Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[DontBringBertie]

Cowley making one of his backrook staff take a photo of him pretending to clean Forest Green dressing room

#StayHumble #HonestlyOfTheGwoop

https://twitter.com/x/status/1101903581517701122

 

[Master D]

He's chucked those orange peels on the floor himself moments before.

 

[chief]

He's chucked those orange peels on the floor himself moments before.

Innit. Who the fuck eats an orange and just throws the peel on the floor?

 

[Chief Rocka]

Pair of Boro fans at Wigan yesterday, probably brother and sister.

 

[doveranddover]

Footballwebpages has its uses but is so tinpot. i see this half time score

Motherwell 4 - 5 Hamilton Academical

https://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/...iership/motherwell/hamilton-academical/107684

then look on Hamilton's twitter to find

https://twitter.com/x/status/1104408213938753537

 

[doveranddover]

Insults are a bit different in the Scottish leagues

https://twitter.com/x/status/1104424225404788736

 

[Farleigh]

Serious grudges between Maidstone and Havant directors. In revenge for our owners being refused entry to their executive area without a tie, theirs were refused admission to ours on Saturday if they were wearing one. So a Havant official put his tie around his forehead. We're both so non league.

 

[Farleigh]

It gets worse. One of Havant's media team was allegedly offered a seat that was a little damp from previous rain. Someone on a 'banter'(!) page said they had never been treated so badly. I fear this one will run and run.

 

[doveranddover]

Boreham Wood playing in an old Dover kit tonight

 

[doveranddover]

Thought i'd get this in 1st. Sorry.

http://www.doverathletic.com/news/daggers-game-rearranged/

The date of our National League game at Dagenham & Redbridge has been changed due to international call-ups for three of our players.

Ricky Modeste, Kadell Daniel and Anthony Jeffrey will all be away, so the clash at The Chigwell Construction Stadium has been moved to Tuesday, March 26th at 7.45pm from the original scheduled date of the fixture, Saturday, March 23rd at 3pm.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47576088

Even the BBC are taking the piss out of this one by giving it much needed publicity...

 

[Raymondo316]

 

[E10rifle]

Suffice to say, the Telford fans were snapping them up.

 

[Raymondo316]

Punch up between Maidstone and Gills fans before tonight's County Cup game

 

[PuB]

We're worse than Whitstable and herne bay

 

[GTFCfish]

Scotland’s fans really need to get a fucking life.

 

[Fishpimps <{{{><]

Scotland’s fans really need to get a fucking life.
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.....and a team!

 

[GFCSludge]

We're worse than Whitstable and herne bay

Careful, we don't want to attract the attention of the Herne Bay nutters...

 

[Lew]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1110647292980350976

 

[Raymondo316]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1110451378927923202

 

[Monkey Tennis]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1110451378927923202

Who is watching this unaware of what a goalkeeper is???

 

[Raymondo316]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1110647292980350976

Almost as bad as this one

https://twitter.com/x/status/1099367447084314624

 

[Luke Imp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1110647292980350976

Does the linesman think there's a flick on? He must do because it's pretty close in that case.

There's no way he's flagged for the initial FK.

 

[DontBringBertie]

A club’s official twitter account whinging about a refereeing decision after a game is defitniely more tinpot than the decision itself.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[#Beebot]

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San Marino are the worst European team by a country mile. I genuinely think they struggle at step 3 if you chuck them into English non-league. Even Andorra and Gibraltar are a cut above them.

 

[#Beebot]

I'm sure Mandela had Havant and Waterlooville in mind when he said this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1110948672685162496

 

[rudebwoyben]

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As Beebot said, I doubt that any of SAN Marino’s players are NL standard, let alone League 2 standard. Mind you, the SM keeper had a very good game against Scotland so McKeown might not be an automatic pick if he does get to be a San Marinese!

 

[GTFCfish]

As Beebot said, I doubt that any of SAN Marino’s players are NL standard, let alone League 2 standard. Mind you, the SM keeper had a very good game against Scotland so McKeown might not be an automatic pick if he does get to be a San Marinese!

If McKeown does qualify and gets picked then this game should hold him in good stead, we won this game 2-1 with only 10 men for nearly all the second half thanks to McKeown becoming Superman for the day.
Most of the saves were not just average ones too there were some incredible ones especially in the last 15 mins where they threw the kitchen sink at us.