Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[genesimmons]

I know for a fact one of their players is on a fair tad more than £1k a week.

Can well believe it considering some were playing in top 2 divisions not so long back

 

[genesimmons]

Now claiming the wage budget is ''only'' 20k a week, yet awhile back was telling anyone who would listen that its 30k

Away teams need to beware of the stormy waters https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/902949050151927808

Whatever next ehy. Got to say one thing this bloke been a idiot is getting him plenty of coverage but doubt he will gain many friends

 

[Trapdoor]

Has anyone ever bought drugs off Glenn Tamplin then? I assume it would have been in wholesale volumes?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I know for a fact one of their players is on a fair tad more than £1k a week.

I also believe (not directly from the horses mouth, but reliable enough that I take his word) the approx. wage regarding one of their players. This player is on over £1,000 a week and he isn't one of the four ex Prem lads; Billericay basically more than doubled his footballing income which is why he dropped. (I guess it may be something like a relatively low basic wage with insane bonuses).

I'm off to Eastbourne tomorrow, so I thought I'd check out their Twitter:

Why did anyone think this was a good idea?

Please stop, this is embarrassing.

Why didn't you stop.

 

[SomeMightShay]

Glenn Tamplin and Billaricy (or however the fuck you spell it) need their own thread now so as not to derail the sheer wide variety of tinpotedness non league has to offer

 

[GTFCfish]

Well after serving up this shit last season:

It's good to see our caterers took the negative comments on board and this season are now serving up proper gourmet style food like this for £3:

I don't think Kidderminster have anything to worry about from us in the Best Food awards.

 

[Aber gas]

Well after serving up this shit last season:

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It's good to see our caterers took the negative comments on board and this season are now serving up proper gourmet style food like this for £3:

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I don't think Kidderminster have anything to worry about from us in the Best Food awards.

That sausage bap is secondhand mate and if you squint Geri Halliwell's face appears in the burger "cheese".

 

[Sparrow]

Well after serving up this shit last season:

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It's good to see our caterers took the negative comments on board and this season are now serving up proper gourmet style food like this for £3:

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I don't think Kidderminster have anything to worry about from us in the Best Food awards.

That's the worst food Garry Hill has ever seen at Blundell Park.

 

[GTFCfish]

What the actual fuck?

 

[epic73]

LITERALLY HUNDREDS!

 

[Soup Ladle]

What the actual fuck?

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Awful advert and I'll never forgive Nelse for growing his hair back.

He was an immense for us in L1 when he shaved his head, he looked hard as fuck and won everything. Then, he grew his hair back, went shit and moved to Norwich.

I met him in a pub in Durham a few years ago. I told him he was shite with hair. He said he wasn't getting any luck with the ladies. Priorities eh?

 

[rudebwoyben]

Awful advert and I'll never forgive Nelse for growing his hair back.

He was an immense for us in L1 when he shaved his head, he looked hard as fuck and won everything. Then, he grew his hair back, went shit and moved to Norwich.

I met him in a pub in Durham a few years ago. I told him he was shite with hair. He said he wasn't getting any luck with the ladies. Priorities eh?

This must have been before he met his wife!
He appears to have retained his full footballing abilities with a full and luxuriant mane in his time with us. When we signed him, we all thought he would only be with us for a season and now he's in his third season with us.
These ads must be another demonstration of Tony K's attempts to diversify our revenue streams!

 

[Southern Shayman]

Not hugely tinpot but... given how Orient fans keep going on about how tinpot everyone else in this league is with printing tickets - bit embarrassing they managed to print ours for September 2016...

 

[GTFCfish]

I'm sure nobody needs telling who's car this might be.....

 

[GuiseleySteve]

I'm sure nobody needs telling who's car this might be.....
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#Krustytheclown?

 

[genesimmons]

I'm sure nobody needs telling who's car this might be.....
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Ruining a lovely car there

 

[RobboPOSH]

I'm sure nobody needs telling who's car this might be.....
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Not ostentatious or vulgar enough me. Tamplin has really let the side down here.

 

[GTFCfish]

#Krustytheclown?

Haha yeah, I would tweet Tamplin to tell him how wonderful his car looks but unfortunately he blocked me after I told him how wonderful his lion changing rooms looked.

 

[The Terminator]

Not hugely tinpot but... given how Orient fans keep going on about how tinpot everyone else in this league is with printing tickets - bit embarrassing they managed to print ours for September 2016...

Our ticket office deserve their own place in this thread along with our own online ticketing system

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Not ostentatious or vulgar enough me. Tamplin has really let the side down here.

I so hope he's had some nice chirpy dump valves fitted! Oh and air horns that play the team song

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[Master D]

Tinpot but his voice is ok.

Meanwhile, the latest score....Mansfield 4 Grimsby 0.

 

[Railway Blue]

Chatted to some Ebbsfleet fans before the game today and asked them about their sugar daddy. They categorically denied they had one.

 

[GTFCfish]

Tinpot but his voice is ok.

Meanwhile, the latest score....Mansfield 4 Grimsby 0.

Yep it looks like we are missing non league and fancy a trip back.

Incidentally our consolation goal also deserves a place in this thread, 4-0 down with 5 mins left and Rose and Jones arguing over who takes the pen, fucking pathetic.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Yep it looks like we are missing non league and fancy a trip back....

Race you!

 

[SomeMightShay]

Yep it looks like we are missing non league and fancy a trip back.

Incidentally our consolation goal also deserves a place in this thread, 4-0 down with 5 mins left and Rose and Jones arguing over who takes the pen, fucking pathetic.

And bringing FGR with you it would seem

 

[genesimmons]

Not bad at all decent singer

 

[Darlo On Tour]

I'm sure nobody needs telling who's car this might be.....
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I wonder if it turns into a "Transformer!

 

[GTFCfish]

Not bad at all decent singer

His singing voice isn't the tinpot part, the words are.

 

[Farleigh]

Our ticket office deserve their own place in this thread along with our own online ticketing system

Apparently how much you pay depends on who sells you the ticket. Although nobody complained too much given the recent history.