MEGA IMPORTANT MATCH THREAD

[Bluandwite]

But you're Welsh, aren't you? Wouldn't expect anything else.

Heh, I was wondering what nationality English Red was as well, haven't seen any clues.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Ha! There in a sentence is the very definition of the North/South divide.

You sound like a bloke who's never eaten a cornish pasty in a tea cake.

Or a dripping flat cake

 

[Master D]

If Hursty keeps Amond and Bogle together then we might have a chance. They were quality at the start of the season. If he can bite his tongue and swallow his pride by leaving Hoban on the bench then I think we'll piss it.

Hursty now is it?

 

[EnglishRed]

At the weekend I intend to eat a kebab with a runcible spoon.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

At the weekend I intend to eat a kebab with a runcible spoon.

Had to Google what that was. Looks like a spork to me.

 

[Clarkey_GTFC]

Hursty now is it?

He's Hursty when we win and stupid dopey prick when we lose

 

[Limerick Mariner]

Hursty now is it?

Yes and Sir Paul if he get's us back in League 2...

 

[The Cards]

I have never eaten Fish and Chips with a knife and fork and I never will

Savages

 

[slaphead]

Or a dripping flat cake

A fucking what?

 

[B2TF]

A fucking what?

A staple of the Northern diet. Basically a cake made out of lard. Yum yum.

Oh and we don't call them chips in Yorkshire, we ask for a bag of "sudden death".

 

[eightiesrobin]

I have to say, as a Northerner, that I wouldn't eat fish with my hands. Chips at a push (I'd ask for a fork), but fish - wrong IMO.

 

[DontBringBertie]

Next thing northerners will tell us you have to eat spaghetti bolognese with your hands. Otherwise you'll be a fookin soft cont.

 

[redsoc]

Wooden chippy fork. End of story.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Hey, I find fish and chips (especially in a stadium) with a knife and fork fucking weird, and I'm as southern as they come! (Ignoring I'm also an Irish citizen).

 

[veggieeater]

See thats the trouble at our place, no prawn sandwiches now we are vegan. Proper rubbish that.

No wooden forks either, its hands or the Q pie for the Shaymen who come down this weekend. The beer or cider is recommended though

 

[Harrier94]

Bloody savage Northerners and bloody posh Southerners

 

[PaulHaddock]

As Lotal says, the only acceptable utensil to eat fish and chips is the useless wooden fork that can pick up one chip at a time.

 

[Sparrow]

This thread needs to be locked. Completely off topic and I don't like the way it is going. Please take any greviances over how to eat fish and chips to PM.

 

[Chris FGR]

This thread needs to be locked. Completely off topic and I don't like the way it is going. Please take any greviances over how to eat fish and chips to PM.

And I'm getting angry hungry. Getting close to offering someone else out for a fight lunch at this rate.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

In fairness, this thread has now influenced me to have fish and chips tonight.

 

[Aber gas]

In fairness, this thread has now influenced me to have fish and chips tonight.

Tartare or ketchup ?
Pickled egg with it?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Tartare or ketchup ?
Pickled egg with it?

Mate. You having a laugh? Ketchup (the tomato kind - I do have a bottle of banana ketchup I brought back from St. Lucia) is vile... Tomatoes are the best argument for God not existing.

Pickled egg, genuinely never had one, but I do have a few scotch eggs in doors... Hmmmm.

 

[Aber gas]

Mate. You having a laugh? Ketchup (the tomato kind - I do have a bottle of banana ketchup I brought back from St. Lucia) is vile... Tomatoes are the best argument for God not existing.

Pickled egg, genuinely never had one, but I do have a few scotch eggs in doors... Hmmmm.

Apologies ,I forgot about your weird hatred of everything tomato. Nice humble brag btw

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Everyone loves a humble brag!

Before this thread gets closed, I issue with a challenge:

Mr Aber, your mission - if you choose to accept - is to change the food industry so banana ketchup becomes the norm, plus bananas in burgers and on pizza.

 

[Aber gas]

Everyone loves a humble brag!

Before this thread gets closed, I issue with a challenge:

Mr Aber, your mission - if you choose to accept - is to change the food industry so banana ketchup becomes the norm, plus bananas in burgers and on pizza.

I'm lacking a bit motivation tbh. Not keen on bananas, perhaps a carrot or pea based condiment might prove more successful. It's all about marketing innit ? Look at kale and quinoa

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I quite like kale and quinoa (pronounced kin-oh-wa)... Pea or runner bean I could live with.

 

[Harrier94]

Banana Ketchup sounds awful

 

[Aber gas]

http://janeshealthykitchen.com/no-tomato-ketchup/ I reckon I can market this llamas

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Banana Ketchup sounds awful

It's genuinely lovely. Also grabbed some banana and BBQ sauce.

Bananas are a lot like eggs, they improve any dish.

http://janeshealthykitchen.com/no-tomato-ketchup/ I reckon I can market this llamas

I guess that is a happy compromise.

Mr Llama. CEO of LAAT (Llamas Against Tomatos and Avocados)

 

[veggieeater]

I quite like kale and quinoa (pronounced kin-oh-wa)... Pea or runner bean I could live with.

No mate its Keen wah, we get enough of it at FGR, its something to do with being unable to pronounce it any other way when loads of bits are stuck in your mouth while you have to dash to the loo as theres no chance of constipation when eating the stuff