Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[GTFCfish]

I went to the bar at half-time so missed this contribution from the Blundell Park flash mob.

I did wonder at the time why they were sat next to us in the end of the Osmond Stand and why they disappeared for the second half.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1992073211063955

Just be thankful you don't support Tranmere, those poor fuckers were subjected to Wagner singing on the pitch when they came here.

 

[Aber gas]

 

[GFCSludge]

Apparently there was an announcement over the tannoy at our game away at Rotherham on Saturday for the owner of a car registration "SCA 11Y" to come move their car. I wonder who that could have been...

 

[Silver Stone]

Apparently there was an announcement over the tannoy at our game away at Rotherham on Saturday for the owner of a car registration "SCA 11Y" to come move their car. I wonder who that could have been...

Wouldn’t be like him to be involved in some “waggish” behaviour now would it?

 

[genesimmons]

That's like an Aphex Twin video

So bad its funny. Them lasses dont look much kop

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[Luke Imp]

 

[GuiseleySteve]

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Thank god it's not Borehamwood!

 

[Laker]

https://mobile.twitter.com/78spirit/status/925063003380289536

I think this belongs here.

 

[EnglishRed]

https://mobile.twitter.com/78spirit/status/925063003380289536

I think this belongs here.

Brilliant.

Having Chester as your local rivals is like having Frank Spencer as your arch enemy.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Someone has created a twitter account in honour of our 'keeper Scott Loach, who is surely the world's best superhero bar none.

https://twitter.com/scottloachcoach

 

[Soup Ladle]

Brilliant.

Having Chester as your local rivals is like having Frank Spencer as your arch enemy.

If they aren't your main rivals then who are?

 

[EnglishRed]

If they aren't your main rivals then who are?

Chester?

Sorry I don't understand the question.

 

[Soup Ladle]

I'll re-phrase it to 'cccchhhesssteh'...better?

They definitely don't like you, I remember driving down a few years ago to a mate's birthday (he's from somewhere near Welshpool) and passed around Chester on the way to Wrexham. Someone, on the road sign, crossed out 'Wrexham' and replaced it with 'Rectum'. Top bantz, that.

 

[EnglishRed]

I'll re-phrase it to 'cccchhhesssteh'...better?

They definitely don't like you, I remember driving down a few years ago to a mate's birthday (he's from somewhere near Welshpool) and passed around Chester on the way to Wrexham. Someone, on the road sign, crossed out 'Wrexham' and replaced it with 'Rectum'. Top bantz, that.

I still dont really understand.

Chester are our rivals. Then Shrewsbury, and there is antipathy towards Tranmere, Crewe and Port Vale but but that point you are getting a bit far away. With Port Vale it's mostly because their fan base is 90% cocks.

 

[JoshBCFC]

If they aren't your main rivals then who are?

Err... he never said Chester weren't their main rivals, did he?

 

[Soup Ladle]

Err... he never said Chester weren't their main rivals, did he?

Been at work 11 hours, let's just put it down to that.

 

[Pablosammy]

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Took me ages to work out what was wrong here...

 

[GTFCfish]

Took me ages to work out what was wrong here...

Ha same here, 'fuck it they play in red n white stripes that'll do'.

 

[mowgli]

Am i right in thinking it was the shirt badge on the far left? If not i'm stumped

 

[Silver Stone]

Am i right in thinking it was the shirt badge on the far left? If not i'm stumped

That’s Cheltenham winning the Conference in 2016.

 

[The_Boss]

That’s Cheltenham winning the Conference in 2016.

No it can't be, Danny Wright's not kicking anyone in the face.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

No it can't be, Danny Wright's not kicking anyone in the face.

Or giving free back massages with his studs

 

[GTFCfish]

No it can't be, Danny Wright's not kicking anyone in the face.

And also Harry Pell is stood up as opposed to rolling on the ground every 10 minutes.

 

[Raymondo316]

"Altrincham Football Club is disappointed that Monday's scheduled Evo-Stik Premier Division game, at Shaw Lane, has been postponed, particularly at such late notice.

The BBC contacted the Evo-Stik League to advise that Shaw Lane is a potential venue for Monday night's televised outside broadcast, that will include the Emirates F.A. Cup, Second Round Draw and the Evo-Stik League subsequently contacted Altrincham to advise that Monday night's game would need to be rescheduled. In the Evo-Stik League, games are scheduled entirely by the league, therefore neither Altrincham nor Shaw Lane was in a position to be able to prevent the postponement. The club did contact the F.A. but were advised that, whilst there may be an outside broadcast from Shaw Lane, the draw was not taking place there and the decision to postpone the match was purely a matter for the league.

The Evo-Stik League did explore moving the game back 24 hours to Tuesday night, however if tomorrow's Emirates FA Cup First Round tie between Shaw Lane and Mansfield Town ends in a draw, the agreed replay date has been set for Tuesday November 7th. It was decided that it was not in the best interests of either Shaw Lane or Altrincham, to change the date now, with the possibility of a further change on Saturday.

Altrincham Football Club recognises and regrets that a number of supporters have made specific travel arrangements, that cannot now be changed, to travel to Monday's scheduled game. It will consult with its Supporters' Liaison Officers to explore the feasibility of being able to support recouping at least some of these losses".

 

[RobboPOSH]

Adam Jackson‏ @PoshDrummerAdam
A Tranmere player has just asked me where sports direct is in Peterborough. He forgot to pack his shin pads! Magic of the FA Cup! #FACUP

The player was James Norwood apparently.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

Adam Jackson‏ @PoshDrummerAdam
A Tranmere player has just asked me where sports direct is in Peterborough. He forgot to pack his shin pads! Magic of the FA Cup! #FACUP

The player was James Norwood apparently.

I bet he didn't need any boot polish though

 

[GTFCfish]

Anybody know what a shimmy shimmy fucking ko-ko bop is?

 

[The Jovial Forester]

Anybody know what a shimmy shimmy fucking ko-ko bop is? View attachment 7389

Won the Eurovision for Denmark in 1974 I think

 

[Trapdoor]

Getting a commemorative shirt to celebrate your first round defeat against Exeter city.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Getting a commemorative shirt to celebrate your first round defeat against Exeter city.

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In fairness, how often does a club like Heybridge get to the 1st round of the FA Cup?