Worst Shoutbox Poster 2016

[Craig]

PaulHaddock is here coz he knows when to call it a day...

 

[PaulHaddock]

Cheers Craig, this will be my second and last presentation of the evening; it has been a pleasure.

 

[PaulHaddock]

These guys all got 2 votes each.

Outside of the shoutbox, he is interesting, witty and a bit of a comedian/c***. In the shoutbox, he spends his time talking to Craig about the NFL and other boring subjects like cycling, 'art', 'music' and 70s Italian neo-noir.

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Martino Knockavelli , as I like to call him

This next guy is your modern day Jekyll and Hyde, except Dr Jekyll only appears occasionally. He's also known by two names, though neither are real.
Likes: gambling, commentating, alcohol, gambling, walking, Glasgow, gambling.
Dislikes: blacks, Koreans, Doncaster, half of the Shoutbox

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Never change, Dave

When he's not letting us know he's there, he's usually spouting some other nonsense. I could go on (for a VERY long time) but I want to finish this quickly. I might also get banned if I go further.

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Its Libertadores FC !

 

[Abertawe]

Eyyyyyy

 

[PaulHaddock]

This lot got 3 votes each.

Thank God I don't live near Norwich because this chap is probably dangerous. With hands stinking of poo and feet, he manages to attract girls to his shed to watch 'films'. He is best friends with Murphy and Martino Quackavelli too.

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NorfolkWomble

The Shoutbox is full of weird folk but this footy fan is definitely the oddest of balls. I also enjoy FULL CAPS LOCK SENTENCES AND TELLING PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF OK.

Who the fuck is this c***?!

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That man Carver .

 

[PaulHaddock]

Finally, we reach Number 1. When you have as many posts as he has, what else can you do? That's right, fill the shoutbox with drivel. Not a bad guy tbh, just a certified nonce.

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JJH

 

[Carver]

Why does Norfolkwomble hands stink of poo and feet?

 

[NorfolkWomble]

Why does Norfolkwomble hands stink of poo and feet?

Because I unashamedly spend my spare time saving the poor and downtrodden. I'm practically Jesus.



Thanks for the votes people, I'm aiming for number one next year.