1FF FC

[epic73]

Chelsea vs 1FF FC - Premier League

Spoiler

3': Di Creggio is through on goal, but Courtois smothers it before he can get a shot off.
10': HeungCod's shot from long range is inches over the bar.
12': Courtois does well to save HeungCod's low effort from 16 yards out. All over them at the moment.
31': Shelvey's shot from a tight angle is into the side netting.
41': GOAL! Shelvey is played through in an almost identical situation but beats Courtois! 1-0.
45': GOAL. Chelsea's first corner of the match is flicked on to the far post, where David Luiz heads into an empty net from less than a foot out.
49': HeungCod hits another shot narrowly over from 20 yards.
66': Di Creggio makes a run through two defenders and gets a shot off, but Courtois makes a good save.
90': Maguire on for Shelvey.
90': AMEOBI heads it from the corner but it's right at Courtois.
90': Ameobi gets his head to a second consecutive corner but it's tipped over the bar by Courtois.
90': You can't make this up. A third corner in a row finds Ameobi in the box but this time he hits the crossbar.
90': Full time, really should have won. Had 17 shots to Chelsea's 3 but couldn't find a winner.

Spoiler

Chelsea 1-1 1FF FC
Goals: Shelvey
Assists: Ianesta
Top 3 Performers: Ianesta, HeungCod, Shelvey
MOTM: Ianesta
TOTW Players: Ianesta, HeungCod, Hunt, Chelvey

 

[lordofthepies]

Do you ever regret letting Benji have his way with the goalkeeper's height?

 

[Benji]

Do you ever regret letting Benji have his way with the goalkeeper's height?

Brayden was born this way.

 

[Craig]

Fuck Courtois.

 

[Son of Cod]

Do you ever regret letting Benji have his way with the goalkeeper's height?

I don't believe Epic has made his feelings on that quite clear.

 

[epic73]

Do you ever regret letting Benji have his way with the goalkeeper's height?

every day of my life

 

[epic73]

1FF FC vs Watford - Premier League

Spoiler

8': Ianesta volleys one from the edge of the box and it's narrowly wide.
30': Deeney heads it from a Pereyra cross. Armstrong reaches all the way up to the head height of an average five year old to make a comfortable save.
38': Prodl heads it from a free kick in the box and hits the crossbar. The rebound goes to Deeney, who heads it over Juste... and hits the crossbar.
60': GOAL! Valderrama makes a marauding run with the ball to midfield before passing to Ianesta. The latter then makes a fantastic Messi-esque run from inside his own half to slot it into the bottom corner, beating no less than FIVE Watford players on the way.
63': Maguire is on for Ianesta.
67': Deeney runs onto a threatening through ball but his the side netting.
76': Shelvey attempts a Coutinho-esque curler from the edge of the box but misses by a small margin.
85': GOAL! Ameobi finds Maguire in space, and the latter hits a great chance right at Pantilimon. It flies up and goalward, and Holebas heads it into his own net under pressure from HeungCod.
88': Buscamonte-Poppleton hits a powerful shot from the edge of the box, but it's wide.
90': Full time. Watford were the better side in the first half but the first goal changed the tide of the match.

Spoiler

1FF FC 2-0 Watford
Goals: Ianesta, Holebas (OG)
Assists: Valderrama
Top 3 Performers: Ianesta, Valderrama, HeungCod
MOTM: Ianesta
TOTW Players: Valderrama, Ianesta, Shelvey

 

[epic73]

Amusing players in top 25 scorers: Schneiderlin (17th), Montero (4th), Mata (2nd), Bony (1st)
Amusing team positions: Man Utd (1st), West Ham (3rd), Bournemouth (5th), Liverpool (9th), Arsenal (11th), Newcastle (18th)

 

[Benji]

Sheet Status: Clean

 

[G.B]

Amusing team positions: Newcastle (18th)

I am not amused.

 

[epic73]

Everton vs 1FF FC - Premier League

Spoiler

45': Halftime in the least eventful game ever, 0-0.
58': GOAL. Sigurdsson receives the ball after a corner and taps it in from close range.
64': GOAL! Ianesta receives it from Buscamonte-Poppleton 15 yards out. His shot deflects off of a defender and the goalkeeper but it doesn't matter how you score them.
71': Sigurdsson's longe range free kick is over the bar by a yard and over Brayden by 5 yards.
90': Valderrama is booked for a challenge just outside the box on Calvert-Lewin.
90': Full time, 1-1.

Spoiler

Everton 1-1 1FF FC
Goals: Ianesta
Assists: Buscamonte-Poppleton
Top 3 Performers: Ianesta, Stagattuso, ARMSTRONG

 

[epic73]

PL Player of the Month: IANESTA

 

[epic73]

1FF FC vs Swansea - Premier League

Spoiler

5': Shelvey swings a ball in to di Creggio, but his header is just wide.
6': GOAL! HeungCod receives it 30 yards out, beats two defenders with a deft touch, and finds the bottom corner from long range!
17': GOAL! HeungCod draws 3 defenders in with a mazy run into the box and shoots. The goalkeeper saves it but the rebound goes right to Ameobi, who taps it in.
23': Ameobi and di Creggio miss two headers in quick succession.
50': GOAL! Ianesta makes a great run into the box with the ball and slots it past the keeper.
55': Di Creggio's great run from midfield is cut short by a sliding challenge from Kyle Naughton. HeungCod's free kick hits the wall and goes out.
58': Maguire on for Hunt.
77': Shelvey's curling effort is wide.
90': GOAL. Narsingh heads it in from a cross. 3-1.
90': Full time, 3-1.

Spoiler

1FF FC 3-1 Swansea
Goals: HeungCod, Ameobi, Ianesta
Assists: Ianesta, Buscamonte-Poppleton
Top 3 Performers: Ianesta, HeungCod, Ameobi
MOTM: Ianesta
TOTW Players: Hunt, Ianesta, HeungCod, Ameobi

 

[Benji]

PL Player of the Month: IANESTA

Robbed!

 

[Son of Cod]

1FF FC vs Swansea - Premier League

Spoiler

5': Shelvey swings a ball in to di Creggio, but his header is just wide.
6': GOAL! HeungCod receives it 30 yards out, beats two defenders with a deft touch, and finds the bottom corner from long range!
17': GOAL! HeungCod draws 3 defenders in with a mazy run into the box and shoots. The goalkeeper saves it but the rebound goes right to Ameobi, who taps it in.
23': Ameobi and di Creggio miss two headers in quick succession.
50': GOAL! Ianesta makes a great run into the box with the ball and slots it past the keeper.
55': Di Creggio's great run from midfield is cut short by a sliding challenge from Kyle Naughton. HeungCod's free kick hits the wall and goes out.
58': Maguire on for Hunt.
77': Shelvey's curling effort is wide.
90': GOAL. Narsingh heads it in from a cross. 3-1.
90': Full time, 3-1.

Spoiler

1FF FC 3-1 Swansea
Goals: HeungCod, Ameobi, Ianesta
Assists: Ianesta, Buscamonte-Poppleton
Top 3 Performers: Ianesta, HeungCod, Ameobi
MOTM: Ianesta
TOTW Players: Hunt, Ianesta, HeungCod, Ameobi

17': GOAL! HeungCod draws 3 defenders in with a mazy run into the box and shoots. The goalkeeper saves it but the rebound goes right to Ameobi, who taps it in.

How is that not an assist??

 

[epic73]

17': GOAL! HeungCod draws 3 defenders in with a mazy run into the box and shoots. The goalkeeper saves it but the rebound goes right to Ameobi, who taps it in.

How is that not an assist??

No clue tbh, but the game didn't count it as one. Maybe it touched a defender?

 

[epic73]

1FF FC WILL BE RETURNING AFTER A REALLY LONG HIATUS (SORRY)

 

[epic73]

1FF FC vs Newcastle - International Soccer Champions Cup

Spoiler

8': GOAL. Dwight Gayle is sent into the box at a tough angle, but no angle is impossible to score from when Brayden Armstrong is in goal.
15': Ameobi has a good chance but his volley is suspiciously poor.
47': Gayle is through again but blasts it high and wide.
54': Ameobi finds di Creggio making a great run in but his strike hits the crossbar.
55': Maguire on, Stagattuso off.
83': GOAL!!! Ameobi receives the ball from Maguire before lashing a first time shot into the net.
86': Ameobi turns brilliantly on the edge of the box but his rocket of a shot is denied by the crossbar.
90': Full time.

Spoiler

1FF FC 1-1 Newcastle
Goals: Ameobi
Assists: Maguire
Top 3 Performers: Ameobi, Maguire, Hunt
MOTM: Ameobi

 

[epic73]

Newcastle vs 1FF FC - International Soccer Champions Cup (Leg 2)

Spoiler

17': Ianesta cleverly flicks it to HeungCod who misses, but not by much.
23': PEN! Ameobi plays a ball to HeungCod, who's tripped in the box by Lascelles.
24': GOAL! HeungCod slots it into the corner; the goalkeeper doesn't move. 2-1 up on aggregate.
44': Stagattuso makes a great 30 yard run with the ball from midfield and cuts it back to HeungCod, whose shot is blocked.
58': GOAL. Ayoze Perez slips it past Armstrong.
71': Shelvey plays a fantastic cross to an isolated di Creggio, but Dubravka pulls off an unbelievable save to deny the winger.
72': Dubravka makes another great save off an Ameobi header.
76': Ianesta's volley is comfortably saved.
78': Gayle really should have scored, but the finish was even worse than Brayden Armstrong's relationship with the fans.
89': Ameobi has a great close-range chance but the finish is mediocre and Dubravka saves.
90': Extra time. Maguire and Rose are on for Ianesta and di Creggio.
94': Stagattuso blasts a shot into Ciaran Clark and it's out for a corner.
95': Ameobi's looping header lands just past the crossbar.
105': A poor backpass played Perez through on goal, but he somehow puts it wide.
112': GOAL!!!!!!!! HeungCod finds Rose in acres of space on the counterattack and the striker makes no mistake from 10 yards out!
117': GOAL!!! After a chance, HeungCod wins the ball back on the edge of the box and places it into the top corner!
120': Full time and we're through to the next round.

Spoiler

Newcastle 1-3 1FF FC (aet) (2-4 agg.)
Goals: HeungCod x2, Rose
Assists: Ianesta, HeungCod
Top 3 Performers: HeungCod, Rose, Ameobi
MOTM: HeungCod

 

[epic73]

Quarterfinal draw:

1FF FC vs Man Utd
Arsenal vs Bournemouth

Besiktas vs Porto
AC Milan vs Roma

 

[Craig]

OH DANNY ROSE!

 

[Benji]

Brayden striker if we make the final please.

 

[epic73]

This will be completed BY THE END OF JUNE! Been busy but I haven't forgotten this!

 

[Son of Cod]

Probably my best performance that 2nd leg.

 

[Neymar]

Team of BENDERS really though aren't you lets be honest

 

[Son of Cod]

Team of BENDERS really though aren't you lets be honest

Got to say this is one of your poorer parody accounts.

 

[Neymar]

And you're the poorest of your real accounts.

 

[Son of Cod]

And you're the poorest of your real accounts.

Well I only have one so it is also technically the best, bisyakt.