Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[EnglishRed]

I thought Thanet was a place in Middle Earth, and what/who are 01634s?

 

[Seventyseven]

I thought Thanet was a place in Middle Earth, and what/who are 01634s?

Thanet is nowhere near middle earth... it's the arse end of Kent.

And, oh the 01634s.... Medway... say no more.

 

[Son of Cod]

Not necessarily tinpot but awful all the same:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1403606744220278785

Jesus, that's horrific.

 

[Chief Rocka]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1406598073795723270

 

[doveranddover]

We hosted some Sunday League Cup final, and it ended up proper kicking off

https://twitter.com/x/status/1406707086415863810

should be on the local news today

 

[Raymondo316]

should be on the local news today

Apparently some Kent FA officials in attendance even ended up injured in all the chaos.

 

[chipmunx]

Apparently some Kent FA officials in attendance even ended up injured in all the chaos.

they shouldn't have started it then

 

[Stoney Ground]

Apparently some Kent FA officials in attendance even ended up injured in all the chaos.

Was the Kent FA hosting the game, might have to fine themselves.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Jesus, that's horrific.

This is possibly the worst thing I’ve ever seen on Twitter.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

I'm surprised that Cook was able to act. I'm not saying he's stupid, but he was once on co-commentary for Radio Cumbria and when asked if he enjoyed the match, he nodded...

 

[jacobncfc]

Grimsby tagging their new signing into their announcement tweet even though his account is suspended for ‘violating the rules’.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407352673888833553

Hahaha they’ve deleted the tweet and changed it now, tagged the wrong person. Thought we had a scandal on our hands.

As a random aside, have Montel Gibson’s Twitter likes ever come up as a thing?

 

[Son of Cod]

Grimsby tagging their new signing into their announcement tweet even though his account is suspended for ‘violating the rules’.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407352673888833553

Hahaha they’ve deleted the tweet and changed it now, tagged the wrong person. Thought we had a scandal on our hands.

As a random aside, have Montel Gibson’s Twitter likes ever come up as a thing?

Well we got a few weeks in before making an appearance in here.

I've not noticed Gibson's likes, what's up with them?

 

[jacobncfc]

Well we got a few weeks in before making an appearance in here.

I've not noticed Gibson's likes, what's up with them?

I must’ve followed him when he was a vaguely promising player at Notts who’d just got a pro deal, then a couple of years later what was pretty much just porn started popping up on my timeline every few days. It was always Montel.

I imagine he stopped once he got back into proper football, was always expecting it to pop up as a local news story.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Gibson is a massive idiot and not very good so I hope he leaves very soon.

 

[Son of Cod]

I must’ve followed him when he was a vaguely promising player at Notts who’d just got a pro deal, then a couple of years later what was pretty much just porn started popping up on my timeline every few days. It was always Montel.

I imagine he stopped once he got back into proper football, was always expecting it to pop up as a local news story.

Should have been screenshotting those in case he ever got decent!

 

[Gladders]

I must’ve followed him when he was a vaguely promising player at Notts who’d just got a pro deal, then a couple of years later what was pretty much just porn started popping up on my timeline every few days. It was always Montel.

I imagine he stopped once he got back into proper football, was always expecting it to pop up as a local news story.

I started following him when he signed and then stopped after about a week due the amount of retweets he did, most of them something to do with god and faith!

Mind you I think I stopped following all our players half way through last season because I was sick of the usual, "we will do it for the fans next time and win" after every loss and shit display.

 

[GTFCfish]

Mind you I think I stopped following all our players half way through last season because I was sick of the usual, "we will do it for the fans next time and win" after every loss and shit display.

#wegoagain

 

[chief]

SCENES

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407421984607195141

 

[Son of Cod]

SCENES

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407421984607195141

Hahaha, that's much more my style than all this throw your pint in the air nonsense.

 

[Son of Cod]

Definitely not tinpot but there isn't a Most Brilliant Thing I Ever Saw thread so in here it goes...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407442718155055108

 

[Gladders]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407658577133703171

Hope someone grasses them up and how did they steal the whole road?

 

[PuB]

Hope the thieves feel the full force of the law(n).

 

[Son of Cod]

Hope someone grasses them up

 

[GTFCfish]

After grasses and law(n) I’m quite ashamed to say I can’t think of any other puns, and making shit puns is my forte too so I’m really disappointed with myself to be honest.

 

[GTFCfish]

Hahaha, that's much more my style than all this throw your pint in the air nonsense.

That reminds me of when England beat Germany 5-1, we watched it in the Old Musician down Brighowgate and of course it was absolutely rammed and it had taken me a good 15 minutes to finally fight my way to the bar to get a pint, then about 5 seconds after I got it Gerrard smacked one in the bottom corner and everyone went crackers and my pint went fucking flying.

 

[Master D]

After grasses and law(n) I’m quite ashamed to say I can’t think of any other puns, and making shit puns is my forte too so I’m really disappointed with myself to be honest.

Aye, there’s also a Sutton gag to be made somewhere but can’t quite put my finger on it. Something about them looking to nick a real pitch etc etc.

 

[chipmunx]

Aye, there’s also a Sutton gag to be made somewhere but can’t quite put my finger on it. Something about them looking to nick a real pitch etc etc.

there's definitely a FGR stadium gag there too.....

 

[#Beebot]

Even the National League would be embarrassed to do this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1407936194269302785

 

[Soup Ladle]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1408329155649888258

 

[EnglishRed]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1408329155649888258