worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Wombles v Gas game is Santa Claus, 55, from the North Pole. First season as FL ref. Claims to work in the gifts industry but rumours persist that he's a leading figure in London's sex & drugs industry, as he is often seen riding in his sleigh with 'Santa's North PoleDancing Ho Ho Hos' emblazoned on the side whilst selling his special packs of 'snow'. FIFA Ethics Committee (headed by Jack Warner) are investigating, so he'll be fine. Nearly blind due to a chronic whiskey problem, morbidly obese due to a crippling mince pie addiction, and has agonizing syphilis from rampant orgies with Eskimos & penguins. But that's enough about Brendan Malone - Santa's ok, he's just like a fat Trevor Kettle.
Reffed Wombles once, the brutal 3-0 away defeat to Lapland in the Ryman, when Keds got a straight red after elbowing Rudolf in the nose, Hatton got antlered in the balls by Dancer, and Blitzen scored a stunning second-half hat trick. Never reffed the Gas. Fat, jolly chap, always smiling, but give him until half time & he'll be slashing his wrists & snorting meth off an elf's tits after watching our 'tactical' football (more gegendepressing than gegenpressing). Hates the scum. Reffed them once & he shagged Karl Robinson's wife (the 'actress' with the 'girl next door looks', yeah, if you live next door to a fucking zoo). Hates them. In 36 games last year he put 67 on the Naughty List - harsh.
AnagramWatch; Santa Claus = You're Just A Fat Trevor Kettle.
Reffed Wombles once, the brutal 3-0 away defeat to Lapland in the Ryman, when Keds got a straight red after elbowing Rudolf in the nose, Hatton got antlered in the balls by Dancer, and Blitzen scored a stunning second-half hat trick. Never reffed the Gas. Fat, jolly chap, always smiling, but give him until half time & he'll be slashing his wrists & snorting meth off an elf's tits after watching our 'tactical' football (more gegendepressing than gegenpressing). Hates the scum. Reffed them once & he shagged Karl Robinson's wife (the 'actress' with the 'girl next door looks', yeah, if you live next door to a fucking zoo). Hates them. In 36 games last year he put 67 on the Naughty List - harsh.
AnagramWatch; Santa Claus = You're Just A Fat Trevor Kettle.
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