The REAL Brotherhood Table and Fixtures 2021/22

[Limerick Mariner]

Are there any ladies in Grimsby? How very dare you sir.

Emily Howard and Florence both live in Grimsby and I can confirm that they are very much ladies.

Patricia Hodge - epitome of a lady

 

[Son of Cod]

Fenty has a fit daughter too, to be fair. Also Stacey Dooley must be popping in and out all the time to see the Cliftons.

 

[Limerick Mariner]

Apologies to the Brothers for the behaviour of our boys today. It's alright staging a 3 goal comeback to beat one of the tin potters at home, but doing so at the home of one of the Brothers is bad form.

And congratulations to Southend United - welcome to the National League, I think, officially, induction is a pasting by three clear goals by one of the tinpots but as their goal was late consolation I think we can overlook that. And well done to English Red for correctly forecasting this as their special day...

 

[GTFCfish]

Ahh shit I’d forgotten about our Brotherhood duties, that win today feels tarnished now.

 

[Limerick Mariner]

I think we also should congratulate Stockport County for renewing their vows today...

 

[Soup Ladle]

Apologies to the Brothers for the behaviour of our boys today. It's alright staging a 3 goal comeback to beat one of the tin potters at home, but doing so at the home of one of the Brothers is bad form.

And congratulations to Southend United - welcome to the National League, I think, officially, induction is a pasting by three clear goals by one of the tinpots but as their goal was late consolation I think we can overlook that. And well done to English Red for correctly forecasting this as their special day...

That's what they'll be talking about for years, getting pumped at a phoenix club no one has ever heard of.

At least there's lasted a few games, we lost at home to Dover the first game down here. Never had the 'it's not so bad here' phase.

 

[Limerick Mariner]

Not really getting the hang of this are we...

 

[GTFCfish]

Hehe Fuck the Brotherhood.

 

[Limerick Mariner]

All falling apart a bit now. Perhaps we should strike out results against Southend and allow Southend compassionate leave for this season, for their first-time-down-here depression.

 

[Colinmorriswalksonwater]

It's more than depression lol. I only just saw the goals against Aldershot and they tried so hard to let us take something from the game. Shouldn't have any problem at all finishing bottom of the brotherhood. Still trying to smile though...lol

 

[GTFCfish]

Slow night at work tonight which means……
Updated Brotherhood table.

So the results I can find so far are:

Grimsby 3-1 Wrexham
Notts Co. 1-1 Torquay
Southend 0-1 Stockport
Southend 2-2 Wrexham
Stockport 0-0 Grimsby
Torquay 1-3 Grimsby
Torquay 1-0 Southend
Wrexham 1-1 Notts Co.

Which gives us this:

 

[Limerick Mariner]

Is that a sourdough loaf underneath, only right that the Brother table is mounted on good quality baking...

 

[GTFCfish]

Is that a sourdough loaf underneath, only right that the Brother table is mounted on good quality baking...

It on a Co-op 800g white tin bread loaf.

 

[Limerick Mariner]

It on a Co-op 800g white tin bread loaf.

Sorry, but that's tinpot...

 

[Seventyseven]

Right, here's the updated fixtures/table after a very uninspiring September round of fixtures with only Torquay and Chesterfield showing any RB love. The rest of you fuckers need to realise that it's part of the code of conduct that you don't go beating your fellow RB as Chesterfield realised late on in the game against Torquay, being 2 up with minutes to go and then doing the right thing.

Grimsby climb into top spot after a decent Sept round of fixtures with Southend in familiar territory routed to the bottom of the table.

 

[Stocky]

Why's our Wrexham result not on the table?

Rusk is getting conned out of this.

Southend 0-1 Stockport
Stockport 0-0 Grimsby
Stockport 2-1 Wrexham

 

[EnglishRed]

Why's our Wrexham result not on the table?

Rusk is getting conned out of this.

Southend 0-1 Stockport
Stockport 0-0 Grimsby
Stockport 2-1 Wrexham

Didn't count because you lied about how bad you were.

 

[ForzaCounty]

Didn't count because you lied about how bad you were.

Tbf you never adequately warned us how bad your mob could be

 

[EnglishRed]

We just need to gel (tm)

 

[Seventyseven]

Why's our Wrexham result not on the table?

Rusk is getting conned out of this.

Southend 0-1 Stockport
Stockport 0-0 Grimsby
Stockport 2-1 Wrexham

FFS!

There's always one that spots the fuck-ups. You're as bad as that Wrexham lot... 'please sir, I think you did it wrong, it should be an A+ not a D'....

To be fair, I think when I saw that TQ were second in the table (at that point) I just liked the look of the table and stopped adding any more scores.

This is a thankless task. Where's those Pools lot who used to get it right every time and no-one moaned at them?*


*No need to answer that, they're all having tonnes of fun on the L2 forum....



Anyways, updated Table....

 

[EnglishRed]

I hate to say it but we are one short...

Weve played:

Notts County (H) Drew 1-1
Southend (A) Drew 2-2
Grimsby (A) Lost 3-1
Stockport (A) Lost 2-1

 

[Limerick Mariner]

We clearly need to do better, not only not sharing the spoils but two goal margins as well, no one else is getting it so wrong...will we be expelled if we carry on like this?

 

[Colinmorriswalksonwater]

Sacking Phil Brown might give us a chance now not to finish bottom lol.

 

[Coalite]

Grimsby's to lose this

 

[TheShayWay]

Can't believe the brotherhood is letting tinpotters like Halifax, Bromley and Altrincham mount a significant push up the top end.

 

[OneDecentLester]

Following our generosity to our Southern friends Torquay, we went and did the right thing again last week by letting our brothers Wrexham take home a point late on in the game.

Shame the same can’t be said for the weekend, so huge apologies to Southend for Saturday’s monstrosity on our behalf. JR and team should be ashamed for not saving such a performance for one of the tinpotters

 

[EnglishRed]

Can't believe the brotherhood is letting tinpotters like Halifax, Bromley and Altrincham mount a significant push up the top end.

Altrincham will fall away again. You and Bromley will bob along in upper mid table with an outside chance of the playoffs offs. Nothing is won in October.

 

[Seventyseven]

Updated results and table. I've checked it through but no doubt pedants like Chief et al will say it's bloody wrong!

Grimsby emulate the other League table that no-one cares about by storming to the top - albeit on goal difference.

Wrexham, despite all the money and fame, continue to look after a few of the less-fortunate with 3 draws out of their first 5 matches.

Southend, meanwhile, remain 'Root'ed to the bottom of the table.

There could be a few changes to the table come 4:45 on Saturday as Table Topping(TM) Grimsby take on Notts who could take over top spot with a win at Blunder Park (which is more likely than the Beleaguered Gulls(TM) spoiling the party for the Z-listers at the Racehorse).

 

[Wooderson]

We are top the league!

 

[EnglishRed]

We are top the league!

What are you doing!? you are meant to draw these games!

Aren't you?