People you'd like to hit with a shovel

[The Iron]

Man Utd fans

 

[Aber gas]

Man Utd fans

Are you a Liverpool or Scunthorpe fan? It confuses me.

 

[mowgli]

Nick Clegg for leaving us with a rabid Tory Party. He went for government posh cars over what would have been better for the electorate but he's a rich **** who has no idea how the rest of us have to struggle. Actually a spade is not enough it needs to be a bloody great axe.

 

[Ciderhead]

Kevin Bacon

I do not consider myself an angry man, but I reserve a pathological hatred for him and his sleazy, smug, plastic face; and the adverts that continue to unleash this creature upon our screens

 

[Aber gas]

Kevin Bacon

I do not consider myself an angry man, but I reserve a pathological hatred for him and his sleazy, smug, plastic face; and the adverts that continue to unleash this creature upon our screens

Footloose tho

 

[Leo]

Footloose tho

dressing up in Britney's gear though....not on man.

 

[Aber gas]

Good point Leo. Shovel it is.

 

[mowgli]

Good point Leo. Shovel it is.

What no axe?

 

[Leo]

What no axe?

ffs....

 

[SALTIRE]

Gtfo of here with Kevin Bacon, the guy is fantastic, and he was also in Planes and Trains and Tremors too lets not forget!

 

[Captain Scumbag]

Frankie Boyle

A Scotsman who wants to hit Frankie Boyle with a shovel? Some elaboration is required here, sir.

 

[SALTIRE]

A Scotsman who wants to hit Frankie Boyle with a shovel? Some elaboration is required here, sir.

I also quoted Ruth Davidson, Jim White, Kirsty Gallacher and Eck Fergie; several Scots men and women in there.

 

[Stevencc]

Forget Frankie Boyle, you want to hit the greatest Scotsman that ever lived (Sir Alex Ferguson) in the face with a shovel?

 

[PaulHaddock]

Kirsty Gallacher is a Liverpool fan too .

 

[claret50]

Michael Mcintyre would be my choice.

 

[SALTIRE]

Forget Frankie Boyle, you want to hit the greatest Scotsman that ever lived (Sir Alex Ferguson) in the face with a shovel?

Absofuckinglutely, and I'd take great pleasure in doing so. And he's not the greatest Scotsman that ever lived, thats between Rab Burns and James Clerk Maxwell.

Kirsty Gallacher is a Liverpool fan too .

I honestly didn't know that, I may have to leave her be in that case. Its the flexing and posing with her bare arms that annoy me, just because she works out a bit. She's also usually on with Jim fucking White which doesn't help. If she's a Kopite though for sure, then she's off the list!

 

[Leo]

A Scotsman who wants to hit Frankie Boyle with a shovel? Some elaboration is required here, sir.

I agree with Salty on that one. I'll elaborate....the guy is a class A c*nt!

 

[mowgli]

Michael Mcintyre would be my choice.

That's a good call mate.

 

[johnnytodd]

 

[Red]

Not exhaustive or in any particular order of desire to twat hard but.....

Katie Hopkins
Iain Duncan spliff
Kelvin Mackenzie
Donald Trump
Nigel Farage
Jayda Fransen
Marine Le Pen
Paul Golding
Jeremy Kyle
Theresa May
George Osborne
Sun readers

#rightwingcuntsthelotofthem

 

[Red]

Man Utd fans

I wouldn't hit a man when he was down.

 

[Stevencc]

Theresa May is down and you whacked her in the face with a shovel!

She is a woman though, so I suppose you are technically correct...

 

[Red]

Theresa May is down and you whacked her in the face with a shovel!

She is a woman though, so I suppose you are technically correct...

Not sure about her being a woman mate. She looks like a bloke in drag.

 

[Stevencc]

Not sure about her being a woman mate. She looks like a bloke in drag.

I reckon more of a demon in human form. Either way she's fair game for shovelin'.

 

[SALTIRE]

She annoys the hell out of me as well as she shares a name with one of my old fave glamour models and when searching for her I'd get hits for that tory bastard! It's not on!

 

[JJH]

Gareth Southgate.

 

[Aberstone]

Gtfo of here with Kevin Bacon, the guy is fantastic, and he was also in Planes and Trains and Tremors too lets not forget!

You can't count Planes, Trains and Automobiles - he has all of a 30 second cameo in the film.

In answer to the OP, anybody who dislikes Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

 

[eightiesrobin]

She annoys the hell out of me as well as she shares a name with one of my old fave glamour models and when searching for her I'd get hits for that tory bastard! It's not on!

I remember her! Wasn't she in that Prodigy video?

 

[SALTIRE]

I remember her! Wasn't she in that Prodigy video?

Aye she was, and the bit in Event Horizon where Sam Neill (iirc) tears up the porn book to make a point about wormholes.

She was one of a few glamour models (some are still going too!) who helped me through puberty before the internet!

 

[Camborne Gills]

No votes for Justin Bieber? What's the matter with you lot? Anyway..........................
The fat Welsh opera singing cnut
The 'fantastic' taxi driver who looks like Greg Wallace
Greg Wallace
Paul Hollywood
The entire panel on Strictly and X Factor
Anthony Worrall Thompson
Jamie Oliver
Jeremy ' I can't find a train seat' Corbyn

More to come