Match Day Everton v Liverpool, Monday 19th December 20:00

[SALTIRE]

It seems like he's a bit worried to me, Johnny.

G maybe is; I'm not.

 

[SALTIRE]

i might be on the pitch if we win

lolz

You won't. Have fun though ya bellend

 

[Bilo]

Bilo, I know you have a lot of time on your hands but I am not in a position to trawl through Liverpool match day threads.

A simple no would have sufficed.

Like I said, I'd say it's 60/40 that my work load clears up. 70/30 if Matip starts.

 

[G-Dragon]

 

[Stevencc]

G maybe is; I'm not.

Fair play to you in this instance, Salty - you nailed your colours to the mast in big bollock style.

Respeck.

 

[Dirk]

I'm watching it via a Kodi stream. Can't see the Reds losing it at Goodison (but I thought the same last week when Arsenal played there ).

Saltire conveniently always has something "to do" before any big Liverpool game, actually.

Maybe he's just too nervous, some fans have this habit...or he's wanking excessively to calm down

Anyway, relax. It's only Everton - you needn't be so highly strung, you should beat them with no trouble.

johnny loves you for that

 

[SALTIRE]

Saltire conveniently always has something "to do" before any big Liverpool game, actually.

Shane and Pagnell are your present-in-the-face-of-even-the-most-humiliating-defeat-big-dogs so massif respeck to dem.

Anyway, relax. It's only Everton - you needn't be so highly strung, you should beat them with no trouble.

My brother-in-law bought tickets for Star Wars three weeks back and I didn't realise it was on at the same time as the match - I'm a big fucking tit for not knowing, but so be it; Felicity Jones, Mads Mikkelson and Ben Mendelsohn is a decent replacement for watching Liverpool stuff Everton.

 

[Stevencc]

I'm watching it via a Kodi stream. Can't see the Reds losing it at Goodison (but I thought the same last week when Arsenal played there ).




Maybe he's just too nervous, some fans have this habilt...or he's wanking excessively to calm down



johnny loves you for that

Most neutrals will be hoping Everton beat Liverpool tonight but I think Johnny will forgive me for being realistic, Liverpool should make easy work of them.

I reckon he is wanking as well.

 

[Dirk]

My brother-in-law bought tickets for Star Wars three weeks back and I didn't realise it was on at the same time as the match - I'm a big fucking tit for not knowing, but so be it; Felicity Jones, Mads Mikkelson and Ben Mendelsohn is a decent replacement for watching Liverpool stuff Everton.

Say it ain't so. This is a joke, right? This must be a joke. Fucking Star Wars instead of the Merseyside Derby? Good one...

 

[SALTIRE]

Most neutrals will be hoping Everton beat Liverpool tonight but I think Johnny will forgive me for being realistic, Liverpool should make easy work of them.

I reckon he is wanking as well.

The only way they can win is if they keep it tight, but I'm not sure the crowd will let them; hence they'll come out and try and get at us which may work for a goal, but if they open up they'll get battered on the counter. So if Johnny shouts at them to get at Liverpool, he is the one that will be responsible for when they get carved apart

 

[Pagnell]

I'm watching, although I may miss some of it if the kids play up when I put them to bed.

 

[SALTIRE]

Say it ain't so. This is a joke, right? This must be a joke. Fucking Star Wars instead of the Merseyside Derby? Good one...

The film series of my childhood is always something to look forward to. Its a right pain in the arse I'll miss this one due to it, but Liverpool will be on next week once more, while I'll have to wait another year for Star Wars!!

 

[Bilo]

The film series of my childhood is always something to look forward to. Its a right pain in the arse I'll miss this one due to it, but Liverpool will be on next week once more, while I'll have to wait another year for Star Wars!!

It's ridiculous mate and you know I'm one to defend you normally.

 

[SALTIRE]

It's ridiculous mate and you know I'm one to defend you normally.

If I could cancel the film tonight I would do, but there is 7 of us going and I'm driving most of them to the cinema; so I'm in it balls deep lol! I feel bad about missing this tonight but there is nothing to be done now for it, and I'm confident Liverpool can do a number on them anyway hopefully!

 

[Pagnell]

There is no other way of putting it, we've been shit so far.

Everton certainly taking their cup final seriously.

 

[Chelsea Royale]

Everton playing excellent football. Good match.

 

[Pagnell]

Picked up at last. Been the better team for the last 10-15 minutes.

 

[Pagnell]

Fair half time score, neither team threatening enough in the final third to justify being in front. Hopefully Klopp has a few words at half time, we started seriously piss poor. Had we been playing a decent team we'd have been behind.

 

[Stevencc]

LOW QUALITY half from both sides, Everton started very well but Liverpool got into it as the half went on.

 

[Bilo]

Missed almost all of that unfortunately, but every time I managed to gaze at the screen I swear Everton had the ball. We can't be playing too well, Steven's still here.

 

[Stevencc]

Excellent noise from the Everton fans, by the way.

 

[Pagnell]

Everton fans make a lot of noise but fuck do they moan and boo a lot.

I'm aware of the irony here, by the way.

 

[Stevencc]

Everton fans make a lot of noise but fuck do they moan and boo a lot.

I'm aware of the irony here, by the way.

No, I think you are right there. They do moan and boo more than most and seem to feel completely persecuted whenever a decision goes against them.

 

[Pagnell]

For someone so big Lukaku doesn't half go down easily.

 

[Super_horns]

Barkley a bit lucky there?

 

[Pagnell]

Everton getting frustrated. They're the home side and started well, but for all that they've had only 35% of the possession and have yet to register a shot on target.

Barkley could have easily been off there. The whiny, dirty little shit.

 

[Chelsea Royale]

Haha fuck off Firmino with your shit bycicle kick and Shit hair cut.

 

[Master D]

Barkley is absolutely gash. Most overhyped player I've seen in a long time.

 

[Super_horns]

Well that is what the top teams do ...

 

[Stevencc]

Underwhelming match - I think a draw would have been a fairer result but at 0-0 something like this was always possible so Everton can't feel too hard done by.