Jürgen Kop

[G-Dragon]

 

[JaseTheVillain]

That'd be most any area in the UK though...

 

[Stevencc]

I think we should all go onto RAWK and other sites containing fanatical, idiotic Liverpool fans, then find the most ridiculous claims about Klopp and post them on here. We can then all laugh about it. That would be great!

"Cognitive dissonance. They've been in a comfort zone of us being on our knees for so long, whilst we've sustained ourselves with our belief in our uniqueness, and romance and glorious essence. They sneered at us, revelling in our fallen status, sneering about how we are delusional. Then a manager most of them worship and would do anything to lead them comes to us and tells the whole world that everything we have said and believe about ourselves is true, and the sting they feel is immense and unquantifiable. Everything they thought about us to be true has been shattered. In the most high profile and public manner possible. By a man they crave. We are the greatest, most glorious and beautiful and romantic club, a beauty that they feel diminished by. All they laughed at as us being delusional has just been affirmed as truthful and correct by Jurgen Klopp, and its causing them immense confusion, disturbance and a cold awakening and fear."

 

[johnnytodd]

"Cognitive dissonance. They've been in a comfort zone of us being on our knees for so long, whilst we've sustained ourselves with our belief in our uniqueness, and romance and glorious essence. They sneered at us, revelling in our fallen status, sneering about how we are delusional. Then a manager most of them worship and would do anything to lead them comes to us and tells the whole world that everything we have said and believe about ourselves is true, and the sting they feel is immense and unquantifiable. Everything they thought about us to be true has been shattered. In the most high profile and public manner possible. By a man they crave. We are the greatest, most glorious and beautiful and romantic club, a beauty that they feel diminished by. All they laughed at as us being delusional has just been affirmed as truthful and correct by Jurgen Klopp, and its causing them immense confusion, disturbance and a cold awakening and fear."

cringetastic

 

[Pagnell]

Apologies, I forgot to add "However, anyone who does so is a sad c***." at the end of my post.

 

[Stevencc]

Apologies, I forgot to add "However, anyone who does so is a sad c***." at the end of my post.

Hey now, people have been banned for less!

 

[Pagnell]

Sorry. Danger turns me on.

 

[Christian Slater]

"Cognitive dissonance. They've been in a comfort zone of us being on our knees for so long, whilst we've sustained ourselves with our belief in our uniqueness, and romance and glorious essence. They sneered at us, revelling in our fallen status, sneering about how we are delusional. Then a manager most of them worship and would do anything to lead them comes to us and tells the whole world that everything we have said and believe about ourselves is true, and the sting they feel is immense and unquantifiable. Everything they thought about us to be true has been shattered. In the most high profile and public manner possible. By a man they crave. We are the greatest, most glorious and beautiful and romantic club, a beauty that they feel diminished by. All they laughed at as us being delusional has just been affirmed as truthful and correct by Jurgen Klopp, and its causing them immense confusion, disturbance and a cold awakening and fear."

What's RAWK's obsession with Liverpool causing fear? They're like the fat, ugly kid that gets picked on and gets no girls so he goes to the gym and picks on weaker kids than themselves to boost self esteem. The vindictive, flowery prose is pathetic.

Whoever wrote that is only highlighting years of torment and inferiority.

 

[G-Dragon]

What's RAWK's obsession with Liverpool causing fear? They're like the fat, ugly kid that gets picked on and gets no girls so he goes to the gym and picks on weaker kids than themselves to boost self esteem. The vindictive, flowery prose is pathetic.

Whoever wrote that is only highlighting years of torment and inferiority.

Why so...

 

[G.B]

"Cognitive dissonance. They've been in a comfort zone of us being on our knees for so long, whilst we've sustained ourselves with our belief in our uniqueness, and romance and glorious essence. They sneered at us, revelling in our fallen status, sneering about how we are delusional. Then a manager most of them worship and would do anything to lead them comes to us and tells the whole world that everything we have said and believe about ourselves is true, and the sting they feel is immense and unquantifiable. Everything they thought about us to be true has been shattered. In the most high profile and public manner possible. By a man they crave. We are the greatest, most glorious and beautiful and romantic club, a beauty that they feel diminished by. All they laughed at as us being delusional has just been affirmed as truthful and correct by Jurgen Klopp, and its causing them immense confusion, disturbance and a cold awakening and fear."

Writers Location: Malaysia

 

[johnnytodd]

posters location Cantenbury

 

[mente captus]

this guy is so unfunny.....even for a german

 

[SALTIRE]

"Cognitive dissonance. They've been in a comfort zone of us being on our knees for so long, whilst we've sustained ourselves with our belief in our uniqueness, and romance and glorious essence. They sneered at us, revelling in our fallen status, sneering about how we are delusional. Then a manager most of them worship and would do anything to lead them comes to us and tells the whole world that everything we have said and believe about ourselves is true, and the sting they feel is immense and unquantifiable. Everything they thought about us to be true has been shattered. In the most high profile and public manner possible. By a man they crave. We are the greatest, most glorious and beautiful and romantic club, a beauty that they feel diminished by. All they laughed at as us being delusional has just been affirmed as truthful and correct by Jurgen Klopp, and its causing them immense confusion, disturbance and a cold awakening and fear."

Didn't know Carel was over there tbh.

 

[SALTIRE]

Harry Redknapp changed his mind about Liverpool very quickly! From being the worst Liverpool side in years to being a very exciting team full of top players!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...er-Jurgen-Klopp-can-put-club-among-elite.html

 

[johnnytodd]

The person who designed the Liverbirds was a German from the same region as Jurgen Plopp.............weird eh !

 

[merseyboyred]

Saw the old 'neutrals' thing earlier on in this thread. Couple of points...

One, no one's really neutral to us tbh, and I also don't care if the 'neutrals' like us or not, not sure why any fan of any club would be particularly arsed about that.

Also, 'neutrals' didn't like us in 2013/14 either, but found us enjoyable to watch I'd wager. I mean we were fucking insane so I couldn't blame anyone for it. Klopp may not get them onside as it were, but I think people will be better entertained by him & us than they were under the last season of dross Rodgers served up, and the shite he'd chat.

Guess it wasn't hilarious? I personally found it hilarious.

I'm glad someone did.

 

[Pagnell]

BBC showing photos of him out on the piss the other night in Liverpool with his wife and a few friends. Let's hope they didn't bump into too many orange-faced Desperate Scousewives with hair curlers and pyjamas. He'd be on the next plane back to Germany.

 

[G-Dragon]

 

[johnnytodd]

And there goes Jurgen Klopp after another pretty entertaining news conference.

He was asked about his look-a-like that has been doing the rounds in the city, admitted he had been forced to ask people to stop taking pictures in restaurants and even had one Norwegian journalist hold up a Liverpool shirt with the word Normal on the back, over the No 1.

He urged his players to fight for everything to play like "our best dream" and to be brave in everything they did.

You get the feeling very few of this man's press conferences will be mundane. Normal, you could say.

LOL

 

[G-Dragon]

Fantastic pre-match conference by Klopp. Just oozes class!

 

[Pagnell]

I wish the press and fans would just leave him alone, he appears to be getting a little irritated by all the stupid photos and who can blame him.

 

[johnnytodd]

i predict it won't even be xmas before one of the plastics off here want him out.

 

[SALTIRE]

Then as usual your predictions will be wrong.

 

[johnnytodd]

Then as usual your predictions will be wrong.

every one has been correct !

 

[Stevencc]

I wish the press and fans would just leave him alone, he appears to be getting a little irritated by all the stupid photos and who can blame him.

I know what you mean. I think a big part of the hysteria we have been seeing from the media and from some Liverpool fans is down to the fact that the appointment was made during the international break. They haven't had a chance to see him in action yet. It'll all die down after the Spurs game, I'd say.

 

[G-Dragon]

I know what you mean. I think a big part of the hysteria we have been seeing from the media and from some Liverpool fans is down to the fact that the appointment was made during the international break. They haven't had a chance to see him in action yet. It'll all die down after the Spurs game, I'd say.

I think the media will hype him even more if he wins on Saturday, and also kill him if he loses.

 

[johnnytodd]

I think the media will hype him even more if he wins on Saturday, and also kill him if he loses.

That's your fault and your deluded fellow fans.

 

[G-Dragon]

That's your fault and your deluded fellow fans.

I think the person at most fault here is your ma

 

[Whitechapel]

Liverpool fans, would you take Rodgers back if he brought Suarez with him on a 5 year contract?

 

[Pagnell]

What a stupid question.