Crap Tattoos

[Aber gas]

you just took that didnt you!?



I have a football tattoo fairly subtle though

Sadly for Nile he needs a mirror and frequently thinks hes called regnar

It's one of mine. The shame!

 

[silkyman]

I've got a Maori 'ta moko' inspired sleeve design on my right arm. It means a lot to me as an individual and is a reminder and symbol of a very important time in my life (gap year). Sad to see so many pathetic people on here rushing to judgement and mockery, especially when their lives are obviously so sad and boring.

Poe's Law?

 

[Pliny Harris]

Healthy taut flesh >>> any tattoo, imo.

Synyster Ink are famous for the crap tattoos they did. Careful though because they're nauseatingly bad. Imagine a troubled year eight drawing things in his jotter with a broken ball point. https://www.facebook.com/SynysterInkTattoo/

 

[spireite]

I've got a pretty shit Chinese dragon thingy tattoo'd on my upper arm. I had it done many years ago and wish I hadn't! but I rarely see it, so

 

[mowgli]

I have 9 tattoos and haven't finished yet,my favourite is a celtic cross with a skull in the centre with an evil looking grin plus the words Geoff at the top and RIP brother at the bottom,the tattoo works well as it fits him perfectly. All my tats are on my arms as i don't see the point in having them covered by clothes.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I've got our badge on my right leg. No idea why but it looks decent enough, aside from the fact it's Mansfield Town.

Been looking at this for the last week or so and may have it. I'm 75% leaning towards yes now.

 

[Aberstone]

Silkyman's covered one of the reasons why it's highly unlikely that I'd ever get a tattoo, they just don't look right on a wrinkly old man. Then there's the possible regret in future years and also there's nothing that I feel I need to portray on my body.

 

[claret50]

One of my Granddaughters (I have 5) decided to get 1 discreet tattoo on her left arm a couple of years ago when she turned 21, two years on and her left arm from shoulder to her wrist is now completely covered with these ink monstrosities, fortunately my other Granddaughters are not impressed with her so called 'works of art'

 

[Pliny Harris]

Silkyman's covered one of the reasons why it's highly unlikely that I'd ever get a tattoo, they just don't look right on a wrinkly old man. Then there's the possible regret in future years and also there's nothing that I feel I need to portray on my body.

Agreed with all this. Even the simplest, smallest things I could see regretting. I remember a friend finding out a local tattooist was doing a selection of drawings for £13 one Friday 13th and she went out that day having seen the pre-made cartoons a few hours before and had it done on her body for the rest of her life. I can't understand that for the life of me, thought she was joking at the time.

I honestly wouldn't even have the conviction for some Halifax Town-related doodle. What if a future board to an MK Dons or a Vision on us? What if I grow up before I die?

 

[Vanni]

I've got our badge on my right leg. No idea why but it looks decent enough, aside from the fact it's Mansfield Town.

Been looking at this for the last week or so and may have it. I'm 75% leaning towards yes now. View attachment 2618

It's a beautiful piece Rich, but if you go for it, do not just copy it. Tell the artist to change some aspects of the design, like different shading for ex, as there's nothing worse than two guys having the same tattoo. Yes, even if one guy lives in Papua New Guinea and the other in Iceland.

 

[blade1889]

And the old adage of make sure to go to someone reputable as that stag looks impressive and is obviously a lot more complicated than a lot of tattoos

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Silkyman's covered one of the reasons why it's highly unlikely that I'd ever get a tattoo, they just don't look right on a wrinkly old man. Then there's the possible regret in future years and also there's nothing that I feel I need to portray on my body.

Yeah, I've no objection to tattoos but can't imagine I'll ever want anything indelibly inked into my skin. If a particular design really takes my fancy I reckon I *might* explore the possibility of purchasing some TASTEFUL WALLPAPER

 

[blade1889]

 

[Aber gas]

" on point"

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I'd be pretty cross if someone drew that on me!!!

Although as a representation of a HUNGOVER PINEAPPLE it's quite WORRYINGLY ACCURATE

 

[D B Disco]

I absolutely hate tattoos on women.

Many a good porn film ruined by the sight of these!

 

[blade1889]

Apparently she once had an accident at the in-laws and decided to commemorate it with a tattoo...

 

[Richard Cranium]

I've booked myself in for my next one now!

 

[blade1889]

And you think its gonna be cr4p?

 

[Aber gas]

I absolutely hate tattoos on women.

Many a good porn film ruined by the sight of these!

You are wrong. Sorry mate but that is possibly the most misguided statement I've ever seen on the Internet

 

[mowgli]

I find women with tattoos sexy as long as they're not on neck or hands.

 

[D B Disco]

You are wrong. Sorry mate but that is possibly the most misguided statement I've ever seen on the Internet

Sorry but I'll have to stick with my statement. Women should look like women, not like blokes with curves.

 

[Vanni]

 

[blade1889]

Surely that's a photoshop? Hope it is for their sake

 

[Vanni]

You beat me to it Dave.

 

[Aber gas]

It's not even a good portrait and he called his son Perseus.....

 

[blade1889]

Its times like this i wish they still had 'honey we're killing the kids' to see what he looks like in 30years times

 

[Christian Slater]

Doesn't help that his kid's fuck ugly.

 

[Aber gas]

Doesn't help that his kid's fuck ugly.

You're a horrible bastard

 

[SALTIRE]

Got to pity them really its quite sad tbh.