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Sorry, but can't see that happening. No chance of Orient being relegated (this season)

Surely that is Guy Garvey's prerogative?

Don't forget your (vaccine) passports!

Don't worry Don. I'm sure that Scunny Patheticist will be "up for the fight" as usual. Probably be down at his local branch of Pets At Home...kicking a few puppies!

Why would you want to eat a burger with shit on it?.... ....oh, I see! Down Furness way the excrement glows in the dark to help you see the burger in the dark.

The Corinthian Casuals were also the first known examples of football hooligans.

Look on the bright side. At least we've spared Janner Huxtable! (Although we must be due the misfortune of another visit from that particularly gross incompetent soon)

Don't worry Rob. Next season sad little Scunny Fantasist will be able to "give it large" at places like Woking and Wealdstone. Tiny clubs that are much more in his (fantasy) league. "Green Street"? More like "Sesame Street"!

Mark Clattenburg was pushing his new book on BBC Breakfast this morning. My god! What a smug, self-important little prig he was/is. Yes of course Mark - the game was always more about you than the football.

I reckon poor old Patheticist is more of a "nuts" boy.

Back in 2004 your dream could have been on the way to becoming reality. And Torquay came even closed much more recently. Be careful what you wish for. I'd still much, much rather be visiting Hartlepool and Harrogate this year than Tivvy, Truro or Taunton (except for pre-season warm-up games perhaps)

To be fair though, in 2008 we made the same "cardinal sin".....and ended as runners up by May 2009! Based solely on our results so far Bristol Rovers and Scunthorpe must be clear favourites for the drop...while L'Orient have already urinated upon this tinpot league. Every other club will be...

Relative EFL newby Carl Brooks for us. Looking at his record, he seems to have handed out more cards than Moonpig during his short career!!!

Indeed. Brett Huxtable for one (or is it two?)

Grecian Archie Collins signs a contract extension to the end of 2023.

Well, not until Ainsworth's Wycombe come down to join us again.

No. He was released by mutual dissent. Oh, and welcome back Sweemz!

Well. All our "senior" players have left (or jumped ship???) Parkes Maxted McArdle (reportedly) Page Taylor Sweeney Williams Bowman Law Ajose Fisher While, for incoming so far we have a "non-playing" keeper and a winger from the Conference. Worrying times. I wonder who'll be taking our spot...

masi This is a League 2 shop for League 2 people. There's nothing for you here.

Never realised that Morecambe had ever played Bayern?