Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[rudebwoyben]

Stuart Attwell’s legacy lives on...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45305474

https://twitter.com/x/status/1036025973798588417

 

[Raymondo316]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1034519409556156418

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Tamplin genuinely could be the Essex Becchetti, just more tinpot.

 

[Bleeper]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1036321803700973568

Seems like Tamplin is going to leave Billericay.

 

[Master D]

Na, he'll whack some R Kelly on when he gets home and be ready to go again tomorrow.

 

[BarraMatt]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1035926819445387269

Spent the whole of yesterday's game gurning on the sidelines apparently.

 

[Master D]

Someone grassed him up and reported him for being on the packet

 

[Bleeper]

Someone grassed him up and reported him for being on the packet

Any single person who watched his post match interview could be the grass, off his tits from start to finish.

 

[PuB]

Not surprised, he was gurning away like a proper coke head. Which is a worry given that he normally seems mentally unwell generally.

Hope he gets some help really.

 

[Raymondo316]

Can't believe their official twitter actually posted this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1036343130482790400

 

[Master D]

There was no need to grass him up Sparrow

 

[Chief Rocka]

Can't believe their official twitter actually posted this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1036343130482790400

I mean, if my millionaire boss asked me to post something

 

[Jemfy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1036339663169118209

 

[Harrier94]

How long before a statement is put out saying something along the lines of "I've spoken to the players and had hundreds of messages from fans asking me to stay so I've changed my mind and will keep fighting to get Billericay promoted."

 

[Soup Ladle]

Tramplin is clearly fucked out of his tree on that post match video, how come they didn't do a roadside test on him?

 

[That Fat Centre Half]

If that audio is indeed his interaction with a police officer it reflects incredibly poorly on said officer. Literally couldnt be bothered to deal with it from the sound of it.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Who’s he got to play copper in that audio then?

 

[That Fat Centre Half]

Who’s he got to play copper in that audio then?

My thoughts exaclty, cant believe an actual Police officer would be so blasé about it.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Yeah if it was real they'd definitely have tested him

 

[Master D]

Should have been arrested on the spot.

For wearing those sunnies.

 

[doveranddover]

https://www.billericaytownfc.co.uk/club-statement/

Sep 2, 2018

CLUB STATEMENT FROM GLENN TAMPLIN.

“It is with deep regret that I have no choice but to cut my ties with Billericay Town Football Club. The club is now up for sale with immediate effect.

I can take the personal abuse but now it has started to affect my health and my family. For me it has now crossed the line.

When I initially bought the club, my intentions were always to leave a lasting legacy for the people of Billericay to have a great community club to be proud of, and I hope that when the people of Billericay look back they can see that I have achieved some of the intentions I set out to achieve with the club.

For me the final nail in the coffin was yesterday at the Woking game where I was informed at the ground, after the match, that the police wanted to talk to me regarding a complaint from a fan that that I had been using cocaine. After speaking to the police they were satisfied that the complaint was unfounded, although angry and upset I felt that was the end of the matter.

However, 20 minutes after I had left I was pulled over by the police. Bizarrely I was once again questioned regarding the complaint. This lead to my two young children who were with me becoming absolutely terrified and in floods of tears in the back of my car. Again, after assisting the police in every way possible I was again allowed to continue my journey home.

This I hope goes some way to clarify the social media backlash I received from people, including Billericay fans, after my national league post-match interview with comments regarding me being ‘off my face’ etc

My last actions will be to find suitable investors that will be able to run the Billericay Town and also to try my hardest to reinstate Harry Wheeler as manager of this great club.

Thank you to all the fans that have stuck by me through thick and thin I will look back at the treble winning season with fond memories of a momentous time in the clubs history.”

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

His asking price is £500k. Who the fuck in their right mind would pay £500k for Billericay Town. Jump on the train going east and in less than half an hour you end up at Roots Hall, jump on a train going west and in less than half an hour you end up at the London Stadium. Maybe for somewhere like Chelmsford I could understand as it has a large population and could theoretically sustain a league side, Billericay doesn't even have 30,000 residents.

 

[DontBringBertie]

His asking price is £500k. Who the fuck in their right mind would pay £500k for Billericay Town. Jump on the train going east and in less than half an hour you end up at Roots Hall, jump on a train going west and in less than half an hour you end up at the London Stadium. Maybe for somewhere like Chelmsford I could understand as it has a large population and could theoretically sustain a league side, Billericay doesn't even have 30,000 residents.

That will be his excuse for not selling.

What was the point of going to all that effort to mark his car, get a drug testing kit then not bother to use it? I've seen a journalist post a statement from Surrey Police, so it appears genuine.

Reminds me of the cricketer David Warner when he got caught cheating - unnecessarily bring up his wife/kids in an attempt to make everyone feel sorry for him.

 

[Raymondo316]

So after throwing his toys out the pram saying he wouldn't put a penny more of his money into the club. He's now saying he's gonna continue funding the 30k a week it costs to keep Billericay running till a deal can be made.

Hes mad if he thinks someone will pay 500k for a club who doesn't own their ground (apparently only has a year left on the lease) & a running cost of 30k a week.

 

[Vanni]

Everybody saw this coming - Tamplin saying he's had enough but then asking a lot for the club. There's no way anybody will stump up half a million for a club like Billy (see Raymondo's post for the most obvious reason why nobody will) and so Tamplin will 'soldier' on with the running of the club.

 

[Soup Ladle]

How many times has 'this forum's servers' made it into the tinpot thread?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Everybody saw this coming - Tamplin saying he's had enough but then asking a lot for the club. There's no way anybody will stump up half a million for a club like Billy (see Raymondo's post for the most obvious reason why nobody will) and so Tamplin will 'soldier' on with the running of the club.

He's just a narcissistic fruitcake. Makes for good entertainment though.

Billericay lose approx. £1,500,000 a year. Fuck me. To be fair he has to cover the losses if he wants to sell the club, otherwise it's a date with the court.

 

[Farleigh]

New stand and museum at Deal Town.

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/stand-up-if-youre-on-the-bus-189236/

 

[rudebwoyben]

New stand and museum at Deal Town.

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/deal/news/stand-up-if-youre-on-the-bus-189236/

That's surely going to be a mecca for groundhoppers.

 

[rudebwoyben]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...lfriend-during-checkatrade-trophy-match-video

Grounds for instant separation surely?