Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[DontBringBertie]

What do Cockneys have to do with anything? This lot are Essex.

A lot of ESSEX BOIZ are wannnabe cockneys anyway.

Pretty sure at least 90% of people from Essex have a shit tattoo.

 

[GTFCfish]

Hartlepool have come up with a novel idea to stop Hartlepool and Carlisle fans from clashing, and here it is:

 

[Monkey Tennis]

What do Cockneys have to do with anything? This lot are Essex.

All the same really, innit.

 

[Pliny Harris]

What do Cockneys have to do with anything? This lot are Essex.

We asked science, and this is how science answered:

 

[Minstermen central]

Don't even have a clue who they are playing?

 

[TheMinsterman]

Don't even have a clue who they are playing?

That is disgraceful, downgrading us like that.

Time to give them a kicking.

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

That is disgraceful, downgrading us like that.

Time to give them a kicking.

I'm equally offended, and I'm not exactly a native!

 

[Luke Imp]

He's going to fucking rip out the heart of his enemies, I screenshotted that moment.

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That picture is most non-Essex people's opinion of Essex people right there.

 

[Tranmerewhite]

We asked science, and this is how science answered:

Explains why Swindon and MK Dons are such *****.

 

[Silver Stone]

We asked science, and this is how science answered:

Bit different when you live down here, can even tell which part of London someone is from by their voice!

 

[Joe.]

All the same really, innit.

It bloody well ain't!

Essex are vermin.

 

[JaredSUFC]

It bloody well ain't!

Essex are vermin.

That's uncalled for Joe. Vermin aren't that bad

 

[Bluandwite]

Bit different when you live down here, can even tell which part of London someone is from by their voice!

I can't tell you all apart, pretty much anyone south of Watford Gap Services calls us Chistah for some reason.

The Aldershot lot are the worst for it I tell you.

 

[genesimmons]

Anyone south of bedfords a cockney to me

 

[genesimmons]

Don't even have a clue who they are playing?

Ha ha. Is there a name change on the cards[emoji1]

 

[genesimmons]

Skip to two minutes. Watch. Close thread.

Who is that idiot like a cross between barry fry and some religious preacher knaw war a mean saan

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

That picture is most non-Essex people's opinion of Essex people right there.

I live in Essex. It's my opinion on Essex people also.

It bloody well ain't!

Essex are vermin.

That's uncalled for Joe. Vermin aren't that bad

Oh my Gawd, sha' uup.

 

[GTFCfish]

This burger was purchased at Blundell Park yesterday (not by me thankfully), not quite up to Kidderminster's level but a free bonus piece of plastic with every cheese slice.

 

[Forza Imps]

Where on earth is the bun? Do you not have them in Grimsby?

 

[Pablosammy]

Where on earth is the bun? Do you not have them in Grimsby?

You eat the polystyrene.

 

[Luke Imp]

Not quite Stevenage's cheesy chips (which are completely wrong full stop).

 

[genesimmons]

This burger was purchased at Blundell Park yesterday (not by me thankfully), not quite up to Kidderminster's level but a free bonus piece of plastic with every cheese slice.
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Would rather have a quorn burger at forest green.

 

[Fishpimps <{{{><]

You eat the polystyrene.

The polystyrene is the tastiest bit.....believe me!

 

[Sparrow]

Here's Jamie O'Hara starting on a kid after Billericay's 3-2 defeat at Leatherhead. They're already the gift that keeps on giving.

https://twitter.com/alexkeenan_/status/853283352987787264

 

[RobboPOSH]

Here's Jamie O'Hara starting on a kid after Billericay's 3-2 defeat at Leatherhead. They're already the gift that keeps on giving.

https://twitter.com/alexkeenan_/status/853283352987787264

For someone that's played at such a high level i'd have thought he'd be able to rise above this by now. An embarrassment like the club he plays for.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

How did Billericay manage to lose? Did R Kelly ring up about the copyright infringement? (Actually I saw he'd retweeted that god-awful video with approval)

 

[Luke Imp]

I see Leatherhead did their own rendition of R Kelly after the game!

 

[Raymondo316]

Skip to two minutes. Watch. Close thread.

https://twitter.com/Jordmac11/status/853310680635777025

Leatherhead's dressing room after beating Billericay today

 

[Heathside]

Edit: Beaten to it!

 

[Etty Abrics]

This is amazing