Jürgen Kop

[G.B]

He has a poorer win % than the constantly criticised Moyes did with Man Yoo. Interesting to note the people defending Klopp are the same people who slated Moyes. Very interesting indeed.

While were on the subject of win %... Liverpool have won 71.4% of the games Mane has played, 33.3% of games without him. A one man team? Has Mane's talent been hiding Klopps glaring deficiencies to this point? Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

 

[Pagnell]

*we're

 

[SALTIRE]

Will Mane be back for the Chelsea game - you guys could do with him then?

No, there is something like a 5-day rule that you can't play for your club after an international tournament as you are still seen as being on international duty. Hull will be the earliest he can come back.

 

[SALTIRE]

He has a poorer win % than the constantly criticised Moyes did with Man Yoo. Interesting to note the people defending Klopp are the same people who slated Moyes. Very interesting indeed.

While were on the subject of win %... Liverpool have won 71.4% of the games Mane has played, 33.3% of games without him. A one man team? Has Mane's talent been hiding Klopps glaring deficiencies to this point? Very interesting. Very interesting indeed.

You must be referring to Pags on Moyes as I never slated the latter when he was at Man Utd. Just like to make that clear.

 

[Stevencc]

Yeah but if Hitler was Scottish you'd have said he was "misunderstood", Salty.

 

[G.B]

*we're

You'll have to excuse me Pags as I'm on mobile and as such more prone to error. Interesting to note my good mate Salty has called you out and distanced himself from your analysis. Trouble within the ranks? Very interesting indeed.

 

[Pagnell]

He did? Damn notification system must be playing up.

 

[SALTIRE]

Yeah but if Hitler was Scottish you'd have said he was "misunderstood", Salty.

Fergie is Scottish and is a worse human being than Hitler - FACT.

 

[Stevencc]

Fergie is Scottish and is a worse human being than Hitler - FACT.

Ah so you are warming to him? You used to flat out deny that Fergie was even Scottish!

 

[johnnytodd]

Pmsl

 

[SALTIRE]

Ah so you are warming to him? You used to flat out deny that Fergie was even Scottish!

Scotland isn't perfect (though it's not far off!), even we have our bad eggs.

 

[G.B]

Revolting, cowardly human being imo. He knows you can't hit a bloke wearing glasses. Hope he's banned for the rest of the season for this horrific act.

 

[Stevencc]

Revolting, cowardly human being imo. He knows you can't hit a bloke wearing glasses. Hope he's banned for the rest of the season for this horrific act.

Did you notice that little Kloppelganger at the bottom right of the gif at the very start almost tossing his foreskin back and forth at the prospect of witnessing a trademark JurgenRant™?

 

[G.B]

Did you notice that little Kloppelganger at the bottom right of the gif at the very start almost tossing his foreskin back and forth at the prospect of witnessing a trademark JurgenRant™?

Absolutely fucking disgusting mate. That weirdo will turn up on the news after authorities discover his human hair collection, mark my words. Creepy c***.

 

[Bilo]

No, there is something like a 5-day rule that you can't play for your club after an international tournament as you are still seen as being on international duty. Hull will be the earliest he can come back.

wat

 

[SALTIRE]

wat

Yeah thats what I heard, thankfully it was wrong though!

 

[sl1k]

January 2017 - Here lies the remains of Liverpool's season, which was once filled with such promise. RIP YNWA etc etc.

Atleast there's the top four to fight for, eh? Should be the absolute barr minimum now - otherwise I'd really begin to ask questions of the infallible Kloppster. Didn't even have European distractions loyk; had half a season to settle beforehand too.

 

[Dirk]

Did you notice that little Kloppelganger at the bottom right of the gif at the very start almost tossing his foreskin back and forth at the prospect of witnessing a trademark JurgenRant™?

Kloppelgänger (sorry Kloppelganger) Post of the thread!

 

[Pagnell]

January 2017 - Here lies the remains of Liverpool's season, which was once filled with such promise. RIP YNWA etc etc.

Atleast there's the top four to fight for, eh? Should be the absolute barr minimum now - otherwise I'd really begin to ask questions of the infallible Kloppster. Didn't even have European distractions loyk; had half a season to settle beforehand too.

As a United fan with less points than the team you're castigating, despite spending a vast sum more, this post is hilarious. Please, continue.

 

[sl1k]

As a United fan with less points than the team you're castigating, despite spending a vast sum more, this post is hilarious. Please, continue.

Well yes, but that only tells half the story dunnit Paggersz?

A win against Hull and we're 2 points behind you. Still involved in all the comps; an FA cup final - the opportunity to retain the trophy.

Forgive me if I don't quite get the joke

 

[G-Dragon]

Well yes, but that only tells half the story dunnit Paggersz?

A win against Hull and we're 2 points behind you. Still involved in all the comps; an FA cup final - the opportunity to retain the trophy.

Forgive me if I don't quite get the joke

You don't even know final of which competition your team is in...typical plastic.

 

[sl1k]

You don't even know final of which competition your team is in...typical plastic.

Oh shit. A [very] slight oversight on my part. Fair play fair play.

All my points still stand though(!!)

 

[SALTIRE]

People are weird.

 

[G.B]

what's weird about it? he has a poorer record than rodgers who became a meme before being forced out by supporters. his record is ever so slightly better than known joke and confirmed racist dalglish who, again, was forced out despite winning silverware, which klopp has failed to do. klopp has flopped so far, there's no denying it. his liverpool highlight was a 2-2 home draw to west brom which was celebrated like a treble win. with a small time mentality like that it's no wonder the club is regressing.

 

[shane]

 

[Pagnell]

Now that's how it's done. Top marks.

 

[Nilsson]

Wow, ambushed by supporters at training.

It's getting pretty nasty now.

 

[G-Dragon]

Klopp's influence on the haters is unreal

 

[SALTIRE]

what's weird about it? he has a poorer record than rodgers who became a meme before being forced out by supporters. his record is ever so slightly better than known joke and confirmed racist dalglish who, again, was forced out despite winning silverware, which klopp has failed to do. klopp has flopped so far, there's no denying it. his liverpool highlight was a 2-2 home draw to west brom which was celebrated like a treble win. with a small time mentality like that it's no wonder the club is regressing.

 

[johnnytodd]

Fuck off to Kirkby the cities all Ours !