GRIMSBY

[Son of Cod]

They're two of the 3.6 million non-league teams in the London and South East area. Strangely enough, they're the only two clubs that don't come from a place that ends in -ing or -stone.

Like Barnet, Aldershot and Dagenham you mean?

 

[EnglishRed]

Alderstone and Dagenhing

 

[Chief Rocka]

He's a master at beating the top 7, less so against the bottom 7.

Yeah, they wiped the floor with us then reverted back to being dog shit again.

 

[Master D]

Also interesting to note that Welling and Woking are the same thing. You’ve never seen them play each other.

 

[John Still]

Alderstone and Dagenhing

Is this our new name, never liked the Redbridge part.

 

[Son of Cod]

Also interesting to note that Welling and Woking are the same thing. You’ve never seen them play each other.

I've only just realised those are two completely different words.

 

[B2TF]

Alderstone and Dagenhing

Been to both.

 

[B2TF]

I've only just realised those are two completely different words.

Yup. Schools are bad in Grimsby.

 

[BlackHaddock]

They're two of the 3.6 million non-league teams in the London and South East area. Strangely enough, they're the only two clubs that don't come from a place that ends in -ing or -stone.

I thought they all had 'arse' in their names. You know, them arses from Barnet or Chelsea.

 

[Son of Cod]

Yup. Schools are bad in Grimsby.

I wouldn't know mate, I went to school in Barton...also really bad.

 

[Son of Cod]

For anyone that has time and can be arsed Codalmighty are two parts deep into a, so far, excellent three part breakdown of Fenty's tenure at Grimsby...

Cod Almighty - the Grimsby Town fanzine

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Cod Almighty - the Grimsby Town fanzine

codalmighty.com

 

[Imp in Branston]

It’s just dawned on me that this will be our first ever season down here without the FGR ‘Top lads’ for company so in homage to them i would like to make a prediction that our strikers next season will each score 40+ goals with all of our midfielders chipping in with between 25-30 goals each.

Yeah but you will need that with Luke Waterfall scoring around 500 OG’s

 

[GTFCfish]

Yeah but you will need that with Luke Waterfall scoring around 500 OG’s

He was more clinical than most of our forwards last year.

 

[Robshep]

He was more clinical than most of our forwards last year.

It looks like you have upset masi51 on the League 1 forum and for that reason i hope Grimsby Town come straight back up.

 

[Gladders]

Brace yourselves Non-League Tinpotters. GTFC have moved into the 21st Century!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1403018395096915978

 

[GTFCfish]

This coupled with our players now getting to train with fully pumped up footballs instead of flat ones means they should just hand us the title now and save time.

 

[jacobncfc]

Brace yourselves Non-League Tinpotters. GTFC have moved into the 21st Century!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1403018395096915978

The best possible data you say? Our Bulgarian analysis warehouse wants a word.

 

[BlackHaddock]

1st Day of Season Tickets sales: 250 Sold.

I think that's OK.

We also signed two new players today: It's been busy.

 

[B2TF]

Either here or the National South. Nobody ever really remembers what league they are in from one season to the next.

Same with Ebbsfleet. Even now I couldn’t tell you for sure if they were in our league this season or not.

Yeah, Ebbsfleet, Dagenham, Braintree, Eastleigh, Bromley, Boreham, Woking, Barnet, Maidenhead, Dartford, Welling (and anyone I've missed off) all just merge into one giant, completely irrelevant anti-football blob somewhere down South that no one cares about or has any interest in at all, until they turn up, inexplicably, on your fixture list, and are forgotten the moment they are gone........

 

[B2TF]

1st Day of Season Tickets sales: 250 Sold.

I think that's OK.

We also signed two new players today: It's been busy.

We're a huge selling point, aren't we. You're welcome.

 

[Stoney Ground]

Yeah, Ebbsfleet, Dagenham, Braintree, Eastleigh, Bromley, Boreham, Woking, Barnet, Maidenhead, Dartford, Welling (and anyone I've missed off) all just merge into one giant, completely irrelevant anti-football blob somewhere down South that no one cares about or has any interest in at all, until they turn up, inexplicably, on your fixture list, and are forgotten the moment they are gone........

Usually with the 3 points

 

[B2TF]

Usually with the 3 points

Remind me who you are again? A point of order too- as a Tin Potter you are not permitted to address me directly, please ask one or other of the Brothers to make your representations for you, in future. Thanks.

 

[Gladders]

You lucky people.....

First we had Tractor Watch! working on both training ground and BP pitches

Then we had crane watch, unloading new portacabins for Gyms at our training ground!

Now we got Container Watch for our new fanzone!!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1406291248231616513

 

[GTFCfish]

You lucky people.....

First we had Tractor Watch! working on both training ground and BP pitches

Then we had crane watch, unloading new portacabins for Gyms at our training ground!

Now we got Container Watch for our new fanzone!!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1406291248231616513

We’re proper fucking big time.

 

[Magpie Mike]

Like Barnet, Aldershot and Dagenham you mean?

Is that why everyone confuses Maidenhead with Maidstone?

 

[B2TF]

Is that why everyone confuses Maidenhead with Maidstone?

???? Same club, aren't they???

 

[Stoney Ground]

???? Same club, aren't they???

No Maidstone are a Phoenix club, you know what that is don’t you.

 

[B2TF]

No Maidstone are a Phoenix club, you know what that is don’t you.

No, what?

 

[Robshep]

He was more clinical than most of our forwards last year.

Watch out for a visit from the Horwich halfwit. He is back from his latest sectioning.

 

[Fedora Dale]

A bit of news on our forum, which may be of interest to Grimsby fans. Joe Bunney (Ex Dale and more recently at Blundell Park) has tweeted that the medical profession have given him the all clear to resume his football career. As a haematologist was mentioned, it looks as though he had some sort of issue with his blood.

Hope he makes it back again - while there are better players about he's no mug, and always put a decent shift in when at Dale.