The Dreams thread?

[Stevencc]

BUT IF YOU DIE IN A DREAM YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

 

[markpvfc]

BUT IF YOU DIE IN A DREAM YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

To be fair I think we're all going to die in real life sometime or other.

 

[Stevencc]

To be fair I think we're all going to die in real life sometime or other.

I disagree.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

If I recounted some of the dreams I've had people will start to question whether I've got a very disturbed subconscious...

 

[Cas]

I once had a dream that I was a king of biscuits. Under my command I had many different types of biscuits as soldiers. Plain digestives were the cannon fodder of my army while my second in command was a Jammy Dodger called Peter. Everything was going fine until we came under attack from the evil army of the Cake Queen. We battled for a full night using trebuchet's loaded with flaming marshmellows, scolding our enemies with lakes of hot chocolate but it was all in vain because the Queen had cakes that could simply absorb all this punishment with their dry bodies. Bastards. The dream ended abruptly when a lone, sneaky cake bar infiltrated my castle and made his way toward me.

Also had a dream where aliens invaded the earth and the British government put together a crack squad of me, Wolf from Gladiators, Michael Barrymore and The Chuckle Brothers in order to combat this threat.

Also had a dream where me and my mate ET were being chased by the Predator. We were riding a motobike and ET was in the side car. He had big goggles on and everything. The weirdest part is that he had a Welsh accent.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

If I recounted some of the dreams I've had people will start to question whether I've got a very disturbed subconscious...

So I had one of these last night. Bit of context, I'm off to Colchester v Bury today.

I dreamt there were a bunch of Bury fans in a generic stadium chucking around a giant inflatable sheep singing 'Bury had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Bury had a little lamb it's fleece as white as snow' in a child horror film nursery rhyme way. All the while the sheep was shooting lasers from its eyes into the stadium blowing up random fans. The other people in the stadium weren't allowed to leave as there were SS like guards making sure people stayed...

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

i've been waking up with a recurring dream that i'm doing my a-level resits but hadn't gone to a history class once. so i was fucked. like real abject terror. i wake up and it grips me for like 5 mins until i remember i'm 25 and have a degree. grips me at random (waking) points in the day too it's a confusing thing

 

[Stevencc]

I have the exact same dream except it's Sociology not History.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

i've been waking up with a recurring dream that i'm doing my a-level resits but hadn't gone to a history class once. so i was fucked. like real abject terror. i wake up and it grips me for like 5 mins until i remember i'm 25 and have a degree. grips me at random (waking) points in the day too it's a confusing thing

I have that as well, same subject even. Except I'm 26 with a postgraduate degree...

 

[SALTIRE]

I had a dream about Steve Ovett once where he was running, and all of a sudden his face started melting! Think I maybe watched Raiders Of The Lost Ark the night before.

 

[Stagat]

I had a dream about Steve Ovett once where he was running, and all of a sudden his face started melting! Think I maybe watched Raiders Of The Lost Ark the night before.

Doesn't that scene make the whole film pointless, btw? If the Nazis were going to have their faces melted off anyway, why did matter what Harrison Ford did or didn't do?

 

[SALTIRE]

Doesn't that scene make the whole film pointless, btw? If the Nazis were going to have their faces melted off anyway, why did matter what Harrison Ford did or didn't do?

Haha yeah good point! A typical major Lucas plothole that!

 

[DH84]

had a dream last night that my car got stolen but i used an app on my phone to locate it to Tranmere.

 

[johnnytodd]

I had a dream about eating huge marshmallows and when I woke up my pillow was missing.....

 

[sl1k]

I had a nightmare once yeeeeears back that was pretty fucked up.

For some reason I was living in Birmingham and there was a big cemetery nearby. People from the community began go to missing and my lil brothers told me apparently there's some guy doing black magic at the cemetery and is probably behind the disappearances. I went there to investigate in the night and noticed there was light coming from a fire deep inside so I snuck in. I get close and to my horror, there's the undertaker from wwe. Now this may sound funny, but I was shitting it. The guy had blood all over his mouth and his eyes were perma-rolled back. He seemed to get a tin can out of a hut and began to chuck the contents ontop of the fire as if to cook and to my horror it was the flesh of human faces skinned off. By this point I'm just looking to get the fuck outa there and in my hurry, the undertaker notices me and starts chanting some next shit you'd hear from the exorcist or saink. My body feels like it's gravitating back to him but I fight it and somehow get out of the cemetery running home. Even at home I'd feel forces randomly trying to take me back there.

I can't recall if that was when I woke up or it carried on. If it did, I'm happier to not know the ending.

 

[Aber gas]

I had a nightmare once yeeeeears back that was pretty fucked up.

For some reason I was living in Birmingham and there was a big cemetery nearby. People from the community began go to missing and my lil brothers told me apparently there's some guy doing black magic at the cemetery and is probably behind the disappearances. I went there to investigate in the night and noticed there was light coming from a fire deep inside so I snuck in. I get close and to my horror, there's the undertaker from wwe. Now this may sound funny, but I was shitting it. The guy had blood all over his mouth and his eyes were perma-rolled back. He seemed to get a tin can out of a hut and began to chuck the contents ontop of the fire as if to cook and to my horror it was the flesh of human faces skinned off. By this point I'm just looking to get the fuck outa there and in my hurry, the undertaker notices me and starts chanting some next shit you'd hear from the exorcist or saink. My body feels like it's gravitating back to him but I fight it and somehow get out of the cemetery running home. Even at home I'd feel forces randomly trying to take me back there.

I can't recall if that was when I woke up or it carried on. If it did, I'm happier to not know the ending.

Lay off the skunk mate.

 

[sl1k]

Lay off the skunk mate.

But it's so good when it's not turning my favourite wwe superstars into a demon summoning face eating abomination

 

[hbk4894]

had a dream last night that i went to see a movie and when i got out of the movie i suddenly didnt know were i was and got really scared.

 

[Libertadores FC]

had a dream last night that i was a girl and i was just wearing a bra and a guy pulled my bra off me and exposed my breasts.

Post of the year

 

[SaddlerJonny]

I used to have nightmares when I was a kid where some guy would just speak to me like, really, really slowly. Then sometimes when I was very tired and I listened to music or watched tele the voices from those would go into slow motion and sounds like the guy speaking to me.

Think I was either just really tired or someone was lacing my Cheese and Potato pie with magic mushrooms.

 

[hbk4894]

Had a dream I was trying to escape a FArm while being followed by two ducks

 

[Magic]

Going through a run of nightmares at the moment.

One of my more regular ones is there being a roaming gunman in the town I'm in and everyone being shit scared (last night I shut all the curtains in the dream and then saw an outline of a man with a gun just before shots were fired into the house...scary stuff).

Night before I was in a car crash at a serious speed but jumped out and started running around (I think because I knew I should be dead and didn't want to allow myself to drift off to my death.)



Sent from my HTC Desire EYE using Tapatalk

 

[Leewilson]

Going through a run of nightmares at the moment.

One of my more regular ones is there being a roaming gunman in the town I'm in and everyone being shit scared (last night I shut all the curtains in the dream and then saw an outline of a man with a gun just before shots were fired into the house...scary stuff).

Night before I was in a car crash at a serious speed but jumped out and started running around (I think because I knew I should be dead and didn't want to allow myself to drift off to my death.)



Sent from my HTC Desire EYE using Tapatalk

You missed out the nightmare where you were only in pot 2. Or was that real?

 

[Magic]

You missed out the nightmare where you were only in pot 2. Or was that real?

Nah that was just a comedy.

 

[Pagnell]

I had a dream over the weekend that I was being chased by Lara Croft down a canal in a blow up dinghy.