People you'd like to hit with a shovel

[Aber gas]

No votes for Justin Bieber? What's the matter with you lot? Anyway..........................
The fat Welsh opera singing cnut
The 'fantastic' taxi driver who looks like Greg Wallace
Greg Wallace
Paul Hollywood
The entire panel on Strictly and X Factor
Anthony Worrall Thompson
Jamie Oliver
Jeremy ' I can't find a train seat' Corbyn

More to come

You can fuck right off with Corbyn. Rest are fine tho

 

[Camborne Gills]

Looks like someone beat me to it anyway

 

[slaphead]

Kanye West. Lots of times.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Farage. Always Farage. Perfect combination of odious personality and hideous self-satisfied mug. How could you not want to give THIS a GOOD THWACK with a BLUNT INSTRUMENT

 

[mnb089mnb]

The entire panel on Strictly and X Factor

I quite fancy Darcey Bussell but I imagine we'd have nothing in common.

 

[mnb089mnb]

clairvoyants. all of them.

You'd be all like "I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING!"

And they'd be all like "Stop hitting me with a shovel, I have a family! My children!"

lol

 

[Indian Dan]

I quite fancy Darcey Bussell but I imagine we'd have nothing in common.

Darcey Bussell could sit on my face and fart, for sure.

 

[Gilly?]

David Cameron
George Osborne
Jeremy Hunt
Theresa May
(Most conservatives)
REO Speedwagon
Dapper Laughs

 

[Indian Dan]

Gordon Taylor and his soft, camp voice

 

[Indian Dan]

Sting
Vic Reeves
Tanya Stevenson - needs a fucking wash
Mother Teresa - fucking con artist

 

[Leo]

Darcey Bussell could sit on my face and fart, for sure.

I have visions of a follow through Dan.....

 

[Indian Dan]

Mmmmmm, scatology!

 

[Leo]

Mmmmmm, scatology!

FFS....

 

[mnb089mnb]

I'm starting to think I have more in common with Darcey Bussell than many of the contributors of this thread.

That's assuming that the retired English ballerina, and is currently one of the four judges on the BBC reality show Strictly Come Dancing (source, Wikipedia) isn't into scatology...

 

[johnnytodd]

Abergas whilst shouting "this is for no other reason than your a tit"

Just to be safe.....lolz

 

[Aber gas]

*you're*

 

[Aber gas]

Abergas whilst shouting "this is for no other reason than your a tit"

Just to be safe.....lolz

You could try it I spose. Good luck.

 

[johnnytodd]

You could try it I spose. Good luck.

*suppose*

 

[Leo]

I know.....an incorrect spelling thred.....Lets go.....

 

[Dirk]

*suppose*

...thin ice, johnny

I know.....an incorrect spelling thred.....Lets go.....

*thread*

I 'm glad that I'm not the only one who "spells incorrect" (ok, I'm only a "johnny (todd) foreigner" and I even have bad english grammar, too. )

 

[Leo]

...thin ice, johnny



*thread*

I 'm glad that I'm not the only one who "spells incorrect" (ok, I'm only a "johnny (todd) foreigner" and I even have bad english grammar, too. )

You caught me good their Dirk......

 

[mowgli]

I'm another one for whacking johnnytodd but i don't think he'll be on 1FF for much longer the way he's going.

 

[Leo]

The fucker that thinks it a spiffing idea to bring out a Daniel O'Donnell CD on the approach to every fucking Christmas....Grrrr!

 

[Stevencc]

The fucker that thinks it a spiffing idea to bring out a Daniel O'Donnell CD on the approach to every fucking Christmas....Grrrr!

Running out of room on your CD rack, mate?

 

[mowgli]

The fucker that thinks it a spiffing idea to bring out a Daniel O'Donnell CD on the approach to every fucking Christmas....Grrrr!

My nan used to love his "music" so that was one less Christmas present i had to really think about.

 

[Leo]

Running out of room on your CD rack, mate?

Bursting at the seams Steven.....got them in between AC/DC & Led Zep.....

 

[The Iron]

Graham Norton
Russell Brand

 

[SALTIRE]

My mum and gran used to go and see him several times a year. I mean, why!?!

 

[Stevencc]

I like the Father Ted pisstake of that kind of singer.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

"music"