Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Murphy]

What's he trying to do?

Trying to get a club. But asking the good people of Twitter who is in the Conference and who the top 7 are likely to be doesn't really fill me with confidence that he wants to actually be at that level

 

[Luke Imp]

Hearts new kit, which will make them look like a pack of fruit salad sweets.

 

[Murphy]

If we're doing kits, Wycombe's goalkeeping ice lolly arrangement is up there for me, Clive.

 

[Luke Imp]

Can't really comment on GK kits, as ours is fully baby pink.

 

[Steve_Wafc]

If we're doing kits, Wycombe's goalkeeping ice lolly arrangement is up there for me, Clive.

Classy. I can see the conversation now.

"Have you started the goalkeeping kit yet?"
"Yes, I have just started actually"
"Great. I think the green will really stand out!"
"G..Green?"
"Yes green, that's what we settled on in the end.."
"OH FOR FFFF..! Fine."

 

[EnglishRed]

Wasn't that table of "facts" completely made up? It's going to end up like the "fact" that the average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep. Completely false and traceable to it's original source (in this case twitter user @WeahsCousin), but people will repeat it as gospel anyway.

I think it was on Sky Sports. So yes.

 

[FrankTheTank]

Hearts new kit, which will make them look like a pack of fruit salad sweets.

I know it's not squares, but all I see is battenburg cake.

 

[Andy Harrier]

Revolutionary stuff from Shrewsbury.

 

[Raymondo316]

Speaking of bad shirts this will take some beating..

 

[Pablosammy]

Revolutionary stuff from Shrewsbury.
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Groundbreaking stuff!

 

[EnglishRed]

http://mobile.southendunited.co.uk//news/article/2016-17/braintree-town-postponed-3186307.aspx

Braintree starting with the postponements early this season.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

http://mobile.southendunited.co.uk//news/article/2016-17/braintree-town-postponed-3186307.aspx

Braintree starting with the postponements early this season.

Let's hope the new drainage is effective and a little pain now will prevent another winter fiasco

 

[GTFCfish]

Our team to play Alfreton today:

Including our goalkeeping coach in goal and assistant manager at left back!

 

[GTFCfish]

And to add to the tinpottedness:

Edit: Funniest thing about it is that we won 1 - 0!

 

[Steve_Wafc]

And to add to the tinpottedness:

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Edit: Funniest thing about it is that we won 1 - 0!

I didn't know he was a player-manager. I guess he doesn't play much though, might even have been his first time today.

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Hurst out -- wide left.

 

[Sparrow]

Grimsby taking the piss out of Alfreton and still won. Says it all.

 

[Chris FGR]

So Grimsby having been RAIDED by Hartlepool for all their good players, are now having to play Hurst and his coaching staff. #operationscrape22ndinleague2 starts today,

That being said reckon Coops should register as a player and name himself as a sub every week, in case we're chasing a game late on and we need one of his trademark free kick specials.

 

[GTFCfish]

So Grimsby having been RAIDED by Hartlepool for all their good players, are now having to play Hurst and his coaching staff. #operationscrape22ndinleague2 starts today,

That being said reckon Coops should register as a player and name himself as a sub every week, in case we're chasing a game late on and we need one of his trademark free kick specials.

You do realise don't you that now we have been promoted nobody will bite at your 'witty putdowns', as none of us give a shit what you think anymore!

 

[Chris FGR]

You do realise don't you that now we have been promoted nobody will bite at your 'witty putdowns', as none of us give a shit what you think anymore!

I better start posting on the L2 forum then, I've got so much more shanter to give it would be a shame to stop now, especially as we'll be swapping divisions in 9 months.

Seems a long time now but don't worry it will come round quicker then you think. Bit like Christmas. You'll be back to have another crack at your favourite trophy before you can say "when's the FA Trophy draw?"

 

[GTFCfish]

I better start posting on the L2 forum then, I've got so much more shanter to give it would be a shame to stop now, especially as we'll be swapping divisions in 9 months.

Seems a long time now but don't worry it will come round quicker then you think. Bit like Christmas. You'll be back to have another crack at your favourite trophy before you can say "when's the FA Trophy draw?"

I refer you to my original response 2 posts up, nice try though.

 

[les.gtfc]

So Grimsby having been RAIDED by Hartlepool for all their good players, are now having to play Hurst and his coaching staff. #operationscrape22ndinleague2 starts today,

That being said reckon Coops should register as a player and name himself as a sub every week, in case we're chasing a game late on and we need one of his trademark free kick specials.

Nothing to do with the fact that we drew 0-0 with Hull's first team the evening before when most or our first-teamers who weren't involved on Saturday played.

 

[EnglishRed]

So Grimsby having been RAIDED by Hartlepool for all their good players, are now having to play Hurst and his coaching staff. #operationscrape22ndinleague2 starts today,

That being said reckon Coops should register as a player and name himself as a sub every week, in case we're chasing a game late on and we need one of his trademark free kick specials.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion Christopher

 

[FGRJC]

Jealousy is an ugly emotion Christopher

Wouldn't call it jealousy just a terrible attempt at banter that many don't understand! Maybe it's a west country thing!

 

[Sparrow]

nobody will bite

Congratulations on being the first.

 

[EnglishRed]

Wouldn't call it jealousy just a terrible attempt at banter that many don't understand! Maybe it's a west country thing!

Like clotted cream or wearing a smock.

 

[Chasing Rainbows]

That West Ham kit launch video doing the rounds on social media......

They win, close this thread now. What were they thinking!?

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Like clotted cream or wearing a smock.

Shin-kicking, Gloucestershire's other favourite sport.

 

[Harrier94]

That West Ham kit launch video doing the rounds on social media......

They win, close this thread now. What were they thinking!?

For anyone who is wondering how bad it is https://twitter.com/90min_Football/status/754628150093578240

 

[Raymondo316]

The whole thing in all its glory