League Two's Sexiest Manager: You Won't Believe How Much #4 Spends on Grooming Products!

[Richard Cranium]

Christ knows what the post for our gymnast is going to be.

I'm looking forward to Lincoln's P.E teacher

 

[Luke Imp]

You've got a long wait until number 1.

 

[Richard Cranium]

It will be worth it

 

[spireite]

Cod, these are class mate!

 

[mowgli]

Can't wait for his comments on Ainsworth who is a total cnut!

 

[Vanni]

Cowley's time is imminent I feel. Not a chance in hell he'll be Numero Uno, or anywhere near the top 5 for that matter. In fact, I reckon even his underrated fratello is sexier than him. Truth be told, I hear his mum was always more protective and proud of piccolo Nicky as she thought he was the most likely one to bring fame and renown to the Cowley family by marrying some poshy ragazza from some wealthy famiglia.

Ps - I'm only using some Italian words as I reckon future England manager Danny C looks like a half Italiano. What do you all think?

 

[Vanni]

Here are some fun facts about this thread. No. 3 will leave you speechless!

1. SOC has managed to rack up a quite impressive 125 'likes' for the eight managers he has profiled so far, which means an average of 15.625 per post.
2. Evans's profile has been the most popular one with 26 votes, while otoh, only 10 people thought Darren Way's effort deserved a 'like'.
3. Going back to those combined 125 'likes', only one 'like' has come from a fan of a particular Northern-ish League 2 club, who btw, are well represented on this forum. This fact implies that the concept of having a sense of humour is absent over yonder, and I dare say, most likely frowned upon.

 

[GTFCfish]

Cowley's time is imminent I feel. Not a chance in hell he'll be Numero Uno, or anywhere near the top 5 for that matter. In fact, I reckon even his underrated fratello is sexier than him. Truth be told, I hear his mum was always more protective and proud of piccolo Nicky as she thought he was the most likely one to bring fame and renown to the Cowley family by marrying some poshy ragazza from some wealthy famiglia.

Ps - I'm only using some Italian words as I reckon future England manager Danny C looks like a half Italiano. What do you all think?

I've heard whispers that whilst Cowley is in the process of love making he is already meticulously planning his next love making session in his head.
Forward planning, like it.

 

[shoddycollins]

I've heard whispers that whilst Cowley is in the process of love making he is already meticulously planning his next love making session in his head.
Forward planning, like it.

I've also heard he gives his brother an equal share of the lovemaking session.

 

[Son of Cod]

Poll added to the thread, please vote.

3. Going back to those combined 125 'likes', only one 'like' has come from a fan of a particular Northern-ish League 2 club, who btw, are well represented on this forum. This fact implies that the concept of having a sense of humour is absent over yonder, and I dare say, most likely frowned upon.

This had also been noted at the Sexy L2 Managers office. Almost as bad as being called a dipshit and a cult of personality.

 

[T.A]

 

[CrazyImp]

Nice to see my comments already being noted.

Ta-ta x

 

[PuB]

We need an update. I can't sit here pressing refresh all weekend

 

[Son of Cod]

We need an update. I can't sit here pressing refresh all weekend

Next sexy manager will be tomorrow after the poll has closed, in the mean time make sure you all vote.

 

[Son of Cod]

Next sexy manager will be tomorrow after the poll has closed, in the mean time make sure you all vote.

Well, it would have been if 1FF wasn't down all afternoon. Not at work today, so will have to be tomorrow now.

 

[Posh Harry]

Well, it would have been if 1FF wasn't down all afternoon. Not at work today, so will have to be tomorrow now.

I'd assumed the authorities had seen this thread and shut the site down.

Please don't stop though, brilliant stuff.

 

[Vanni]

Soc - I think you mean it will have to be tomorrow now because you're AT WORK today, not the other way around. Righto? Always had you down as a model employee tbh.

Anyway, I think I'm going to amend my list. Was thinking that I had D.C. too high, because let's face it, he's not that good looking in fact I'd say he's only a 5/10 at best. Have a look at this photo and tell me if his head's proportionately right or not. Looks ovalish to me, an egghead IOW. And that nose.....

 

[GTFCfish]

Soc - I think you mean it will have to be tomorrow now because you're AT WORK today, not the other way around. Righto? Always had you down as a model employee tbh.

Anyway, I think I'm going to amend my list. Was thinking that I had D.C. too high, because let's face it, he's not that good looking in fact I'd say he's only a 5/10 at best. Have a look at this photo and tell me if his head's proportionately right or not. Looks ovalish to me, an egghead IOW. And that nose.....

Who NOSE where he will end up in the list....

 

[gijsbert_bos]

You lot are as bad as Garry Hill. For God's sake, show Lord Cowley some respect. You'll be calling Matt Rhead a dog next.

 

[Luke Imp]

We were very fortunate to have some cracking opposition manager interviews last season and that one is certainly somewhere in the top 3.

Calling Matt Rhead a dog at 1:15 as he walked past got me.

 

[CrazyImp]

Ah yes, Garry Hill, the man who looks like your average drug addict. Currently unemployed I believe.

 

[Son of Cod]

Soc - I think you mean it will have to be tomorrow now because you're AT WORK today, not the other way around. Righto? Always had you down as a model employee tbh.

Anyway, I think I'm going to amend my list. Was thinking that I had D.C. too high, because let's face it, he's not that good looking in fact I'd say he's only a 5/10 at best. Have a look at this photo and tell me if his head's proportionately right or not. Looks ovalish to me, an egghead IOW. And that nose.....

I might have to revise the order on the basis of that pic! You are 100% right, that is not a normal shaped head.

 

[Stagat]

Ah yes, Garry Hill, the man who looks like your average drug addict. Currently unemployed I believe.

What does your average drug addict look like, mate?

 

[Chris FGR]

What does your average drug addict look like, mate?

 

[Big Bird]

I hate Danny Cowley and I literally had never heard of him before this pre season.

 

[GodsGift]

It's impossible to hate Danny Cowley. You either love, adore and are inspired by him or you're just jealous of his sheer aura.

 

[Habbinalan]

It's impossible to hate Danny Cowley. You either love, adore and are inspired by him or you're just jealous of his sheer aura.

Of course. It's amazing how he's taken his scottish uncle George's leadership skills to the next level.....

Are the two Matts going to be the Bodie and Doyle of Sincil Bank?

 

[GTFCfish]

Erm SOC, were waiting..........

 

[lordofthepies]

It's not like SoC has any other plans this evening, so christ knows why he's failed to post a sexy manager.

 

[Gladders]

This thread almost lasted longer than the top 100 TV shows thread...

The starter of that one gave up too.