Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[The_Boss]

It's about time the whole "trialist" joke is banned.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

It's about time the whole "trialist" joke is banned.

We could trial it

 

[GTFCfish]

It's about time the whole "trialist" joke is banned.

When FGR twitter talks about their trialists it means whichever of their players that are in court that day.

 

[Luke Imp]

Marc Webber‏ @marcwebber 13m13 minutes ago
Plymouth Argyle friendly with Dutch team called off due to unexpected popularity of Butterfly Fair.

 

[yellow]

Torquay kits:

Dover kits:

I'm done.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Torquay kits:
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Dover kits:
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I'm done.

I never thought I'd see the day that Torquay got twinned with Dover

 

[The Jovial Forester]

And we'd have gotten away with it if they weren't in the same fucking league

 

[doveranddover]

At least ours are "only" £38 to Torquay's £40

 

[yellow]

Or £17 on Pro Direct! Could draw our new logo and sponsor to be honest!

 

[DontBringBertie]

Torquay kits:
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Dover kits:
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I'm done.

Is it mandatory for non league footballers to have shit sleeve tattoos?

 

[roversfan2001]

Our players wore last season's youth team away shirts for the Sparta Prague friendly today; complete with Premier League sleeve badges and numbers. Maybe we hoped they didn't realise we're shite now.

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[roversfan2001]

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[doveranddover]

Didn't realise there was 1 Rochester team let alone 2

 

[Farleigh]

Should have asked someone from Rochester Rovers to step in.

I used to live in Rochester and have always sought out non league teams, but had no idea I was so blessed for choice, right under my very nose.

 

[JoshBCFC]

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I'm blessed to support this fantastic club.

 

[Farleigh]

Torquay kits:
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Dover kits:
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I'm done.

Love the way they're picking at the material as if to say, what is this cheap crap they're making me wear?

 

[Raymondo316]

Billericay doing their cringey singing routine before a friendly https://twitter.com/glenntamplin/status/886274700258799616

 

[JaredSUFC]

When announcing our new signing Anthony Jeffrey the Sutton website proof reader missed the auto correct for Boreham Wood of which was Boredem Wood and published the article

 

[Chief Rocka]

Billericay doing their cringey singing routine before a friendly https://twitter.com/glenntamplin/status/886274700258799616

It's kind of amazing that he would choose and continue to choose that song when the guy (R Kelly that is) pee's on underage girls and is allegedly the head of a nationwide sex cult, but you know, inspiring song and all that

 

[EnglishRed]

Billericay doing their cringey singing routine before a friendly https://twitter.com/glenntamplin/status/886274700258799616

Nice to see Tamplin calling the opposition 'c***s' before a friendly.

 

[Raymondo316]

I can just envision him getting rid of players because they don't take the singing serious

 

[Luke Imp]

I'm assuming they're advertising boards he wants the players to sell?!

 

[HG Yellow&Black]

I can just envision him getting rid of players because they don't take the singing serious

Las Vegas. A Tamplin kind of place. Love the faxt some if them have not been giving it there all. Maybe they take in some current affairs or something. I wonder if the fecker will keep playing it the more that comes out about the cultists pedderass that is r.kelly. I sincerely hope he does; Tamping the gift that keeps giving.

Poor Alan. Denoted by his position.

 

[Darlo On Tour]

Billericay doing their cringey singing routine before a friendly https://twitter.com/glenntamplin/status/886274700258799616

I read somewhere the other day, that the owner is going to create an elevated VIP area where the clubhouse building is, with leather seats and underseat heating.
I'd hate to think what that will cost. The adventures of Glenn Tamplin

 

[shoddycollins]

I read somewhere the other day, that the owner is going to create an elevated VIP area where the clubhouse building is, with leather seats and underseat heating.
I'd hate to think what that will cost. The adventures of Glenn Tamplin

Boasting about the fact he's reduced programmes from £4 to £3. £4 for a non-league programme, even £3 is a bit steep, we've just increased ours from £2 to £3, I can see where the money to spunk on nonsense is coming from.

 

[shoddycollins]

Clearly Dover's sponsors haven't delivered the difference they promised.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Not sure if tinpot or more childish amusement on my part but our neighbours have just announced their season tickets are available for collection...

Wew lad.

 

[Grecian O'Grecian]

What the fuck is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40716824

 

[The_Boss]

What the fuck is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40716824

Did that, did that just, happen?

 

[Master D]

Her and Radford have kids now? Urgh.