Jose Mourinho to replace LVG as Man U manager?

[JimJams]

I guess you have to be half cut for the majority of your waking life to 'get his genius'.

 

[SALTIRE]

Your probably the type Jimmy that finds Jack Whitehall funny.

 

[JimJams]

You've crossed the line there Salty.

I don't know if we can ever recover from this.

 

[silkyman]

Translation: ‘We’re not winning every week so it’s no fun now. I’m off’

 

[Benji]

Well they just have an attraction to winning, they don't have a connection to Man Utd. So it makes sense that they'd lose it now (because Man Utd are shit). They were kidding themselves that Man Utd was their club in the first place.

 

[Stevencc]

He has to be teetering on the brink, one more loss.

I think we can do it.

 

[Stevencc]

Translation: ‘We’re not winning every week so it’s no fun now. I’m off’

They should move on to a second club, perhaps.

You know?

Like you did.

 

[Pagnell]

Ooooh, yer bitch.

 

[Stevencc]

Ooooh, yer bitch.

Welcome back mate.

 

[Kyle Hatch]

Am I meant to recognize all famous United fans? I don't think I've even heard of a single famous Pilkington.

I suggest you have a look at our (recent-ish) history.

Kevin Pilkington

As for United (and any successful club), there are always going to be down periods, but fans stick with the club through thick and thin. As someone said, the deserters aren't fans of united, there fans of winning.

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Bilo]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/so-f...y-times-have-you-missed-a-united-game.441945/

 

[Skinner]

Bless 'em, imagine the anguish of watching your beloved team play European football every season.

They're Arsenal MKII

 

[Stevencc]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/so-f...y-times-have-you-missed-a-united-game.441945/

Addict.

 

[Stevencc]

Rumours are a swirlin' that Mourinho will be sacked this weekend regardless of the result against Newcastle.

Please, God, be true.

 

[Benji]

What if it's about to click?

 

[SALTIRE]

A welcomed win no doubt for all concerned at Old Trafford, fans included. Was beginning to fear at 2 - 0 down that this could be the death knell for Jose, but thankfully his masterful coachwork and bravery of his courageous lads ground this huge result out. Well done.

 

[epic73]

With an innovative 3-0-7 (3-1-6? 2-4-4? Nobody knows) featuring Pogba and McTominay at centreback.

 

[Pagnell]

Rumours are a swirlin' that Mourinho will be sacked this weekend regardless of the result against Newcastle.

Please, God, be true.

Have some respect. I firmly believe he is the man to take Manchester United back to the level they're familiar with. I mean, they've just beaten a team in the bottom 3. At home. What more evidence do you need?

Us rival fans just hope Woodward knows more about football than you.

 

[Stevencc]

Have some respect. I firmly believe he is the man to take Manchester United back to the level they're familiar with. I mean, they've just beaten a team in the bottom 3. At home. What more evidence do you need?

Us rival fans just hope Woodward knows more about football than you.

We already did this joke with Moyes and LVG

 

[Pagnell]

Yeah, and both were sacked too soon!

 

[Stevencc]

Jose is probably the most depressing manager of the three.

Imagine that.

 

[Pagnell]

Amazingly, he still has the highest win % of any United manager. Ever.

 

[Stevencc]

Amazingly, he still has the highest win % of any United manager. Ever.

But at what cost - literally and EMOTIONALLY?

Had to double check that stat, reality is weird.

 

[epic73]

Amazingly, he still has the highest win % of any United manager. Ever.

Incorrect. I've won every match I've participated in as Man Utd manager.

 

[SALTIRE]

Quite an amazing stat that tbh, especially considering that yesterday was only Utd's second win of the season at OT I believe?

 

[Benji]

Newcastle have a better defensive record than Man Utd this season.

 

[SALTIRE]

5 charts here showing the gap that has become a chasm between the two Manchester clubs. The last one on the goal difference is particularly damning for Utd.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46180502

 

[epic73]

The last one on the goal difference is particularly damning for Utd.

It's almost like City have played the last six promoted teams and won by 5 4 times.

 

[Bilo]

It's almost like City have played the last six promoted teams and won by 5 4 times.

Which United definitely won't, so it's a moot point.