Social Media Idiots

[JaseTheVillain]

...Context?

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

It doubt it would be very funny if we knew the context.

 

[Megaclyde]

Nothing to lose in that case

 

[Craig]

"Some serious nutjobs i split with fella and just found out his bullshitter mum ( name and shame as she put it) lynn gimblett made me out a physco c*** !! He got what he deserved and about time u had a reality check and cut that apron string hes nearly 40 and your getting involed wer your not wanted i suggest u actually talk to your son cos u coudnt be more wrong and i dont care for your opinion means less than nothing - and the threats your gonna get me? Really? Whys that ? cos i upset a growm man - or cos you dont want him ag yours !! - maybe if u had cut the strings he would have grew up a real man- now take your childish bully shit else wear ya banger"

 

[Pliny Harris]

I think this deserves a place on here. On the Shaymen forum there's a bloke who I wouldn't recognise in person who accused me of stalking him several months back.

He's been back on my case, and his posts are as entertaining as they are bizarre. For the record, none of it is factual...

Zoom ahead seven or so months:

 

[Aber gas]

I think this deserves a place on here. On the Shaymen forum there's a bloke who I wouldn't recognise in person who accused me of stalking him several months back.

He's been back on my case, and his posts are as entertaining as they are bizarre. For the record, none of it is factual...

Zoom ahead seven or so months:

That's a "feel sorry for you "like, Pliny

 

[Pliny Harris]

That's a "feel sorry for you "like, Pliny

It's one of the stranger accusations I've received. I mean, imagine me having a girlfriend.

 

[Bobbin']

To be fair, he might have a point. You've just gone to the effort to find posts he made in April.

 

[JimJams]

More likely he had them all saved to his hard drive for reference.

 

[Gilly?]

Like for: (Selectives)

IF WE HAD SEX
[ ]Fast
[ ] Doggy style
[ ] I'm On Top
[ ] You're On Top
[ ] In A Bed
[ ] In The Shower✔
[ ]All Of The Above
[ ]Whatever You
Want
[ ] We Wouldn't

IF I SAW YOU NAKED...
[ ]Sex Sex Sex
[ ]Close The Door
[ ] Leave The Room
[ ]Bite My Lip
[ ] Scream
[ ] Run Away
[ ] Stare
[ ] I Wouldn't

HONEST RATE...
[ ] 10%
[ ] 20%
[ ] 30%™
[ ] 40%
[ ] 50%
[ ] 60%✖
[ ] 70%
[ ] 80%
[ ] 90%✳
[ ] 100%
[ ]Broke My Scale

IF YOU HUGGED ME I WOULD...
[]Hug You Back
[ ] Push You Away
[ ] It's Alright, Just Let You Hug Me
[ ]Pull You In Closer
[ ]Cuddle For A While

YOU'RE MY...
[ ] Boo
[ ] Baby
[ ] Sister/Brother‍‍‍
[ ] Best Friend
[ ]Friend
[ ] Texting Buddy

IF YOU KISSED ME...
[ ]Kiss You back
[ ]Be Surprised
[ ] Slap You
[ ] Bite Your Lip
[ ] Stare At You & Think What The Fuck?...

ME + YOU + ROOM =
[ ]Movies
[ ]Cuddles
[ ]Kisses
[ ]Sex
[ ]Chill
[ ]Listen To Music
[ ] Wouldn't Let You In My Room

YOU SHOULD...
[ ] Marry Me On Facebook
[ ]Inbox Me
[ ] Call me
[ ] Be Mine
[ ] Text

 

[T.A]

According to Facebook I posted this 4 years ago.

I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn't seem to take me anywhere...

Then I realised I was on the descending escalator.

 

[blade1889]

I wish this was satirical. Knowing the person who shared it it probably isn't though...

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[SALTIRE]

What is a Mizzou?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

What is a Mizzou?

It's a Japanese soup I think.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[roversfan2001]

 

[Gilly?]

Anyone who shares Britain First makes me want to kill myself. I'm kind of sad I got banned from their shitty page though.

 

[SALTIRE]

It's a Japanese soup I think.

Haha that's miso, my mum has it

 

[Pagnell]

Anyone who shares Britain First makes me want to kill myself. I'm kind of sad I got banned from their shitty page though.

Just respond with the Britain Furst FB link.

 

[Abertawe]

So every fucker is going with the French tint but now I've got tools replacing their profile pics with Paris holiday snaps and of course adding the tint. #Solidarity

 

[blade1889]

*awaits removal as facebook friend*

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

that's what we cool a 'humble brag'

 

[blade1889]

that's what we cool a 'humble brag'

I'm looking forward to being able to add 'deleted by a Britain First supporter' to my CV.

 

[blade1889]

I lasted 2 minutes.

Quality

 

[TomPNE94]

A girl on my FB shared the CLOSE OUR BORDERS petition shite on Saturday, has today posted that she is looking forward to her holiday in Majorca next week.

 

[T.A]

You need to post the petition link in a reply to that status. See if she understands then.

 

[PaulHaddock]

A salon owner on Facebook put this. It was taken down shortly after and she was arrested.

 

[Pliny Harris]

 

[HertsWolf]

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A salon owner on Facebook put this. It was taken down shortly after and she was arrested.

There was a post later along the lines of "I'm a private business, not a limited company and my solicitor says I can say this. If you don't like it, take it up with the Constabulary who will charge you with wasting police time".

Seems they didn't actually. And well done your lawyer for one of the fastest methods of drumming up significant client business I've seen in a long, long while.

Edit: In fact, why not post the image of it....