1FF Film Club - General Chat

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Can I just say, I have no idea what is going on.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

I am sat here on the verge of tears, that's what's going on. I've been painting all day, I'm knackered and I've accidentally left my baccie and wallet in a room stacked full of furniture so I can't get to it. And now this.

 

[SALTIRE]

Its needing a bit of sorting out, but lets make sure we are all happy with the format before we proceed as this has the potential to be the highlight of 1FF imo.

 

[Stevencc]

I am sat here on the verge of tears, that's what's going on. I've been painting all day, I'm knackered and I've accidentally left my baccie and wallet in a room stacked full of furniture so I can't get to it. And now this.

And you still found the time and the heart to wish me a happy birthday.

My word.

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[Martino Knockavelli]

That's where it is mate. In a drawer behind all that lot. I'm supposed to be going to a beer festival this weekend. Now what?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

That's where it is mate. In a drawer behind all that lot. I'm supposed to be going to a beer festival this weekend. Now what?

Move it all back out you lazy fuck

 

[Craig]

You're kidding Joe, there's like a dozen items to move, and can you not see how bulky they are? two man job that.

 

[Stevencc]

That's where it is mate. In a drawer behind all that lot. I'm supposed to be going to a beer festival this weekend. Now what?

I tell you what, they should make a film about the very struggles you suffered today. I'd watch it but I'm not sure I'd make it through without crying.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

JoeJoeJoeJoe

I don't think* you appreciate the magnitude of the task you are proposing, nor the spatial difficulties inherent in such a project. I'll go take a picture with a flash in a bit.

*well in fact I am positively certain that you don't

 

[SALTIRE]

I tell you what, they should make a film about the very struggles you suffered today. I'd watch it but I'm not sure I'd make it through without crying.

Schindler's List maybe, but perhaps its not quite harrowing enough for what he's went through.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

What does your smart mouth say now, JoeJoeJoeJoe ?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

What does your smart mouth say now, JoeJoeJoeJoe ?

Move it all back out you lazy fuck.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Knockers shops at Amazon!

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Actually, it was my Christmas present from a friend. The order summary sans price but with a personalised greeting is still in the box, in fact. You will have to take my word for it, obviously, since I can't access said box at present.

 

[Craig]

This thread is officially dead.

 

[Cardsfan]

I'd be interested in joining if it's not too late - I'd say just get it back to the bare basics - each week, one person picks 3 films - do a poll - watch the most popular one - repeat etc.

 

[Craig]

Sorry mate but you have to be at least 18 to join the club in case we choose a 18 certificate film like.

 

[Smudge]

First theme...films with an 18 rating...

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Sorry Creg. To confirm: I remain fully committed to the project, but also in favour of tweaking to the format. Thanks.

 

[Craig]

Okay then, first of all lets everyone pick a genre. I'll stick with organised crime. Once we've voted on a genre then everyone can pick a film.

And obviously I was joking Cardsfan.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

WWE Studios

 

[Craig]

Not broad enough, rejected.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Any film with a wrestler in it

 

[Stevencc]

Okay then, first of all lets everyone pick a genre. I'll stick with organised crime. Once we've voted on a genre then everyone can pick a film.

And obviously I was joking Cardsfan.

That's more of a general theme than a genre, boss.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

i like smudge's idea and i'm sorry for my theme messing it all up but in my defense i didn't now zfg would be such a twat about it

 

[Craig]

Sorry, I meant theme obviously.

 

[G.B]

I want in. Let me in.

 

[Stevencc]

In that case I choose Alcohol.

 

[Craig]

I'll allow it.

 

[Stevencc]

Good, I didn't want to have to open a speakeasy.