Match Day Newcastle v Tottenham, Sunday 13th August 13:30

[G.B]

sake

 

[Bilo]

Jonjo!

Dickhead.

 

[Stevencc]

Shelvey is as thick as pig shit.

 

[Storzy]

My god, what a complete moron.

 

[Bilo]

Let's hope Dwight Gayle hasn't cheated with his off-season training because he's the one who has to run for two now.

 

[Renegade]

Shelvey is such a moron. Tops Fabregas for stupidest red card of the weekend.

Probably won't be beaten all season! Beckham-esque.

 

[Renegade]

Sissoko. I love that Newcastle fans are back in this league.

 

[Dave]

Get in there Dele

 

[HtfcWArrior]

Good goal think spurs will win this one now due to Newcastle being down to 10 men

 

[Stevencc]

Shelvey just kicked the telly over in the dressing room.

 

[Storzy]

Inevitable since Shelvey's red.

Still can't fathom why he felt the need to do it.

 

[HtfcWArrior]

Shelvey has now lost Newcastle the game

 

[JimJams]

Isn't the reason Liverpool got rid of him because he has always had a stupid moment like that in his game and he never looked like losing it?

 

[Benji]

I will be amazed if Newcastle score today. Barely caused a problem when it was 11 v 11, just looks impossible now.

 

[Bilo]

What a thundercunt of a football match.

 

[Storzy]

I will be amazed if Newcastle score today. Barely caused a problem when it was 11 v 11, just looks impossible now.

The same could have been said of Spurs. Which will make it all the more frustrating for Newcastle.

Shelvey won't learn, I think they're better off getting rid.

 

[HtfcWArrior]

Newcastle look quite good now

 

[Storzy]

You could literally have described his first involvement in the second half with this post as well.

I don't wanna jinx it but he's always shit in August.

He's missed two sitters now.....

 

[G.B]

robbed

 

[Super_horns]

Have we already seen the most daftest sending off this season!!

Shelvey really let his side down there.

 

[Dave]

We would've won anyway. Newcastle were rubbish throughout.

 

[SALTIRE]

Isn't the reason Liverpool got rid of him because he has always had a stupid moment like that in his game and he never looked like losing it?

That and his inconsistency. If he can get his act together he's a quality player, but he's always been a tinny short of a sixpack.