Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Monkey Tennis]

Has Tamplin sacked himself this weekend?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

MLS

 

[genesimmons]

Spennymoor v bromley posponed a hour before kick off. Feel sorry for bromley and there fans

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Glenn Tamplin's replacement at Billericay already struggling.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Sanchez Watt was booked for kicking the ball away last night. Asked 3 time for his name, replied 3 times ‘What’. Ref booked him for dissent & sent him off. Called the captain over who explained his name was actually Watt, then reversed the decision. Unbelievable!

 

[Raymondo316]

 

[Meadow]

Mountain out of a molehill apparently. Someone posted a stupid tweet and the club took the comment seriously.

 

[Master D]

 

[genesimmons]

Is it the scoreline you are laughing at or the stadium

 

[Seventyseven]

Is it the scoreline you are laughing at or the stadium

I think he was laughing at the fact that your goal is not actually square to the pitch and, not only that, how do the players feel about playing across a running track? And, where do they take the penalty kick from.... I cannot see a spot!

 

[Luke Imp]

Sywell Football Club‏ @SywellFC Mar 10
IMPORTANT: The club is appealing for witnesses after the referee's car was stolen following today's home loss. Despite frustrations, the club condemns this act of theft and we urge whoever stole the silver Peugeout 307 to return it immediately.

 

[The_Boss]

I think he was laughing at the fact that your goal is not actually square to the pitch and, not only that, how do the players feel about playing across a running track? And, where do they take the penalty kick from.... I cannot see a spot!

And who in their right mind would sit on the very front row, behind barriers, with the pitch 40 yards away. #WorstViewEver

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Sywell Football Club‏ @SywellFC Mar 10
IMPORTANT: The club is appealing for witnesses after the referee's car was stolen following today's home loss. Despite frustrations, the club condemns this act of theft and we urge whoever stole the silver Peugeout 307 to return it immediately.

Obvious spoof account. Sorry.

 

[epic73]

Same (spoof) account as above but still funny:

 

[genesimmons]

Obvious spoof account. Sorry.

Probably from same makers as wankford rovers

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[Farleigh]

Leyton Orient blaming the pitch for their defeat to Torquay last night.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43400326

Don't like plastic, don't like their own mud. Nothing to do with how they played then.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Leyton Orient blaming the pitch for their defeat to Torquay last night.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43400326

Don't like plastic, don't like their own mud. Nothing to do with how they played then.

JED still blaming everyone/thing except himself

 

[E10rifle]

Leyton Orient blaming the pitch for their defeat to Torquay last night.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43400326

Don't like plastic, don't like their own mud. Nothing to do with how they played then.

Edinburgh blaming it. He doesn’t exactly speak for everyone else. Not like Torquay were playing on a different surface (well, they weren’t really playing at all, but that’s another matter). What he really means is that a poor surface doesn’t suit the injury-ravaged, pissweak bunch of bottle jobs he manages.

Still, as with everything, it’s all Becchetti’s fault as he banned any groundwork on the pitch before the season, hence it ending up in this state. Whole thing is going to be relaid over the summer.

 

[PuB]

JED has had his little book of excuses out again I see, it's only a matter of time before you're looking likely to be relegated and he tells you, 'you're only Orient, what do you expect?'

Arrogant arse wipe.

 

[Raymondo316]

https://charlesjonessports.com/2018/03/17/fc-halifax-town-in-potential-betting-cover-up-attempt/

 

[Farleigh]

At least Tranmere managed to steal something worthwhile (three points) when they came to the Gallagher.

http://maidstoneunitedfc.proboards.com/thread/7702/theft-stones-sign-maidstone-east

All Sutton got was a crappy sign from the nearby railway station.

 

[Raymondo316]

If you're stupid enough to boast about nicking something on social media you really deserve to get in trouble......what bloody idiots

 

[JaredSUFC]

Some of our youth are bloody stupid. Sorry about that, hopefully the sign will be returned soon. I'm more embarrassed by the fact they posted it all on social media using their real names. Cretinous

 

[Monkey Tennis]

https://charlesjonessports.com/2018/03/17/fc-halifax-town-in-potential-betting-cover-up-attempt/

Wow, a student journalist showing he hasn't been taught about libel laws yet. I imagine his blog post will be removed when he gets to college on Monday and his tutors have a word.

 

[Pablosammy]

Wow, a student journalist showing he hasn't been taught about libel laws yet. I imagine his blog post will be removed when he gets to college on Monday and his tutors have a word.

About the possibility of libel, or the appalling writing?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

About the possibility of libel, or the appalling writing?

Ha, it looks like he's probably just a kid that's started college and set up a blog because he thinks people care.
I just read his Guiseley "exclusive", which is one line from a phone call to Billy Heath saying "I've not been contacted". Great work.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Ha, it looks like he's probably just a kid that's started college and set up a blog because he thinks people care.
I just read his Guiseley "exclusive", which is one line from a phone call to Billy Heath saying "I've not been contacted". Great work.

I hope he never gets a call from us, we've just had the epitome of Heath tactics in Paul Cox and I've absolutely no desire to witness that ever again.

 

[DarkSithLord]

1. 
   
   Match Postponements: Monday 26th March fixture away to Curzon Ashton has been postponed due to International call ups. Fixture will now take place on Minday 16th April with a 7.45pm KO. More details to follow
2. Nuneaton Town‏Verified account @Official_NTFC 3h3 hours ago
   Match Postponements: Saturday’s fixture at home to York City has been postponed due to International call ups. Fixture will now take place on Tuesday 10th April with a 7.45pm KO. More details to follow.
   
   Nuneaton`s next two games postponed due to International Call ups in the Conference North. Joke.The fixture pile up is bad enough without adding to it.

 

[The_Boss]

Welcome to our level.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557

 

[UTS]

Possibly mildly tinpot...

We (Bury) recently let our fans choose next seasons home kit. As always with democracy some were left unhappy with the final decision. The main argument being the kit chosen ‘looks too much like a Bolton kit’.

So the club have been forced to have hold a re-vote.... only for the same design to win again!