worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Newport v Wombles game (played them 6 times, W2, D3, L1) is Kevin Johnson, 38, from Somerset. Second season as a FL ref, still sounds enthusiastic in interviews, but we'll soon knock that out of him, they all turn out like Trevor Kettle after a bit. Funny looking baldie with a funny sounding accent - if Jean Luc Picard fucked Wurzel Gummidge and they had a little boy called Kevin then he'd look & sound like this chap.
Busy guy, works as a property developer, and helps with flood co-ordinating in Somerset, so spends many of his evenings doing dirty, wet pumping action with lots of big West Country men with massive hoses (just like his mum). Suffers from a recurring groin injury, goes off injured quite often (most recently in the Pompey v Accies game on 6th Dec), so is quite used to vigorously rubbing his groin in a field surrounded by 22 men (just like his mum).
Reffed Wombles twice; 3-0 home win v Tamworth in 2010 (1Y), with Keds scoring two (loved that team, win or lose, the core of Seb in goal, Brett & Yak in defence, both Moores in midfield, Main & Keds up front, beautiful) & the 1-1 draw with Sheridan's old team in April (1Y) when Azeez scored the equaliser. Reffed Newport 7 times (W3, D3, L1, 20Y & 6R), most recently the 2-2 home draw with Pools in April. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. Home win % is 50%. In 14 games this season he has given 47 Y & no R - low (big change from his Conference days when his card count was huge, with loads of reds).
Shots on target; Wombles 100 with 27 goals, Newport 78 with 24. Fouls; Wombles 261, second dirtiest to Stags; Newport 218, one of the cleanest.
AnagramWatch; Kevin Johnson = Knives On John.
Busy guy, works as a property developer, and helps with flood co-ordinating in Somerset, so spends many of his evenings doing dirty, wet pumping action with lots of big West Country men with massive hoses (just like his mum). Suffers from a recurring groin injury, goes off injured quite often (most recently in the Pompey v Accies game on 6th Dec), so is quite used to vigorously rubbing his groin in a field surrounded by 22 men (just like his mum).
Reffed Wombles twice; 3-0 home win v Tamworth in 2010 (1Y), with Keds scoring two (loved that team, win or lose, the core of Seb in goal, Brett & Yak in defence, both Moores in midfield, Main & Keds up front, beautiful) & the 1-1 draw with Sheridan's old team in April (1Y) when Azeez scored the equaliser. Reffed Newport 7 times (W3, D3, L1, 20Y & 6R), most recently the 2-2 home draw with Pools in April. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. Home win % is 50%. In 14 games this season he has given 47 Y & no R - low (big change from his Conference days when his card count was huge, with loads of reds).
Shots on target; Wombles 100 with 27 goals, Newport 78 with 24. Fouls; Wombles 261, second dirtiest to Stags; Newport 218, one of the cleanest.
AnagramWatch; Kevin Johnson = Knives On John.
