1FF Hunger Games

[PaulHaddock]

IN

 

[Ciderhead]

IN

 

[Oaf]

3 spots remain.

Deadline for sign ups, 7:13

 

[JJH]

IN for RKP, just text saying his internet is down temporarily.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

In

 

[RKP]

Internet is back, upgrading to the SuperHub 2 was a bad move...

 

[Spirederman]

In

YESSSSSSSS DOM!!!!

 

[Oaf]

1 minute left to fill that one spot...

 

[Oaf]

DEADLINE HAS GONE!

 

[Oaf]

JJH 3hp, 3 defends
Harv 3hp, 3 defends
Stagat 3hp, 3 defends
Spirederman 3hp, 3 defends
Cardsfan 3hp, 3 defends
Paul Haddock 3hp, 3 defends
Ciderhead 3hp, 3 defends
RKP 3hp, 3 defends
Hand of Dom 3hp, 3 defends

Deadline for turn 1, 7:17

 

[Oaf]

JJH 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Harv 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Stagat 3hp, 3 defends - CIDERHEAD
Spirederman 3hp, 3 defends - CARDS
Cardsfan 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Paul Haddock 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Ciderhead 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
RKP 3hp, 3 defends - CIDERHEAD
Hand of Dom 3hp, 3 defends - RKP

Stagat and RKP attack Ciderhead, so each take 1hp damage.
Spiredey attacks Cards who is defending, Cards takes 1hp damage.
Dom attacks RKP who attacks Ciderhead for 2hp damage. RKP is KO'ed!

JJH 3hp, 2 defends
Harv 3hp, 2 defends
Stagat 2hp, 3 defends
Spirederman 3hp, 3 defends
Cardsfan 2hp, 2 defends
Paul Haddock 3hp, 2 defends
Ciderhead 3hp, 2 defends
Hand of Dom 3hp, 3 defends

By the way, if you run out of defends and try to defend again, it will simply do nothing. It's your job to make sure you're aware of how many defends you have left!

Deadline: 7:25

 

[RKP]

Are you fucken serious...

 

[Oaf]

Are you fucken serious...

It's pretty damn unlucky to get knocked out in one go like that

 

[Ciderhead]

I shouldn't lose any hp should I, since RKP and Stagat attacked me?

 

[Oaf]

I shouldn't lose any hp should I, since RKP and Stagat attacked me?

Right you are, amended it.

I'm amazed that I've only made that cock up so far.


JJH 3hp, 2 defends - DOM
Harv 3hp, 2 defends - STAGAT
Stagat 2hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Spirederman 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Cardsfan 2hp, 2 defends - STAGAT
Paul Haddock 3hp, 2 defends - CARDS
Ciderhead 3hp, 2 defends – HADDOCK
Hand of Dom 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND

Right, I'm gonna skip doing this massive write up bit, I think we all understand it all now right? From here on, I'll skip straight to the outcome.

JJH 3hp, 2 defends
Harv 2hp, 2 defends
Stagat 2hp, 2 defends
Spirederman 3hp, 2 defends
Cardsfan - KO!
Paul Haddock 1hp, 2 defends
Ciderhead 2hp, 2 defends
Hand of Dom 2hp, 2 defends

Deadline: 8:03

 

[HarvSFC]

8:03?

 

[Oaf]

How the fuck did I give that as a deadline?

Uh...

7:33 is what I meant. But 1FF seems to be dying for me at least, so I'm gonna change that to 7:35

 

[Oaf]

JJH 3hp, 2 defends - DEFEND
Harv 2hp, 2 defends - DEFEND
Stagat 2hp, 2 defends - HARV
Spirederman 3hp, 2 defends - CIDERHEAD
Paul Haddock 1hp, 2 defends - No response!
Ciderhead 2hp, 2 defends - JJH
Hand of Dom 2hp, 2 defends - HARV


JJH 2hp, 1 defends
Harv 2hp, 1 defends
Stagat 1hp, 2 defends
Spirederman 3hp, 2 defends
Paul Haddock - KO!
Ciderhead - KO!
Hand of Dom 1hp, 2 defends

Deadline: 7:40

 

[Ciderhead]

Right you are, amended it.

I'm amazed that I've only made that cock up so far.


JJH 3hp, 2 defends - DOM
Harv 3hp, 2 defends - STAGAT
Stagat 2hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Spirederman 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND
Cardsfan 2hp, 2 defends - STAGAT
Paul Haddock 3hp, 2 defends - CARDS
Ciderhead 3hp, 2 defends – HADDOCK
Hand of Dom 3hp, 3 defends - DEFEND

Right, I'm gonna skip doing this massive write up bit, I think we all understand it all now right? From here on, I'll skip straight to the outcome.

JJH 3hp, 2 defends
Harv 2hp, 2 defends
Stagat 2hp, 2 defends
Spirederman 3hp, 2 defends
Cardsfan - KO!
Paul Haddock 1hp, 2 defends
Ciderhead 2hp, 2 defends
Hand of Dom 2hp, 2 defends

Deadline: 8:03

Sorry to be that guy... but I reckon I should still be on 3 here too

Edit: OAF'D. So that would mean I'm on 1, I think

 

[PaulHaddock]

Damn game-runners, changing deadlines, ruining my chances.

 

[Oaf]

Why the fuck do I keep taking hp from you for fucks sake?

Ok,

JJH 2hp, 1 defends
Harv 1hp, 1 defends
Stagat 1hp, 2 defends
Spirederman 3hp, 2 defends
Ciderhead - 1hp, 2 defends
Hand of Dom 1hp, 2 defends#

As that's my bad, players have until 7:45 to amend their choices if they want.

I can see no reason at all that I took that 1hp from you there Ciderhead. I have no idea why it keeps happening

 

[Ciderhead]

I guess since I'm already looking so badass you feel the need to even the playing field...

 

[HarvSFC]

I should be on 2 hp as well Oaf, as both Stagat and THOD attacked me.

 

[Spirederman]

Oaf read PM before posting the results please....

Edit:Good Man

 

[Oaf]

FUCKING HELL.

THIS WAS ALL GOING SO WELL.

Why have I suddenly started to farce?

Amended... and moving on...

JJH 2hp, 1 defends - STAGAT
Harv 2hp, 1 defends- STAGAT
Stagat 1hp, 2 defends - SPIREDEY
Spirederman 3hp, 2 defends - DEFEND
Ciderhead - 1hp, 2 defends - SPIREDEY
Hand of Dom 1hp, 2 defends - JJH

JJH - KO
Harv 1hp, 1 defends
Stagat - KO
Spirederman 3hp, 1 defends
Ciderhead - KO
Hand of Dom 1hp, 2 defends

Right, some fucker check that

 

[Oaf]

If that's all good...

deadline, 7:56

 

[Spirederman]

Harv, Dom is there a way we can all benefit here??

 

[The Hand of Dom]

I don't think so.

 

[Oaf]

Also, to add to the farce, I've just thought about the fact that one person per turn who's defending here should be taking 1hp of damage. You know, because it wasn't already fucked up enough.

Fuck. I could have used that as an excuse for unexplained missing hp earlier. God damn it.

 

[HarvSFC]

Harv, Dom is there a way we can all benefit here??

You and THOD defend. I attack you and then we all attack the player below us next.