1FF Hunger Games

[Oaf]

My god, everything is coming up Stagat right now!

He finds:
A Buck (6BR, +80 food, 70) to hunt!

This is actually the last food item left on what remains of the map. Besides that, you want food, you're gonna have to take it from other peoples (mostly greedy Doms) cold, dead hands.

Though that isn't to say that other chances to eat won't necessarily present themselves to you...

Besides that? Fuck all happens. Everybody gets a little hungrier, and that's about it.

 

[Oaf]

The fire spreads to H5... and oh dear! Cardsfan is still in that square! He takes 1hp of damage and will continue to do so each day that he remains in a fire square.

The fire looks due to continue its current course of heading east.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Hope he burns to death. Serves him right for beating me!

 

[Cardsfan]

Hope he burns to death. Serves him right for beating me!

Bit much mate, it's only a game

 

[Spirederman]

I've never known an Oaf like this.

Fair enough his farce count throughout his many games is huge, but consistently forgetting to set deadlines???


It's just not on.

 

[Oaf]

Yeah, over the last couple days I have constantly been remembering that I forgot to set a deadline, but I never actually remembered it at any point where I was near a computer.

UNTIL NOW!

I've been working a lot as of late anyway, so it was always going to be a long one. But right now I'm gonna set it for 11am on Monday morning.

Which yeah, is still a fair way off, but my plans over the next two days involve two very early mornings and trying to fit in watching WWE Night of Champions live in between said early mornings. So it's gonna be difficult to find time to come on here as I intend to spend all of my free time sleeping, working, or watching said PPV.

 

[TomPNE94]

Yeah, over the last couple days I have constantly been remembering that I forgot to set a deadline, but I never actually remembered it at any point where I was near a computer.

UNTIL NOW!

I've been working a lot as of late anyway, so it was always going to be a long one. But right now I'm gonna set it for 11am on Monday morning.

Which yeah, is still a fair way off, but my plans over the next two days involve two very early mornings and trying to fit in watching WWE Night of Champions live in between said early mornings. So it's gonna be difficult to find time to come on here as I intend to spend all of my free time sleeping, working, or watching said PPV.

Not just forgetting to set deadlines, but also missing them!!!!

 

[Spirederman]

Whatever happens in this from here, I still think Death By Rabbit will struggle to be topped as a way to die.

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[Mr Elmo]

No I don't

 

[Oaf]

Not just forgetting to set deadlines, but also missing them!!!!

All times given are deadlines for submitting moves and stuff for the game day, not times that updates are due.

But yeah, I should probably get around to that.

 

[Oaf]

KSO.

Stagat attempts to hunt his buck... and though the ball was actually totally in his court here and this shouldn't have been too tricky, he gets caught off guard and it's pretty bad luck that he gets battered to fuck by the buck. Which sort of sucks. His armour gets shredded to pieces and while he gets away unhurt, he no longer has his heavy armour.

I fucking swear, animal hunting on this game has been a series of freak results. I'd say that there have probably been as many upsets as there have been easy hunts. It's crazy.

We have one fight this week, too... as things continue to get a bit shit for Stagat:

Stagat (9, 2hp) vs Cardsfan (10, 3hp)

 

[Oaf]

Stagat (9, 2hp) vs Cardsfan (10, 3hp)

After having a great day yesterday, a violent encounter with a buck and then taking an arrow in the tit from Cardsfan pretty much makes today a nightmare for Stagat. He gets away, but Cardsfan has done some serious damage here... and Stagat, suddenly, stands one hit away from death.

 

[Oaf]

OP is done.

And before I forget:

DEADLINE: 7pm tomorrow! (tuesday)

That buck is still at large, as it stands. And Stagat at least knows where it is, as it's where he came from before meeting Cardsfan... and in fact, in losing that fight, he's at least back where the buck was if he wants to hunt it again. Another failure will result in death, though :O Will he risk it for revenge on the mother bucker?

 

[Oaf]

Oh shit, wait a sec, that's not right because...

I forgot about the fire...

 

[Oaf]

The fire spreads to I5... killing the buck...

And it's also where Stagat was bounced back to after losing to Cardsfan! Stagat takes 1hp of damage, which after a pretty shit day, shockingly finishes him off! Spirederman said earlier that death by rabbit was going to take some beating... but that series of events... losing to a buck he should have beat, bumping into Cardsfan of all people and losing that... and that loss pushing him back to the one square on the board that's due to be engulfed in fire? Think he's given you a run for your money there, mate...

Goes to show how fast things can change in the arena! Nobody is safe! And other such hyperbole!

With Stagats death, all of that lovely stuff he found is burned with him.

10 Arrows (6, 1, Must be combined with a bow/crossbow)
Can opener (5, used to open cans!)
13 Bullets (0, 1, must be combined with Pistol)
Sword (8, 100, none)

 

[Spirederman]

The fire spreads to I5... killing the buck...

And it's also where Stagat was bounced back to after losing to Cardsfan! Stagat takes 1hp of damage, which after a pretty shit day, shockingly finishes him off! Spirederman said earlier that death by rabbit was going to take some beating... but that series of events... losing to a buck he should have beat, bumping into Cardsfan of all people and losing that... and that loss pushing him back to the one square on the board that's due to be engulfed in fire? Think he's given you a run for your money there, mate...

Goes to show how fast things can change in the arena! Nobody is safe! And other such hyperbole!

With Stagats death, all of that lovely stuff he found is burned with him.

10 Arrows (6, 1, Must be combined with a bow/crossbow)
Can opener (5, used to open cans!)
13 Bullets (0, 1, must be combined with Pistol)
Sword (8, 100, none)

Hahaha. Just Wow. What an unfortunate series of events just unfolded there....

I agree, it certainly gives me a run for my money.... What will it say in the OP??

 

[Spirederman]

One Bad Day......

Nah, I'm more proud of my Death By Rabbit.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Haha, some of these deaths slay me.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Just realised i'm the only fucker left with any sort of food

 

[Spirederman]

My money's on you THoD. You've gotta be the favourite now.

 

[Oaf]

Just realised i'm the only fucker left with any sort of food

Yes you are, you greedy bastard.

If anybody wants to have anything else to eat, they're going to have to take you out.

Or... maybe they'll take advantage of this:

ANNOUNCEMENT!

Well, now the true hunger side of the hunger games comes into play. The food in the arena has all been either eaten, destroyed, or is currently held by a tribute.

There will be ONE more chance for food.

In THREE GAME DAYS, a feast will be held at the cornucopia in H6. It will be the very last chance to fill your stomach before the food in the arena entirely runs out. But of course... with just the one meal, and so many empty stomachs... I think that you can probably expect to meet plenty of opposition there.

In three game days, whoever is in H6 at the end of the day (after fights and what not have been sorted) will have their hunger replenished to 100. If that day ends with no tributes taking the food, the food will remain there until somebody does so.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

My money's on you THoD. You've gotta be the favourite now.

Doing it for District 9 and Aberstone

 

[Spirederman]

Doing it for District 9 and Aberstone

Shame Ciderhead let the Careers down, despite being the pre-game favourite.

Just can't rely on folks these days

 

[HarvSFC]

No I don't

 

[Stagat]

At least that buck died, the prick.

 

[Aberstone]

Doing it for District 9 and Aberstone

#TeamTHOD #District9 #DianaVickers

 

[Rammy]

Great find, Harvester!

 

[Ciderhead]

Shame Ciderhead let the Careers down, despite being the pre-game favourite.

Just can't rely on folks these days

Yeah very disappointed with my performance, really feel I let those rabbits and pigeons down. They're the ones you're referring to right? Certainly made like work of that spider or Spired or whatever it was, who I can only assume was a creature Oaf put in to provide some easy meat early doors :hesk:

 

[Oaf]

In our latest update... absolutely fuck all happens. Nobody finds anything, nobody fights anybody. Everybody just gets a little hungrier and we move a day closer to our last feast.

J5 is set on fire, along with F6. The fire is set to spread east from F6...

2 Days until the feast!

Deadline for the next day: Mid day tomorrow (Thursday)

Well that was nice and easy.