1FF Wars 3.5

[Leewilson]

SUTSS - questions in our PM. Thanks.

 

[SUTSS]

Those who lost to Mega Shark should have lost 2HP. This has been corrected.

 

[SUTSS]

Emily Kaldwin emerges from The Lazarus Pit!

 

[SUTSS]

Frickin Shark with Frickin Laser Beam Attached To It's Head aims it's laser beam at GLaDOS. GLaDOS loses 1HP and is eliminated.

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[Leewilson]

Sorry SUTSS , me with the money again.

MLM's wages should be £259k
NK should actually have +11k (the bastards)
Our wage is spot on though. Was hoping it'd be too high!

 

[Spirederman]

It absolutely pained me to do it Harvs...

Bloody love GLaDOS.

 

[Ciderhead]

NK to bonus

 

[Dave]

TTT to Roswell

 

[SUTSS]

Dave just manages to get in their.

 

[Ciderhead]

Dave has nerves of steel

 

[SUTSS]

Superman has been Zuuled.

 

[Leewilson]

Good one Dave because I remembered 11 minutes too late!

 

[SUTSS]

NK use Mega Phoenix on Galactus. He is returned to 3HP and his ability regenerates.

 

[HarvSFC]

Get your roster ready Spirederman

 

[SUTSS]

Hagrid has been trolled this week.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT use Xavier's School on Bruce

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
Tyrion Lannister, 3, 3hp, 1D6 v Homer Simpson, 4, 1hp, 1D6

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Zanarkand
Eskarina Smith 7BR 1HP 1D6 v Rocky Balboa, 9, 5hp, 1D6

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Skellige
Juggernauth & Cole McGrath unopposed!

Heavyweight (20BR limit)
Empire Bay
Galactus, 20, 3hp, 1D12 & 1D6 v Sauron, 20, 5hp, 1D6

Bonus!
Death Match!
Roswell + £1m
Phoenix Person, 18, 1HP, 1D6 v Magic Broom [Disney] 6, 1hp, 1D6 v Emily Kaldwin – 20BR 1HP 1D6

 

[HarvSFC]

SUTSS we're in Skellige + Zanarkand (If you've missed the PM).

 

[SUTSS]

Yep missed those somehow.

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
Tyrion Lannister, 3, 3hp, 1D6 v Homer Simpson, 4, 1hp, 1D6

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Zanarkand
Eskarina Smith 7BR 1HP 1D6 v Rocky Balboa, 9, 5hp, 1D6 v Rick Sanchez, 8, 3HP, 1D6

Rick gate crashes the fight!

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Skellige
Juggernaught [Brotherhood of Mutants], 14, 2hp, 1D6 & Cole McGrath, 14, 3hp, 1D6 v Nathan Drake, 14, 2hp,1d6 & Psycho Mantis, 14, 2hp, 1d6

Heavyweight (20BR limit)
Empire Bay
Galactus, 20, 3hp, 1D12 & 1D6 v Sauron, 20, 5hp, 1D6

Bonus!
Death Match!
Roswell + £1m
Phoenix Person, 18, 1HP, 1D6 v Magic Broom [Disney] 6, 1hp, 1D6 v Emily Kaldwin – 20BR 1HP 1D6

 

[HarvSFC]

+ Weapons

 

[Leewilson]

I assume Sutts will do that in the next post since he hasn't mentioned Gimli's Axe or Esk being underestimated yet.

 

[HarvSFC]

Ah okay! The tension. Who's got which?

 

[Dave]

Ah okay! The tension. Who's got which?

We're guessing the magic broom has the axe as you surely don't want two more fucking brooms!

 

[Oaf]

Fuck off Galactus, your hat is shit and looks stupid as fuck.

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
The Shire
Tyrion Lannister, 3, 3hp, 1D6 v Homer Simpson, 4, 1hp, 1D6

Could the unbelievable happen here and Homer win a fight?

No. Tyrion wins but it's not enough to remove Homer's final HP.

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Zanarkand
Eskarina Smith 7BR 1HP 1D6 v Rocky Balboa, 9, 5hp, 1D6 v Rick Sanchez, 8, 3HP, 1D6 w/ Needle

Rick brings Needle with him and Eskarina gains from being underestimated

Eskarina hasn't been used for a while but she's back with a bang beating Rocky and the gatecrasher Rick.



Middleweight (15BR limit)
Skellige
Juggernaught [Brotherhood of Mutants], 14, 2hp, 1D6 & Cole McGrath, 14, 3hp, 1D6 v Nathan Drake, 14, 2hp,1d6 & Psycho Mantis, 14, 2hp, 1d6

Drake brings in Valryian Steel and Psycho Mantis brings in The Golden Axe

The weapons are not enough though as Juggernaught and Cole take the win!

Heavyweight (20BR limit)
Empire Bay
Galactus, 20, 3hp, 1D12 & 1D6 v Sauron, 20, 5hp, 1D6

Galactus was shite before. But he's not now and grabs the hotly contested Heavyweight win.

Bonus!
Death Match!
Roswell + £1m
Phoenix Person, 18, 1HP, 1D6 v Magic Broom [Disney] 6, 1hp, 1D6 v Emily Kaldwin – 20BR 1HP 1D6

Phoenix Person lost to the Magic Broom. By 7......

But it's Emily Kaldwin who takes the win despite the best efforts of the Magic Broom.

 

[HarvSFC]

See, the Magic Broom's aren't so bad Dave! Shame you had to join in the bonus.

 

[Leewilson]

Can someone just put Homer out of his misery.

 

[Spirederman]

Hahaha Galactus... We're ready and waiting Harvester friend