Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[appletablepenny]

Walter White with a hint of Mickey Dolenz?

 

[GTFCfish]

Spot the problem...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36539411

If that is a prelude to the next episode of Game of Thrones then they can fuck right off.

 

[Idsall Buck]

North Ferriby's ground is fit for Conference Premier football! What a joke!

 

[Monkey Tennis]

North Ferriby's ground is fit for Conference Premier football! What a joke!

No it isn't

 

[Pliny Harris]

God bless the Non-League Paper editorial:

"In a week when the British public decided, for better or worse, to leave the European Union, the Southern League and their member clubs are also coming to terms with their own seismic decision.
"[...] And just as the UK decided to say goodbye to Brussels, the Southern League clubs decided this was their moment to start afresh."

 

[Jemfy]

God bless the Non-League Paper editorial:

"In a week when the British public decided, for better or worse, to leave the European Union, the Southern League and their member clubs are also coming to terms with their own seismic decision.
"[...] And just as the UK decided to say goodbye to Brussels, the Southern League clubs decided this was their moment to start afresh."

What is this about? I don't bother with the NLP, but have a passing interest in the Southern League - especially as we may be back there in one of their divisions sooner or later.

 

[Pliny Harris]

What is this about? I don't bother with the NLP, but have a passing interest in the Southern League - especially as we may be back there in one of their divisions sooner or later.

New chairman. Hitchin based I recall. Didn't retain much knowledge on it as it's not quite my field of interest!

I guess the point I'm trying to make is that there wasn't quite as much to it as say, us leaving the EU. A major complaint was Evo-Stik paying them a few times less in sponsorship than the North, constantly having to go through new sponsors, and raising the game and attendances for the South. Fair play to all that. But standard stuff that you would want to sort out.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

ORIENT HAVE FINALLY MADE THIS THREAD....!

Tweet has since been deleted, but our new sponsors put this gem out....

 

[UTS]

ORIENT HAVE FINALLY MADE THIS THREAD....!

Tweet has since been deleted, but our new sponsors put this gem out....

I reckon you teach them "if I had the wings of a sparrow".

 

[Sparrow]

"if I had the wings of a sparrow"

What are you saying about me?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

We've had to wait till next week to announce the signing of Marvin Sordell due to issues with the club website.


https://twitter.com/Coventry_City/status/748906611125649408


https://twitter.com/Coventry_City/status/748911462039613440

 

[Monkey Tennis]

We've had to wait till next week to announce the signing of Marvin Sordell due to issues with the club website.


https://twitter.com/Coventry_City/status/748906611125649408


https://twitter.com/Coventry_City/status/748911462039613440

It doesn't even make sense! Just stick it on Facebook or tweet the name - like it is only official if there's an article on the website about it???

 

[GTFCfish]

Zaza's penalty last night surely deserves a mention in this section:

 

[epic73]

He was brought on to take it as well, I think that was his only touch of the ball.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Zaza's penalty last night surely deserves a mention in this section:

Pelle`s also! Telling the keeper what he is going to do before blazing it wide!

 

[epic73]

So many players just walking up and passing the ball to the corner flag, what were they thinking?

 

[Steve_Wafc]

Zaza's penalty last night surely deserves a mention in this section:

Zsa Zsa Gabor would have done a much better job..

 

[Richard Cranium]

For fuck sake.

 

[Raymondo316]

Gillingham finally made this thread

LEARN OUR SONGS
Contribute to the matchday atmosphere during your visit to the MEMS Priestfield Stadium

There’s no better way of showing your support for the Gills than by joining our other supporters in singing the club’s songs.

Some are in tribute to the players, while the others are aimed at encouraging the players on.

Every voice helps – so why not take advantage of our lyrics below (sound clips will follow shortly!) and practice these at home before you visit us on a matchday!

And remember….Come on you Gills!

http://www.gillinghamfootballclub.com/news/article/learn-our-songs-3142717.aspx

 

[DarkSithLord]

CMFL Fixtures ‏@CMFLFixtures 2h2 hours ago
@HucknallTownFc v @eastwoodcfc moved back week to Wed 19 October. Eastwood players on stag weekend - they're starting early on a Wednesday!

 

[Harrier94]

CMFL Fixtures ‏@CMFLFixtures 2h2 hours ago
@HucknallTownFc v @eastwoodcfc moved back week to Wed 19 October. Eastwood players on stag weekend - they're starting early on a Wednesday!

How do you plan a stag do for mid-season

 

[DarkSithLord]

We have made a gigantic claim to be kings of this thread!

We have been announced as a new entrant to the FA Youth Cup....

This before the club has made any announcements relating to the matter.

We dont even have an official youth team. Clearly thats changed.

 

[JJ1532]

Matlock Town were supposed to play a friendly against Shirebrook Town tomorrow, but it had to be cancelled because both the Shirebrook managers are on holiday.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Matlock Town were supposed to play a friendly against Shirebrook Town tomorrow, but it had to be cancelled because both the Shirebrook managers are on holiday.

Oh thats the reason is it? I keep seeing them post on twitter looking for a replacement but nobody has come forward as yet

 

[JJ1532]

Matlock's manager wasn't impressed.

craighopkins ‏@craighopkins3 Jul 6
Cancelling a pre season friendly 3 days before because both managers are on holiday, I'm going to be kind and say very unprofessional.

 

[mnb089mnb]

I love it when people in non-league call things "unprofessional".

Erm...

 

[Jemfy]

CMFL Fixtures ‏@CMFLFixtures 2h2 hours ago
@HucknallTownFc v @eastwoodcfc moved back week to Wed 19 October. Eastwood players on stag weekend - they're starting early on a Wednesday!

At step 5 and below it's actually pretty common, I'd guess something like 1/3 of clubs will have a depleted squad for a game or two because of player weddings/stag dos during the season.

 

[GFCSludge]

Gillingham finally made this thread

LEARN OUR SONGS
Contribute to the matchday atmosphere during your visit to the MEMS Priestfield Stadium

There’s no better way of showing your support for the Gills than by joining our other supporters in singing the club’s songs.

Some are in tribute to the players, while the others are aimed at encouraging the players on.

Every voice helps – so why not take advantage of our lyrics below (sound clips will follow shortly!) and practice these at home before you visit us on a matchday!

And remember….Come on you Gills!

http://www.gillinghamfootballclub.com/news/article/learn-our-songs-3142717.aspx

That is horrible. Horrible.

 

[mnb089mnb]

At step 5 and below it's actually pretty common, I'd guess something like 1/3 of clubs will have a depleted squad for a game or two because of player weddings/stag dos during the season.

My side Bracknell Town have historically struggled on FA Cup Preliminary Round day as it clashes with the Reading Festival and Creamfields.

 

[Pliny Harris]

My side Bracknell Town have historically struggled on FA Cup Preliminary Round day as it clashes with the Reading Festival and Creamfields.

I wish Halifax Town would struggle to raise a side on a Rushbearing weekend for once so I could do two days on it while they took some time to give back to our community.