincoln City fans , and the other half wasn’t the new breed?

Either way you should be filling your rivals away allocation unless you are being offered huge numbers

 

[Posh Harry]

I'm pretty sure we only half fill it because you can't see the friggin pitch if you are past halfway up the stand. That is, unless you want to leave needing a visit to the chiropractor!
Either that or the plastic cars can't reach Grimsby

You want to ask the Cowleys to play it on the floor a bit more rather than lumping it to the lump all the time. You would need a chiropractor in any ground for your neck watching that type of football.

 

[Posh Harry]

Well I do know what it means, and someone who masquerades as a former Bury manager I think you’re definitely one of them.

Wow. You have some top banter fella

 

[Plumbob]

You want to ask the Cowleys to play it on the floor a bit more rather than lumping it to the lump all the time. You would need a chiropractor in any ground for your neck watching that type of football.

No problem at home. Sitting at the back of the stand I'm right in line with the ball.
At the back in our beloved neighbours away end you can't even see the bloody far end goal without bending double.
Anyway, on things that will happen next season.
Fatty Evans will try to sign more players from the long ball side up the road in Lincoln. Or, at least be very closely watching who the Cowley sisters are trying to sign. If he doesn't manage to gazump a deal, he will have had some snore fuelled epiphany overnight causing a change of heart.
One or both Lincolnshire derbies will end in a draw regardless of form.
More than half the managers beaten by the Cowley sisters will cry foul.

 

[Dave-Vale]

The standard of officiating will still be absolutely shocking.

 

[Chris FGR]

No idea what went on with all those emoji things, I'll blame my phone !!
Probably did, it was round the corner from train station with a beer garden. Had a natter with a couple of your fans who pointed Mr Miller out

Was gonna say sounds like things turned pretty messy in that pub with your lot plus Ricky Miller going by all those emojis lol. Going through them paints quite a picture.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

So did Ricky's vomit on the pavement after, I heard.

 

[Tranmerewhite]

Dale Vince will be furious that Mark Palios dares to eat meat in front of him, storm out of the Directors box and sit with the 7 away fans.

 

[MrGloverLover]

Any excuse

They played the Octagon Theatre in Yeovil a couple of months ago. Hypocrites.

I tweeted them to ask beforehand if they were going to play this. For some reason they didn't reply.

 

[MrGloverLover]

We win at Blundell Park.

Is Yeovil even a real place? I don't think I've ever seen it on a map or road signs. Is it just the name of a team for a place that doesn't exist? Like Port Vale?

Top trolling, well done

 

[Tranmerewhite]

Top trolling, well done

Do you still have the marquee there?

 

[MrGloverLover]

Do you still have the marquee there?

We do. Our temporary beer tent is about to enter its 15th year.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

We do. Our temporary beer tent is about to enter its 15th year.

That's enough for squatter's rights!