worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Doomed York game is Rob Lewis, 47, from Shropshire. FL ref for 11 years. Another ref who gets injured a lot, he only did 19 games last season, and is notorious for being the lino who disallowed the goal during the 2005 Man U v Spurs game when Carroll dropped the ball 2 yards over the line from Mendes' shot.
Absolute image of Norman Bates, he has the look of a man who deletes his browsing history by the hour. Runs a motel in Dudley with his mum, but the reviews are quite poor, some problems with the shower, apparently. Black certainly is his colour, it really brings out the soulless emptiness of his eyes, eyes that are blacker than the pits of hell, blacker than Satan's soul, blacker than the East Putney Waitrose customer services dept, which is the blackest of all. Dreadfully eager too, says he is 'always looking to improve'. Well, if you stopped reffing and started farming like a proper Shropshire boy that would be a great improvement, Robert.
Reffed Wombles twice; both at home & both 4-0 wins; Burton in March '12 (3Y) & Pompey in Nov '13 (5Y). Reffed Doomed York twice; 2-0 home loss to Doomed Torquay in '12 (1Y) & 1-1 draw with Pompey last May (2Y) Hates the scum. Never reffed them but hates them pissing on those poor Cheltenham racegoers. Hates them. Home win % is 60% - highish. In 21 games he has given 68Y & 3R - average.
AnagramWatch; Ref Rob Lewis = I Blow Reefers.
York City FC = Down by Easter.
KettleWatch; AWOL, probably bumped down to Conference, poor them.
Absolute image of Norman Bates, he has the look of a man who deletes his browsing history by the hour. Runs a motel in Dudley with his mum, but the reviews are quite poor, some problems with the shower, apparently. Black certainly is his colour, it really brings out the soulless emptiness of his eyes, eyes that are blacker than the pits of hell, blacker than Satan's soul, blacker than the East Putney Waitrose customer services dept, which is the blackest of all. Dreadfully eager too, says he is 'always looking to improve'. Well, if you stopped reffing and started farming like a proper Shropshire boy that would be a great improvement, Robert.
Reffed Wombles twice; both at home & both 4-0 wins; Burton in March '12 (3Y) & Pompey in Nov '13 (5Y). Reffed Doomed York twice; 2-0 home loss to Doomed Torquay in '12 (1Y) & 1-1 draw with Pompey last May (2Y) Hates the scum. Never reffed them but hates them pissing on those poor Cheltenham racegoers. Hates them. Home win % is 60% - highish. In 21 games he has given 68Y & 3R - average.
AnagramWatch; Ref Rob Lewis = I Blow Reefers.
York City FC = Down by Easter.
KettleWatch; AWOL, probably bumped down to Conference, poor them.