1FF Wars 3.5

[Techno Natch]

Just to be clear, from 13th up you don't lose hp in this?

 

[Ciderhead]

G'WAN NESSIE

She redeemed herself, she proved her loyalty with her heroic final stand, and now she has been brought back from the dead and in the ultimate comeback story will take Nottarf Krap to Wars glory!!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Long way to go before Nessie can even be talked about in the same sentence as Trevor Phillips and Captain America.

 

[Ciderhead]

She'll probably be knocked out by Bub and Bob or something next week, but I'm relishing this moment while it lasts

 

[Oaf]

Heavyweight
Takeshi's Castle (+1BR defending)
Trevor Phillips [GTA], 14, 3hp, 1D6 v Songbird 17BR 2HP 1D10

An easy win for the favourite here despite Trevor's boost for defending.

I'm so inclined to think of Trevor as an unstoppable badass that when I read "an easy win for the favourite" I initially thought "oh for fucks sake, Songbirds lost again".

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock:

Ash Ketchum gains 1BR
Bub and Bod gain 1BR
Gain Skellige
Gain 100k
Jack Sparrow loses 1HP
Booker loses 1HP and dies!

MLM:

Pidgey gains 1BR
Gain Rapture
Gain 150k
Songbird gains 1BR
Gain Takeshi's Castle
Gain 400k

NK:
Stan Marsh loses 1HP
Kyle Broflovski loses 1HP
Iron Man loses 2BR
Gain 250k
Gain Vice City
Gain 500k
Gain 3 Med Packs

TTT:
Eskarina Smith loses 1HP
Trevor Phillips loses 1HP
Emily loses 1HP and dies!

 

[MagpieBee]

Don't think it's going to be our tournament!

 

[Oaf]

Pidgey gains 1BR

Potential chap! Should be +2BR!

 

[HarvSFC]

Potential chap! Should be +2BR!

Evolve it already ffs! Pidgey sucks.

 

[Oaf]

Evolve it already ffs! Pidgey sucks.

 

[HarvSFC]

Just to be clear, from 13th up you don't lose hp in this?

What's the answer to this SUTSS?

 

[Spirederman]

I'm so inclined to think of Trevor as an unstoppable badass that when I read "an easy win for the favourite" I initially thought "oh for fucks sake, Songbirds lost again".

Hahaha, exactly the same as me.

 

[SUTSS]

What's the answer to this SUTSS?

That is correct

 

[SUTSS]

Bub and Bob win fight club.

 

[SUTSS]

NK sign:

Marcus Fenix

Marcus Fenix, 14, 3hp, 1D6, £400,000, £36,000, Chainsaw gun

 

[SUTSS]

DOH sign:

Alice Morgan

Alice Morgan 3, 3HP, 1D6, £250k, 20k, Next Project

 

[SUTSS]

There's a fair bit to do before we start...

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Bob Belcher

Bob Belcher 2, 3HP, 1D6, 150k. 10k, Bob’s Burgers

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Gary Oak

Gary Oak [Pokemon], 2, 3hp, 1D6, £200,000, £20,000, I want to be the very best

 

[SUTSS]

NK use rare candy on Iron Man
NK use Xavier's School on Iron Man
NK infect Iron Man with the extremis virus, he takes 1HP damage, increases his wages by 10k, gains 3BR.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT sign:

The Human Torch

The Human Torch [The Fantastic Four], 11, 4hp, 1D6 £300,000, £39,000, Supernova

 

[SUTSS]

TTT use Erlich Bachmann to boost Maleficent by 1BR

 

[SUTSS]

As the teams are hanging out before the fight in the Green Room Maleficent brings out her spinning wheel to show the other contestants. Nessie touchs the needle and falls into a coma!

Nessie is unavailable until further notice!

 

[HarvSFC]

Don't worry Lee, I didn't realise anyone had signed him either.

 

[SUTSS]

Maleficent transforms into a dragon!

 

[SUTSS]

NK lose 50k gambling

 

[Stagat]

Mug's game.

 

[Leewilson]

Maleficent should be 15br after Erlich's boost

 

[SUTSS]

Ok.... Now we're ready!


The entrants for the Royal Rumble are:

Representing Dukes of Haddock:

Jack Sparrow, 12, 2hp, 1D6
Clementine – 7BR 6HP 1D8
Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 8, 2hp, 1D6
Lex Luthor, 12, 2hp, 1D6


Representing MLM:

Songbird 18BR 2HP 1D10
Jaqen H'ghar (having stolen Ciri's face) 20BR 2HP 1D6
Bird Person, 12, 3HP, 1D6
Zippy, 2, 3hp, 1D6


Representing Nottarf Krap:

Marcus Fenix, 14, 3hp, 1D6
Patty [Supernatural] 20BR 2HP 1D6 w/ Golden Axe
Iron Man [Avengers] 18, 1hp, 1D6
Stan Marsh [South Park], 7, 2hp, 1D6 (selected at random to replace Nessie)


Representing Team Tennis Twat:

Eskarina Smith 7BR 1HP 1D6
The Human Torch [The Fantastic Four], 11, 4hp, 1D6
Trevor Phillips [GTA], 13, 2hp, 1D6
Dragon Maleficent [Disney] 15, 2hp, 1D6

 

[SUTSS]

Maleficent should be 15br after Erlich's boost

8+1+5 = 14....