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Last time Forest Green came here they were the best team in the league and we beat them 4-0. This time they are the worst team in the league, so naturally we’ll lose this one.

Only seen the score updates, but looks like we were well beaten by Wimbledon today. Silver lining is a straight red for Jamie Proctor, who has been absolutely shite for us all season.

“I’ve been kicked so much I’m gonna have to thrust my cock at some kids”

Must be devastating to be below us then, eh?

If Phil Brown hadn’t been greedy and touted himself to other clubs, we could well have been mid-table in the National League right now.

I do think if we did somehow go up though, Wild will be poached and we’d ultimately struggle to replace him.

I can absolutely guarantee that if we went up, we’d have a better go at staying up than them from up the road.

https://x.com/jessif28/status/1753798661178360103?s=46 Our screen has been like this for weeks, but the victim complex here is astounding.

If you can add a zero or two to the end of his value, we’ll be delighted! Was just devoid of confidence this season, but definitely some ability in there.

How’s Ged looking? Don’t think he even managed two goals for us.

How is buying your way out of relegation going?

Fairly straightforward win vs toothless MK Dons in the end. A poor game for the first 75 mins, but could’ve been 4-0 by the end. We’ve got loads of home games still to play and played most of the top teams twice now - I really think we can keep pushing til the showdown with Mansfield on the...

The first time MK Dons have ever been to Barrow. Hopefully our horrible pitch ruins their silky football and we can scrape a 1-0 with our anti-football.

Also, didn’t Eastleigh sign N’Gala from Barnet for a record fee, then when he rocked up as manager at Eastleigh a few weeks later he immediately released him?! Haha.

“Pretty decent on the ball and likes to put his head on everything. Top lad. Cheers, Martin”