PL shit that doesn't need it's own thread.

[Abertawe]

Sorry Skinner

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Since the start of 15-16 and Bournemouth's time in the Premier League to date, Charlie Daniels has more assists than any other full back in the league. More than the closest Bellerin and Walker, Daniels surpassed them last night.

Neat stat. Underrated player. Shame he's not quite so strong defensively mind, much like most full backs these days.

 

[Super_horns]

Some people just need to be kept off Twitter.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38507682

What a brainless thing to say and quite rightly delt with quickly..

 

[Stevencc]

ROBERTO FIRMINO IN CONTACT WITH MERSEYSIDE POLICE YET AGAIN*

*this time because his house was burgled, making him the victim rather than the criminal.

 

[G-Dragon]

 

[Stevencc]

That's no way for the ringleader of the worst set of fans™ of the forum to speak to the best Premier League poster™, funniest member™, nicest guy™ and second most dedicated vegan™ on the forum, is it?

Sorry mate, I forgot that you also placed highly in the least intelligent poster™ category!

 

[Dirk]

I like it. Hey steven, what about a monstrous signature with all your achievements like the one Quackavelli just made?

 

[Stevencc]

I like it. Hey steven, what about a monstrous signature with all your achievements like the one Quackavelli just made

I like to think of myself of a man that carries himself with a quiet dignity, Dirk my friend. Mr. Quackavelli is a fine gentleman but I feel that an ostentatious display of one's achievements, no matter how impressive, is, quite frankly, gauche.

 

[Dirk]

Another proof that my vote for you as funniest member was the right choice (and I am sorry now , that I left void the vote for the most intelligent poster after this revelation )

 

[TubularBells]

ROBERTO FIRMINO IN CONTACT WITH MERSEYSIDE POLICE YET AGAIN*

Quite surprising as most of them live in Cheshire. I guess it goes for most players and clubs. Would a player live in the town/citythey play for?

 

[TubularBells]

That's no way for the ringleader of the worst set of fans™ of the forum to speak to the best Premier League poster™, funniest member™, nicest guy™ and second most dedicated vegan™ on the forum, is it?

Sorry mate, I forgot that you also placed highly in the least intelligent poster™ category!

Now that's a BURN!

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Bilo]

Oh get to fuck

 

[johnnytodd]

There's not enough keys on my keyboard to list my achievements at this years awards.

7 trophies last count

johnnytodd>stevencockneycc

 

[smat]

Public vote, is it?

 

[Dirk]

Deserved: And we all know that the January Award will go to Olivier Giroud with another "Scorpion Goal". The question will be: Who is the Scorpion King?

There's not enough keys on my keyboard to list my achievements at this years awards.

7 trophies last count

johnnytodd>stevencockneycc

The difference: Steven's awards are all positive and most of yours are negative but to each saint his candle (or so)

 

[Stevencc]

Oh get to fuck

 

[Bilo]

Deserved: And we all know that the January Award will go to Olivier Giroud with another "Scorpion Goal". The question will be: Who is the Scorpion King?

One was a perfect counter including two back heels and every player doing the exact right thing, up until the cross which was obviously underhit to make the scorpion kick possible.

The other was offside.

The guilt is in his eyes.

 

[Stevencc]

 

[johnnytodd]

Deserved: And we all know that the January Award will go to Olivier Giroud with another "Scorpion Goal". The question will be: Who is the Scorpion King?



The difference: Steven's awards are all positive and most of yours are negative but to each saint his candle (or so)

arse licking ain't no positive mate...........or is it?

 

[Stevencc]

arse licking ain't no positive mate...........or is it?

Speaking of which, how much would you pay to lick Donald's trumphole?

 

[Dirk]

arse licking ain't no positive mate...........or is it?

Trolling neither.

Didn't know we are mates. It's only the truth I told.

 

[SALTIRE]

It looks like he's bought a hipster whisky there.

 

[johnnytodd]

It looks like he's bought a hipster whisky there.

trust you to lower the tone

 

[Stevencc]

Buttner: "My adventure at Manchester United was not a failure. I am champion of England, who can say that? Not even Steven Gerrard did that."

 

[SALTIRE]

Buttner: "My adventure at Manchester United was not a failure. I am champion of England, who can say that? Not even Steven Gerrard did that."

What kind of dodgy link is that you've put in there Stevie, not that sploshing stuff again surely?

 

[Stevencc]

What kind of dodgy link is that you've put in there Stevie, not that sploshing stuff again surely?

Click it and find out, mate.

 

[SALTIRE]

Click it and find out, mate.

It looks as if its in Dutch and has a warning before entry, I've got that type of stuff set up for later thanks.

 

[QPR_Matt]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38682911

Tottenhams new stadium. It is basically a white Emirates stadium but with more space for beers, which is a good touch.

 

[TubularBells]

An in-house bakery?! Do Spurs fans have a penchant for fresh bread?