Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[DarkSithLord]

TheBootifulGame ‏@TheBootifulGame 2m2 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS! Tomorrow's @worksoptownfc v @HandsworthPFC game is off due to unsafe floors in changing rooms!

 

[Joe.]

Whitehawk Brigade @HawkArmy
Classy behaviour by @EUFCofficial fans today-stealing disco ball from The Din and boasting about tearing down our stickers.#disgraceful


Boo hoo.

 

[Luke Imp]

 

[GTFCfish]

Corby Town's Jason Lee celebrating a goal:

 

[Aberstone]

Whitehawk Brigade @HawkArmy
Classy behaviour by @EUFCofficial fans today-stealing disco ball from The Din and boasting about tearing down our stickers.#disgraceful


Boo hoo.

Damn, beaten to it. I'm waiting for one of their supporters to set up a parody Ebbsfleet Youth Twitter account like they have done with the Wealdstone Granddad Division.

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

Grimsby deserved to lose 5-0 to us for this...

 

[RobboPOSH]

Elliot Owens ‏@elliotowens95 29 Oct 2016
The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[GTFCfish]

Only just spotted this from December, how to put someone off taking a penalty!

https://mobile.twitter.com/3rdEyeNot/status/804627785306218498

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Elliot Owens ‏@elliotowens95 29 Oct 2016
The home fans behind the goal in the South Stand are chanting "You're just a sh*t Tesco sandwich" at Dagenham keeper Elliot Justham.

I was in that very stand on the day but of course I was far too sporting to join in.

 

[genesimmons]

Only just spotted this from December, how to put someone off taking a penalty!

https://mobile.twitter.com/3rdEyeNot/status/804627785306218498

Wonder where that was looks alot like a rugby groubd

 

[GTFCfish]

Wonder where that was looks alot like a rugby groubd

I just typed in 'missed penalty arse out' to YouTube and it brought it up it is Alcoyano v Hercules in Spanish Second Division.

 

[Joe.]

Damn, beaten to it. I'm waiting for one of their supporters to set up a parody Ebbsfleet Youth Twitter account like they have done with the Wealdstone Granddad Division.

That lot are honestly something else.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

For all the action from the Aldershot v Barrow game:

 

[Techno Natch]

Reminds me of a colour version of Premier Manager '95. I quite enjoyed it.

 

[Murphy]

The swathe of non-league teams doing 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poems on Twitter today.

There's too many for me to even bother posting them.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

The swathe of non-league teams doing 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poems on Twitter today.

There's too many for me to even bother posting them.

Brimscombe and Thrupp have suggested their home tie at the Meadow tonight as the ideal romantic date
https://twitter.com/Btfcthemeadow/status/831445812358025216

 

[Aberstone]

The swathe of non-league teams doing 'Roses are red, violets are blue' poems on Twitter today.

There's too many for me to even bother posting them.

Whilst this is true, Gloucester City's in response to a Salford fan was hilarious.

 

[Pablosammy]

Boreham Wood's chairman has had a massively excessive, 11-paragraph whinge about our game being rearranged for a week today, calling us bullies and questioning the integrity of the entire National League competition. He is also going to have a word with FGR, Lincoln, D&R et al to try and get them to stand behind him with folded arms while he whinges some more.

He might have a point, but there are classier ways of making it, plus I think he's reading a little too much into it all. I won't be sorry to see the back of this whiny, arrogant club when we go up/down/under (delete as applicable).

http://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/wood-struggling-with-7-days-notice-to-play-tranmere/

 

[The_Boss]

Hmm not quite sure he gets his point over, could just do with a few more paragraphs covering exactly the same thing, worded marginally differently each time to fully help us understand.

 

[Shotsfan1993]

If it was anyone else I might have some sympathy, but given the way Boreham Wood treat other clubs in the division I dont have any.

 

[LeWhites]

Check out these goal graphics on the Mangotsfield United twitter feed. Like something made on MS Paint in year 7 IT lessons.

 

[The_Boss]

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I just presumed that was his name!!

 

[LeWhites]

I just presumed that was his name!!

Here's his brother

My favourite is this one

 

[Pliny Harris]

Boreham Wood's chairman has had a massively excessive, 11-paragraph whinge about our game being rearranged for a week today, calling us bullies and questioning the integrity of the entire National League competition. He is also going to have a word with FGR, Lincoln, D&R et al to try and get them to stand behind him with folded arms while he whinges some more.

He might have a point, but there are classier ways of making it, plus I think he's reading a little too much into it all. I won't be sorry to see the back of this whiny, arrogant club when we go up/down/under (delete as applicable).

http://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/wood-struggling-with-7-days-notice-to-play-tranmere/

I can roll with the wider argument, that a short notice rearrangement isn't advisable if it twists the arm of the part-time outfit, and that there's a fair chance that's exactly why the full-time side tries it on. Bringing it up publicly and extrapolating on that annoyance like he's done smacks of tinpot though. I know us Shaymen have had a similar discussion or two in our time, but none of the exchanges see the light of day. Morning Wood really enjoy airing dirty laundry...

 

[GTFCfish]

Boreham Wood's chairman has had a massively excessive, 11-paragraph whinge about our game being rearranged for a week today, calling us bullies and questioning the integrity of the entire National League competition. He is also going to have a word with FGR, Lincoln, D&R et al to try and get them to stand behind him with folded arms while he whinges some more.

He might have a point, but there are classier ways of making it, plus I think he's reading a little too much into it all. I won't be sorry to see the back of this whiny, arrogant club when we go up/down/under (delete as applicable).

http://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/wood-struggling-with-7-days-notice-to-play-tranmere/

“In my opinion and at the risk of repeating myself, 7 days notice, does not give our part time players or our supporters sufficient time to sort out dates or take holiday in regards to their day jobs. Plus if we cannot field our best team, how does that keep the integrity of the competition intact?

Surely both of them can just pull a sickie for the day?

 

[GuiseleySteve]

“In my opinion and at the risk of repeating myself, 7 days notice, does not give our part time players or our supporters sufficient time to sort out dates or take holiday in regards to their day jobs. Plus if we cannot field our best team, how does that keep the integrity of the competition intact?

Surely both of them can just pull a sickie for the day?

They probably both work for the club though - part time of course

 

[RLC]

If they give us the footage of Connor Jennings' goal last August and take down that photo on their website of their 12 fans celebrating the worst result in our history, I am sure we will be happy to play the match in June.

Seriously, if we win the Trophy quarter final against Barrow, the only free week we will have left is the last week in April, so you can see why we wanted to rearrange quickly. I don't buy the whole 'part time' argument either, as they must have rearranged at short notice loads of times for cup matches.

 

[Pablosammy]

If they give us the footage of Connor Jennings' goal last August and take down that photo on their website of their 12 fans celebrating the worst result in our history, I am sure we will be happy to play the match in June.

Seriously, if we win the Trophy quarter final against Barrow, the only free week we will have left is the last week in April, so you can see why we wanted to rearrange quickly. I don't buy the whole 'part time' argument either, as they must have rearranged at short notice loads of times for cup matches.

Their argument is that cup replays have predefined dates, and therefore it is easier to plan for. However, if they try and assert that their part-time players pre-book holiday at their workplaces on all potential cup replay dates, I'd call "bullshit".

 

[EnglishRed]

Boreham Wood sign a lot of full time players. What part time jobs do people like Jai Reason and Angelo Balanta have?

Surely their work know they are part time footballers and might need to take some time off now and again?