Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Pablosammy]

What the fuck is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40716824

What on earth...

"We just wanted a fucking CV and cover letter, but thanks for your application..."

 

[Aberstone]

Today's Billericay Town update:

• Cheerleaders have been pulled because they were causing the players to lose focus and some of the cheerleaders were giving their numbers to players.
• Billericay fan laying into Wealdstone supporters on Twitter and saying that we're jealous of their new found fame and fortune - all whilst his bio stated being 'Against Modern Football'. Said bio immediately pulled down when called out on it.

 

[EnglishRed]

Mansfield and Billaricay stand astride this thread like a pair of colossi

 

[DarkSithLord]

Interesting statement to say the least from Irish club Bray Wanders who had hit financial problems.

They brandish Wicklow County has unfortunately now attained the accolade of being the North Korea of Ireland for business.

http://braywanderersfc.ie/bray-wanderers-fc-statement/

 

[epic73]

Interesting statement to say the least from Irish club Bray Wanders who had hit financial problems.

They brandish Wicklow County has unfortunately now attained the accolade of being the North Korea of Ireland for business.

http://braywanderersfc.ie/bray-wanderers-fc-statement/

"Ideally we’d bring in Conor McGregor for a quote"

 

[Silver Stone]

Interesting statement to say the least from Irish club Bray Wanders who had hit financial problems.

They brandish Wicklow County has unfortunately now attained the accolade of being the North Korea of Ireland for business.

http://braywanderersfc.ie/bray-wanderers-fc-statement/

Wasn't Ray Houghton a Scot?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

I thought this was the best place for it, not because it's a tinpot signing (he seems excellent), and not because he still looks glum as fuck.... but look at those socks and sandals!

 

[EnglishRed]

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I thought this was the best place for it, not because it's a tinpot signing (he seems excellent), and not because he still looks glum as fuck.... but look at those socks and sandals!

He really does look like he's been kidnapped.

I also never knew Andrew Casson looked like a grown up Eddie Munster

 

[The_Boss]

Oh for fuck sake....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155867853840579

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Oh for fuck sake....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155867853840579

 

[Semi-skimmed Silk]

Oh for fuck sake....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155867853840579

I haven't managed to watch it all the way through yet.

 

[Master D]

The state of that.

 

[EnglishRed]

Oh for fuck sake....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155867853840579

Poor Gime. At least we took him to Portugal.

 

[The_Boss]

It's so horrific I don't know if it's meant to be a piss take.

 

[Luke Imp]

Bring back clubs just getting a player to hold a shirt or scarf.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Haha, hand-written notes on a bit of A4. You tinpot bastards.

 

[Pablosammy]

Bring back clubs just getting a player to hold a shirt or scarf.

We even managed to make that look tinpot... who designed that thing?!

 

[Harrier94]

We even managed to make that look tinpot... who designed that thing?!

He looks really distressed here.

 

[Jemfy]

He looks really distressed here.

They didn't do a video in case he was able to blink in Morse code

 

[EnglishRed]

He looks really distressed here.

He looks like a man who has just seen McNulty and Buxton attacking a buffet.

 

[Pablosammy]

 

[GTFCfish]

We don't waste money paying for a 4th official for a pre season friendly:

 

[The_Boss]

Haha, hand-written notes on a bit of A4. You tinpot bastards.

Now now just because those extra fingers of yours make calligraphy tricky for you, don't vent your frustrations at others.

 

[Raymondo316]

I give you the Billericay mural

It gets better and better

 

[The_Boss]

Why's he got BATE tattooed on his knuckles? Is he winding somebody up?

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Why's he got BATE tattooed on his knuckles? Is he winding somebody up?

Cos he's a master?

 

[Chief Rocka]

It gets better and better

No that isn't real, I refuse to believe it, is he starting up a doomsday cult.

 

[Pablosammy]

It gets better and better

That's absolutely unreal. What a tosser!

 

[Soup Ladle]

Why's he got BATE tattooed on his knuckles? Is he winding somebody up?

Having what is admittedly, the misfortune of having 'bate' written on his knuckles, I'd rather not think of him as a wanker, merely a BATE Borisov fan. If there's any difference between the two.

 

[Darlo On Tour]

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I thought this was the best place for it, not because it's a tinpot signing (he seems excellent), and not because he still looks glum as fuck.... but look at those socks and sandals!

Club Tropicana, drinks are free, all that's missing is the sea. But don't worry, you can suntan!