What happens when...

[Stevencc]

...it comes home.

 

[Dirk]

....then I am already dead for a long time. Lucky me!

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Raheem Sterling will be able to buy his mum a new sink without comment.

 

[Bobbin']

The Jocks will accuse us of being arrogant and for over celebrating.

Then they will remind us that we only won it because the ref helped us out in the 5-0 demolition of Germany in the final and that we will never win it again.

 

[SALTIRE]

I move to Harris/Islay (probably Harris as there'll be less English up there) and become a whisky hermit. Doesn't sound a bad life tbh!

 

[mente captus]

Wrong parallel universe dude

 

[Son of Cod]

It won't count anyway because Italy, Chile and Holland didn't qualify and Germany went out we didn't play anyone good and most of our goals were VAR pens but I'm not bothered we don't even care about England in my country.

 

[epic73]

If England win a match on pens this place will explode.

 

[Vanni]

The country will run out of 'bags'.

 

[Abertawe]

OP is such a joker

 

[SALTIRE]

Looking more and more like a South American side will win the whole thing.

 

[mente captus]

I thought it is worth to be shared. What England fans would never say ( turn subtitles on if your german isnt fluent enough

 

[Stevencc]

Looking more and more like a South American side will win the whole thing.

Tell us more.

 

[SALTIRE]

Tell us more.

We can't always get it right mate, you lot have been telling us every tournament you are in that you are going to win it, and it hasn't come true yet eh.

 

[Dirk]

We can't always get it right mate, you lot have been telling us every tournament you are in that you are going to win it, and it hasn't come true yet eh.

but what about 1966?

btw: Interesting fact: This is the first World Cup since 1930 without Germany and/or Brazil in the Semi-finals.

And it's the 5th time we see an all European semi-final. The previous 4 winners? Italy 3-times, England 1-time.

So with Italy not in this time, it's maybe really coming home then

 

[Stevencc]

We can't always get it right mate, you lot have been telling us every tournament you are in that you are going to win it, and it hasn't come true yet eh.

I expected us to reach the first knockout round, hoped for the quarters and am ecstatic to see us in the semi-finals - you won't bring me down, mate.

 

[Jockney]

I thought it is worth to be shared. What England fans would never say ( turn subtitles on if your german isnt fluent enough

Is German humour just saying the opposite of what most people would say, then. Truly, we are missing out.

 

[SF_]

We can't always get it right mate, you lot have been telling us every tournament you are in that you are going to win it, and it hasn't come true yet eh.

Well that's bollocks, no one has had faith in the England team for over a decade.

This is all in your head.

 

[BigDaveCUFC]

It is exactly the same whatever happens.

If we win the streets will be packed with drunken idiots using it as an excuse to do stupid things, cause much damage while a few jabba the huts strip off among the hoards hoping to get in the papers.

If we lose the streets will be packed with drunken idiots using it as an excuse to do stupid things, cause much damage while a few jabba the huts strip off among the hoards hoping to get in the papers.

the only difference if we lose will be maybe some added racism chucked in if we lose while they try and target something Croatian/Belgian/French to smash up.

 

[Bobbin']

Cheery soul.

 

[Richard Cranium]

If we lose I’m going to kick the heads of next doors new flowers

 

[Stevencc]

If anyone wants a HIGHLY NSFW video of Salty showing how much he loves England, send me a private message and I'll give you the link.

Epic, don't bother asking - you are too young.

 

[SALTIRE]

If anyone wants a HIGHLY NSFW video of Salty showing how much he loves England, send me a private message and I'll give you the link.

Epic, don't bother asking - you are too young.

Thats not you looking at Japanese vomit porn again is it?

 

[4froale]

The evolution of this team through the tournament has been refreshing.

However, the evolution of Scottish fans is even more impressive. They've gone from saying we're shit, to saying we can only beat shit teams, to now not caring about us. Impressive in the space of 3 weeks.