Non League Awards Night 2015 - Official Thread

[Cardsfan]

So Urban has walked away from the cliff and Crazy Imp has gone in the opposite direction - it's been a great season (for most of us) so welcome to Non League Awards 2015.

15 people have sent votes in, a great turnout so thank you. I will run through the 21 awards in a different order than the original thread (starting with the bad ones) so sit down, relax and enjoy!

 

[Cardsfan]

Worst Set of Fans

In 4th place with 1 vote each........




























Grimsby
Eastleigh
Woking
Southport

And in Joint 1st with 2 votes each.....










































Commiserations to..
Forest Green
Bristol Rovers
Halifax

 

[Urban]

 

[Bottega Don]

The host sucks

 

[Richard Cranium]

I wonder what day Cards will finish this?

 

[miagsygas]

On behalf of my fellow Gashead counterparts, i'd like to accept this award, a beautiful pot of tin that most of you could only dream about. Thank you to the Non League Awards for this prestigous honor, thank you to the voters back at home. Some will say that we haven't achieved anything as to get this award was easier being one of the few clubs to have actually have a set of fans, but a lot of hard work went into this and it couldn't have been done alone so thank you to my cast mates.

 

[Cardsfan]

Most Deluded Member


In Joint 3rd with one vote each....







































springerbfc
Clarkey_GTFC GTFC
Frealaf
Railway Blue
Urban


In 2nd place with two votes...........











































Eastleigh Fan


And in 1st place with a whopping 7 votes.....
































The 2nd award of the night is for someone who can't see what's going on, and regularly irritates people with his refusal to see the truth and acknowledge other people's opinions. The chances of him not winning this award were about as high as Halifax pulling in more than 1000 people for a league game.......
















Commiserations to B2TF !

 

[Cardsfan]

Least Knowledgable Poster

In Joint 3rd with one vote each....
















































Gassy
Railway Blue
Frealaf
Chris FGR

In 2nd place with two votes...........











































GTFC1979

And in 1st place with 5 votes.....
































The 3rd award of the night goes to someone who has no idea what they're talking about half the time and is a source of great irritation to other posters as a result - you guessed it - he's 2 for 2......
















Commiserations to B2TF !

 

[Luke Imp]

Harsh on Frealaf!

 

[Cardsfan]

I'm off to have dinner, return in half an hour for the remaining 17 awards......

 

[CrazyImp]

Bizarre, bizarre opening post.

Never mind, not so certain I expected any different.

 

[ShrewdBlue]

2 awards for Least knowledgable poster...if we double up on every award this will drag on even longer

 

[Master D]

Never scrolled so much in my life.

 

[Urban]

You've lost it to be fair CrazyImp. Me and Cardsfan are here to help you regain your grip on sanity if/when you want it.

3 awards and he's off for food! These'll be continued during next seasons awards if he keeps this up...

 

[TractorBoys]

I'm off to have dinner, return in half an hour for the remaining 17 awards......

Strap in lads, we could be here a while.

 

[Master D]

Dinner though? It's 9pm.

 

[Vanni]

come on man ffs. There's a doc about Afghan sunflowers and Bosnian butterflies on some satellite channel and don't want to miss it.

 

[Luke Imp]

That's why you've got Sky+, Vanni.

 

[Cardsfan]

Least Funny Poster

In Joint 3rd with one vote each....
















































Sparrow
Master D

In 2nd place with two votes...........











































B2TF

And in 1st place with 4 votes.....
































This person makes you cringe and annoys people when trying to make them laugh.....


















Commiserations to GTFC1979 !

 

[DarkSithLord]

Eh? How can GTFC1979 be second and first?

 

[Cardsfan]

Worst Poster

In Joint 3rd with one vote each....















































CrazyImp
Master D
GTFC1979
Sparrow
Frealaf
Chris FGR

In 2nd place with two votes...........











































Railway Blue

And in 1st place with 3 votes.....
































As frequent as a two-footed studs-up challenge at the Shay, please welcome to the stage for the 3rd time this evening....
















Commiserations for a third time to B2TF !

 

[Urban]

This is more of a shambles than Halifax's playoff push

 

[Cardsfan]

Never scrolled so much in my life.

Sorry if your neck is hurting.

It's what happens when you vote a Halifax fan for all the awards.

 

[Cardsfan]

Most Pessimistic Poster

In 2nd place with one vote...........











































GTFC1979

And in 1st place with a colossal 12 votes.....
































There's absolutely no way he can win this now, he's been posting poorly for months......
















Congratulations/Commiserations to Urban !

 

[Urban]

Do they have this award in the L2 forum? Not that I'd win it, just wondering.

 

[Aberstone]

Congratulations Urban, I don't tend to read many of the matchday threads but those I did, you were consistently pessimistic over Barnet's promotion chances.

 

[Cardsfan]

Most Optimistic Poster

In Joint 2nd with one vote each....
















































Sparrow
springerbfc
Cardsfan
DarkSithLord
les.gtfc

And in 1st place with 4 votes.....

















































Congratulations B2TF !

 

[ShrewdBlue]

Who is going to win the "most tediously drawn out thread" award?

 

[Harrier94]

Who is going to win the "most tediously drawn out thread" award?

The "Welcome Bristol Rovers" thread on the old forum?

 

[DarkSithLord]

The "Welcome Bristol Rovers" thread on the old forum?

Talkng of that who is gonna start the Welcome Tranmere thread?